• The vending machine
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A hand comes out, takes your wallet, rips it in half, throws one half at you then retreats back inside with the other half. *inserts tea, earl gray, hot*
*I drink it* *Inserts me*
You get a game of tron... but the music is pacman themed. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZtobhwiAOw[/media] :suicide: *insert coin*
You get a fresh moist bottle of ice cold Root-Beer. *insert coin*
*Yah get mah poopz* *Inserts fresh moist bottle of ice cold Root-Beer.*
The machine attempts to return the Fresh moist bottle of ice cold Root-Beer, but gets jammed. The bottle soon pops open and is forced out of the change return hole. *insert coin*
*The coin flies out and explodes, just as the fresh moist bottle of ice cold Root-Beer jumps out with his friend, new damp bottle of fizzy Sprite* *Inserts coin*
The machine dispenses a can of Coke, and also an extra can since I'm feeling nice right now. *insert coin*
*machine blows up, and kills all repairman within a 538512786762353508725023875 kilometre radius* *inserts... Aw shit*
*Looks in horror at the broken machine* *Inserts gun into mouth*
*gun turns into pizza* *inserts pizza*
Get twice as much Pizza *inserts pizza*
Get lasagna Insert dick
dick blows up *Insert Coin*
gets a toy story character Inserts water
gets shit inserts shit
Gets piss. Inserts a keyboard.
Gets an A, B and C to the face. Inserts fake coin to machine.
Gets nothing for trying to beat the machine. Insert REAL coin
spits hot metal in your face. Inserts human blood
Gets cow blood. Inserts gold.
gets nothing as a leprachaun laughs and runs out the back to the land of gay rainbow shit *inserts coin*
*AIDS FOR YOUUUU!!!* *insert coin*
*Nice, you broke the machine* *insert silver coins*
recieves silver bullets inserts caramel
receives milk, sugar, butter, vanilla essence, water, and glucose (ingredients) *inserts coin
*receives angry mexicans* *inserts coin*
Receives a red star trek shirt. When you put it on, you explode. *inserts silver circular currency.*
Receives a hug from the vending machine, suddenly your wallet disappears! *Inserts hand.*
Receives a foot *inserts penis
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