Bees are cool
I had a wasp in my basement somehow, killed that SOB as soon as I could
Had to kill wasps for my neighbor once, sprayed their hive with RAID and boom they just died
then I went to clean dirt out of their windowwell and was face to face with a black widow. needless to say I jumped out of the windowwell. OUT. in one motion. and screamed like a girl, of course.
What's all the buzz about?
Such a buzzy day today.
Jesus Christ, I just had a dream, last night, where a big wasp was stuck in my ear. :ohdear:
A wild [IMG]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/61/015Beedrill.png[/IMG] Appeared!
You think you had it bad
as a kid i got a tick
on my dick
I once had a bee sting me while I was riding my moped, found it inside my shirt 15 mins later
And another time I got too close to a nest when thinning with clearing saw and got about 10 stings to legs
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then I went to clean dirt out of their windowwell and was face to face with a black widow. needless to say I jumped out of the windowwell. OUT. in one motion. and screamed like a girl, of course.[/QUOTE]
Fun thing is, Black widows are actually quite docile, as long as you don't fuck with them or put your finger in their face. Same goes for pretty much any other spider (Except that one Mexican spider that hates everything). I still shit my pants when I see a black spider though. :v:
I want a pet bee :v:
[QUOTE=Rubs10;30195030]Someone wants you dead OP and they obviously have control over the bees.
THE FLOWERS ARE TRYING TO MURDER YOU MAN.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bucketofvodka;30238115]I want a pet bee :v:[/QUOTE]
I remember finding a queen bumblebee in my garden once, and I watched her progress over Spring. :buddy:
Her colony eventually died the next year though. Or they might have moved on.
It was pretty interesting, I've done the same thing with ant queens as well. Still got a few actually, out of interest.
[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;30204420]Yellow Jackets and bumblebees seem to love chasing after me. Yellow jackets I understand; they're aggressive as fuck. But everyone says bumblebees leave you alone. Unless they're actually carpenter bees...
Also, these. I'm just glad I live in New York.
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Supposedly have the most painful sting of any bee/wasp.[/QUOTE]
That's actually quite beautiful.
[QUOTE=bull04;30208197]I think Carpenter bees are pretty chill.
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They will almost never attack unless massively threatened. They are also pretty cute. We get them down here in Southern Utah and Arizona. They make nests in wood, hence the Carpenter in their name. If you ever see one of these in the air, throw a rock near it.
They chase any airborne objects. So funny to watch them fly after rocks with the speed of light.[/QUOTE]
brb training carpenter bees to finish off my enemies after shooting them with my rifle
I'm not into wasps, but bumble bees are really chill. They rarely sting unless you [B]really[/B] threaten them. It's funny how my entire class just freaks out when bees/wasps are around and I just sit there and let him fly around me, checking me out. He's just curious, mates, come on.
Catch another bee, freeze it, take it's stinger off and tie a string on it
[QUOTE=adam1172;30196085]Just stand still. The more you panic, the more its gonna sting you.[/QUOTE]
They can only sting once, after that they die
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COVERED IN BEES!
They'll [i]bee[/i] back for more OP.
(That line would have been more clever if it was on page 1.)
Do i give a fucking shit wow you were stung by a bee this is amazing.
FUCK OFF
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If you see a yellowjacket hole, then pour gasoline down it. I works wonders.
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30 Giant hornets vs 30,000 bees. The war lasts 3 hours. Hornets win.[/QUOTE]
Some bees kill hornets by swarming them and baking them in their combined body heat.
[QUOTE=Jojje;30241334]I'm not into wasps, but bumble bees are really chill. They rarely sting unless you [B]really[/B] threaten them. It's funny how my entire class just freaks out when bees/wasps are around and I just sit there and let him fly around me, checking me out. He's just curious, mates, come on.[/QUOTE]
When I see said bumble bee, I become your classmates. :v:
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[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;30248698]Some bees kill hornets by swarming them and baking them in their combined body heat.[/QUOTE]
No I fear bees more, thanks. :smith:
I live in Denmark, and usually all the small yellow bugs are just some stupid fly things who do absolutely nothing but scare the hell out of me everytime I hear the buzzing.
I bet they're just sent out as decoys, while the wasps plan their attack on the smaller, defenseless towns.
Bee's aren't that big of a problem where I live... Wasps on the other hand are a different story all together.
bees have enstablished a base in my bathroom
[QUOTE=Vaught;30238077]Fun thing is, Black widows are actually quite docile, as long as you don't fuck with them or put your finger in their face. Same goes for pretty much any other spider (Except that one Mexican spider that hates everything). I still shit my pants when I see a black spider though. :v:[/QUOTE]
Well I tried clearing the window well of spiders before I went in so when I felt they were all gone, I went in and THEN the black widow decided to skitter across the glass quickly
[QUOTE=-Chief-;30194628]I stepped on a bee once. Barefoot. :argh:[/QUOTE]
I stepped on a yellowjacket barefoot
[QUOTE=yesah;30242398]Do i give a fucking shit wow you were stung by a bee this is amazing.
FUCK OFF[/QUOTE]
Rude.
i absolutely hate bees
Ahhhh yes, the calm before the storm.....
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