• The vending machine
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The machine butchers your penis and you pull it out. You go to a new machine. *insert coin*
[QUOTE=Magman77;19207100]The machine butchers your penis and you pull it out. You go to a new machine. *insert coin* [/QUOTE] Receives led poisoning *inserts coin with string
Clock for what, dare I ask?
You swallow the gun whole. 'Mmmm Lead!'. You walk over to a new machine. *insert coin* [editline]04:07AM[/editline] i saw it [editline]04:07AM[/editline] then i replied it
Yeah, but guess what, edited before anyone else noticed. It put me back a page when I clicked the thread. :byodood:
i'll edit my post [editline]04:09AM[/editline] done
*receives a bag of Doritos.* *inserts coin*
Nothing received. You kick a hole into the machine and stare. *Throw coin into hole*
you receive a tactical nuke *inserts coin
You recieve a christmas present, too bad it got stuck inside the machine :argh: *inserts 2 coins*
Gets 2 shredded dicks. Insert 2 shredded dicks.
*You Receive Two shredded vaginas *inserts a budweiser
*you get a drunk baby* *inserts dik*
*Receives an even bigger dick *inserts keyboard
You receive a broken keyboard, who would have guessed. *inserts another keyboard.
You receive a broken keyboard, who would have guessed. *inserts another keyboard
the machine spits out the keyboard and it blows up in your face. * Insert coin *
*gets a gay husband* *inserts coin*
*out of order* *inserts coin*
* technical difficulty* *inserts wrench*
*Shoots the wrench back at your face* *Inserts Fable II*
*throws out Half Life²* *inserts coin*
coin shoots back into your eye *inserts coin*
*Recieves mustache* *inserts coin*
*Receives Cup Cake* *inserts coin*
*DOES NOT COMPUTE* *Spits out lots of coins*
(you were suppoesd to put a coin in, you nonse!) you receive a 100kg paedophile wearing a chest-wig *inserts cookie*
*Throws out milk* *inserts coin*
*Throws out a pen* *Inserts sheet metal*
*gives a kiss* *inserts Pillz*
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