The machine butchers your penis and you pull it out. You go to a new machine.
*insert coin*
[QUOTE=Magman77;19207100]The machine butchers your penis and you pull it out. You go to a new machine.
*insert coin*
[/QUOTE]
Receives led poisoning
*inserts coin with string
Clock for what, dare I ask?
You swallow the gun whole. 'Mmmm Lead!'. You walk over to a new machine.
*insert coin*
[editline]04:07AM[/editline]
i saw it
[editline]04:07AM[/editline]
then i replied it
Yeah, but guess what, edited before anyone else noticed. It put me back a page when I clicked the thread. :byodood:
i'll edit my post
[editline]04:09AM[/editline]
done
*receives a bag of Doritos.*
*inserts coin*
Nothing received. You kick a hole into the machine and stare.
*Throw coin into hole*
you receive a tactical nuke
*inserts coin
You recieve a christmas present, too bad it got stuck inside the machine :argh:
*inserts 2 coins*
Gets 2 shredded dicks.
Insert 2 shredded dicks.
*You Receive Two shredded vaginas
*inserts a budweiser
*you get a drunk baby*
*inserts dik*
*Receives an even bigger dick
*inserts keyboard
You receive a broken keyboard, who would have guessed.
*inserts another keyboard.
You receive a broken keyboard, who would have guessed.
*inserts another keyboard
the machine spits out the keyboard and it blows up in your face.
* Insert coin *
*gets a gay husband*
*inserts coin*
*out of order*
*inserts coin*
* technical difficulty*
*inserts wrench*
*Shoots the wrench back at your face*
*Inserts Fable II*
*throws out Half Life²*
*inserts coin*
coin shoots back into your eye
*inserts coin*
*Recieves mustache*
*inserts coin*
*Receives Cup Cake*
*inserts coin*
*DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*Spits out lots of coins*
(you were suppoesd to put a coin in, you nonse!)
you receive a 100kg paedophile wearing a chest-wig
*inserts cookie*
*Throws out milk*
*inserts coin*
*Throws out a pen*
*Inserts sheet metal*
*gives a kiss*
*inserts Pillz*
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