aw man, i drew a massive deformed dick in an msn convo and my dad was stood behind me
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;17518440]Could've tried offering the zombies the sandwiches, perhaps they wouldn't have eaten his brains.[/QUOTE]
They don't like sandwiches. They just get angry if you chuck them at them.
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[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17519212]aw man, i drew a massive deformed dick in an msn convo and my dad was stood behind me[/QUOTE]
Lol what'd he say?
i bet he was like ok let me show u a real dik now
lorlok :banjo:
I just broke a jawbreaker in half thinking it was a gumball, I got some steel teeth, I should be in a James Bond movie
lol i has recon
The guard that stands outside our school in the morning was carrying a revolver yesterday. What a badass.
PCR ShovelNinja: what's MEGA EXTREME CLOTH WASHING COLLECTORS PLATINUM EDITION?
PCR ShovelNinja: Is it any good?
Dronaroid: It's great
PCR ShovelNinja: what you do
PCR ShovelNinja: how does one play such a gaem
Dronaroid: cloth washeen duh
PCR ShovelNinja: send me video
Dronaroid: it r super sercwet gaem
Dronaroid: cant send vid
PCR ShovelNinja: ohh snap
PCR ShovelNinja: l4d2 is super secret 2, i'm trollin noobs
Dronaroid: yes it is
PCR ShovelNinja: i wanna play oify
PCR ShovelNinja: audiosurf > oify.wmv
Dronaroid: i has more gaems than you
PCR ShovelNinja: rly, prove it
Dronaroid: I have O.I.F.Y.: Clear Spam
Dronaroid: I win
PCR ShovelNinja: yeah well i have Dronaroid + Foghorn: Kamasutra
Dronaroid: :smug:
:holy:
Another normal day in dwarf fortress
People standing on the drawbridge as it raises, being flung across the map or crushed under the end of it.
people jumping into the water to go after a fish that then eats them
enemies charging in through doors jammed open by a sock
Animals giving birth in the middle of a fight
people depicting animals giving birth during battles on wall carvings and in artifact images
people deciding to take a nap immediately before completing a job, bumping it back by about 3 minutes because everyone else who comes to do it decides to go to bed/eat/sleep aswell
people firing catapults while our men are in the line of fire
marksmen bringing their children into battle with them
babies going berserk and having to be killed.
the pheasants keep multiplying and the chicks don't leave the map with their parents
hunters sent to kill the birds get eaten by fish
merchants coming to our depot get chopped to pieces by invaders
Finished work on the dining hall, it is awesome.
Thinking that this 1 hour video im recording in fast motion on exploring teh interwebs is gonna be fucking cool.
or just fail completely.
"Almighty God.."
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17519478]PCR ShovelNinja: what's MEGA EXTREME CLOTH WASHING COLLECTORS PLATINUM EDITION?
PCR ShovelNinja: Is it any good?
Dronaroid: It's great
PCR ShovelNinja: what you do
PCR ShovelNinja: how does one play such a gaem
Dronaroid: cloth washeen duh
PCR ShovelNinja: send me video
Dronaroid: it r super sercwet gaem
Dronaroid: cant send vid
PCR ShovelNinja: ohh snap
PCR ShovelNinja: l4d2 is super secret 2, i'm trollin noobs
Dronaroid: yes it is
PCR ShovelNinja: i wanna play oify
PCR ShovelNinja: audiosurf > oify.wmv
Dronaroid: i has more gaems than you
PCR ShovelNinja: rly, prove it
Dronaroid: I have O.I.F.Y.: Clear Spam
Dronaroid: I win
PCR ShovelNinja: yeah well i have dcalde + Foghorn: Kamasutra
Dronaroid: :smug:
:holy:[/QUOTE]
fixed that for you
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519536]"Almighty God.."[/QUOTE]
You rang?
I can't be a false prophet if I have two twin brothers born from three different women.
I have my phone bryan
what.
back from watching hot fuzz
damn that movie is awesome
lol, love the new avatar bryan
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;17519485]Another normal day in dwarf fortress
People standing on the drawbridge as it raises, being flung across the map or crushed under the end of it.
people jumping into the water to go after a fish that then eats them
enemies charging in through doors jammed open by a sock
Animals giving birth in the middle of a fight
people depicting animals giving birth during battles on wall carvings and in artifact images
people deciding to take a nap immediately before completing a job, bumping it back by about 3 minutes because everyone else who comes to do it decides to go to bed/eat/sleep aswell
people firing catapults while our men are in the line of fire
marksmen bringing their children into battle with them
babies going berserk and having to be killed.
the pheasants keep multiplying and the chicks don't leave the map with their parents
hunters sent to kill the birds get eaten by fish
merchants coming to our depot get chopped to pieces by invaders
Finished work on the dining hall, it is awesome.[/QUOTE]
I remember l34rn telling me about how he was playing DF and he decided fuck it all, drown all his dwarves and start again (since most of them were insane for whatever reason.)
Turns out it was doubly effective as there were [B]KILLER CARP[/B] in the floodwater :v: and then he apparently got burgled. And his surviving dwarves called a meeting in the dining hall.
I like the mental image of several insane dwarves calling an urgent meeting in response to being flooded with DOOM CARP infested water.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519711]lol, love the new avatar bryan[/QUOTE]
Me too, that's why I got it. :smug:
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17519700]back from watching hot fuzz
damn that movie is awesome[/QUOTE]
Any film/show with Simon Pegg + Nick Frost is :iia:
[QUOTE=dcalde78V2;17519723]Any film/show with Simon Pegg + Nick Frost is :iia:[/QUOTE]
yeah i can't wait for their next movie, it's gonna be :iia:
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were in Land of the Dead
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17519734]yeah i can't wait for their next movie, it's gonna be :iia:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/RykuZ/trudat.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;17519714]I remember l34rn telling me about how he was playing DF and he decided fuck it all, drown all his dwarves and start again (since most of them were insane for whatever reason.)
Turns out it was doubly effective as there were [B]KILLER CARP[/B] in the floodwater :v: and then he apparently got burgled. And his surviving dwarves called a meeting in the dining hall.
I like the mental image of several insane dwarves calling an urgent meeting in response to being flooded with DOOM CARP infested water.[/QUOTE]
that's exactly what happened to one of my older fortresses, (which i can't get at now because the save requires some gem that's gone) Except a tantrumming dwarf broke down a floodgate, wasn't intentional.
and there were no carp, just dwarves refusing to go upstairs when they should have and then being unable to because the staircases were waterfalls. and the miners were being dumb and procrastinating.
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