• What Are You Thinking? V. DUNCANFROST BE GAY
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aw man, i drew a massive deformed dick in an msn convo and my dad was stood behind me
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;17518440]Could've tried offering the zombies the sandwiches, perhaps they wouldn't have eaten his brains.[/QUOTE] They don't like sandwiches. They just get angry if you chuck them at them. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17519212]aw man, i drew a massive deformed dick in an msn convo and my dad was stood behind me[/QUOTE] Lol what'd he say?
i bet he was like ok let me show u a real dik now
lorlok :banjo:
I just broke a jawbreaker in half thinking it was a gumball, I got some steel teeth, I should be in a James Bond movie
lol i has recon
The guard that stands outside our school in the morning was carrying a revolver yesterday. What a badass.
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Another normal day in dwarf fortress People standing on the drawbridge as it raises, being flung across the map or crushed under the end of it. people jumping into the water to go after a fish that then eats them enemies charging in through doors jammed open by a sock Animals giving birth in the middle of a fight people depicting animals giving birth during battles on wall carvings and in artifact images people deciding to take a nap immediately before completing a job, bumping it back by about 3 minutes because everyone else who comes to do it decides to go to bed/eat/sleep aswell people firing catapults while our men are in the line of fire marksmen bringing their children into battle with them babies going berserk and having to be killed. the pheasants keep multiplying and the chicks don't leave the map with their parents hunters sent to kill the birds get eaten by fish merchants coming to our depot get chopped to pieces by invaders Finished work on the dining hall, it is awesome.
Isaac come to webcam room
[QUOTE=PCRShade;17519370]lorlok :banjo:[/QUOTE] warlock :banjo:
Thinking that this 1 hour video im recording in fast motion on exploring teh interwebs is gonna be fucking cool. or just fail completely.
"Almighty God.."
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17519478]PCR ShovelNinja: what's MEGA EXTREME CLOTH WASHING COLLECTORS PLATINUM EDITION? PCR ShovelNinja: Is it any good? Dronaroid: It's great PCR ShovelNinja: what you do PCR ShovelNinja: how does one play such a gaem Dronaroid: cloth washeen duh PCR ShovelNinja: send me video Dronaroid: it r super sercwet gaem Dronaroid: cant send vid PCR ShovelNinja: ohh snap PCR ShovelNinja: l4d2 is super secret 2, i'm trollin noobs Dronaroid: yes it is PCR ShovelNinja: i wanna play oify PCR ShovelNinja: audiosurf > oify.wmv Dronaroid: i has more gaems than you PCR ShovelNinja: rly, prove it Dronaroid: I have O.I.F.Y.: Clear Spam Dronaroid: I win PCR ShovelNinja: yeah well i have dcalde + Foghorn: Kamasutra Dronaroid: :smug: :holy:[/QUOTE] fixed that for you
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519536]"Almighty God.."[/QUOTE] You rang?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;17519577]You rang?[/QUOTE] :colbert: False Prophet.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519605]:colbert: False Prophet.[/QUOTE] I'm no false prophet, oh yea I need to ask you something, get your phone
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519605]:colbert: False Prophet.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.youtukan.com/newimages/prophet.jpg[/img]
I can't be a false prophet if I have two twin brothers born from three different women.
I have my phone bryan
what.
back from watching hot fuzz damn that movie is awesome
lol, love the new avatar bryan
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;17519485]Another normal day in dwarf fortress People standing on the drawbridge as it raises, being flung across the map or crushed under the end of it. people jumping into the water to go after a fish that then eats them enemies charging in through doors jammed open by a sock Animals giving birth in the middle of a fight people depicting animals giving birth during battles on wall carvings and in artifact images people deciding to take a nap immediately before completing a job, bumping it back by about 3 minutes because everyone else who comes to do it decides to go to bed/eat/sleep aswell people firing catapults while our men are in the line of fire marksmen bringing their children into battle with them babies going berserk and having to be killed. the pheasants keep multiplying and the chicks don't leave the map with their parents hunters sent to kill the birds get eaten by fish merchants coming to our depot get chopped to pieces by invaders Finished work on the dining hall, it is awesome.[/QUOTE] I remember l34rn telling me about how he was playing DF and he decided fuck it all, drown all his dwarves and start again (since most of them were insane for whatever reason.) Turns out it was doubly effective as there were [B]KILLER CARP[/B] in the floodwater :v: and then he apparently got burgled. And his surviving dwarves called a meeting in the dining hall. I like the mental image of several insane dwarves calling an urgent meeting in response to being flooded with DOOM CARP infested water.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17519711]lol, love the new avatar bryan[/QUOTE] Me too, that's why I got it. :smug:
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17519700]back from watching hot fuzz damn that movie is awesome[/QUOTE] Any film/show with Simon Pegg + Nick Frost is :iia:
[QUOTE=dcalde78V2;17519723]Any film/show with Simon Pegg + Nick Frost is :iia:[/QUOTE] yeah i can't wait for their next movie, it's gonna be :iia:
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were in Land of the Dead
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17519734]yeah i can't wait for their next movie, it's gonna be :iia:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/RykuZ/trudat.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;17519714]I remember l34rn telling me about how he was playing DF and he decided fuck it all, drown all his dwarves and start again (since most of them were insane for whatever reason.) Turns out it was doubly effective as there were [B]KILLER CARP[/B] in the floodwater :v: and then he apparently got burgled. And his surviving dwarves called a meeting in the dining hall. I like the mental image of several insane dwarves calling an urgent meeting in response to being flooded with DOOM CARP infested water.[/QUOTE] that's exactly what happened to one of my older fortresses, (which i can't get at now because the save requires some gem that's gone) Except a tantrumming dwarf broke down a floodgate, wasn't intentional. and there were no carp, just dwarves refusing to go upstairs when they should have and then being unable to because the staircases were waterfalls. and the miners were being dumb and procrastinating.
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