• Feels as good as jacking off
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[QUOTE=gamefreek76;20392613]What? You're terrible at grammar! Who are you to judge?[/QUOTE] Your father
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392783]Your father[/QUOTE] even for being underdiciplined you are inmature
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;20392760]Runners high[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEuDdgixhL4&feature=related[/media] This?
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20392809]even for being underdiciplined you are inmature[/QUOTE] Inmature?
Riding horses.
[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;20391657]Waking up at a peaceful morning and continuing to sleep.[/QUOTE] Then having the alarm clock go off 10 seconds later.
Standing up and cracking every bone in your body.
Putting a toothpick under my big toenail and then kicking a wall as hard as I can with that foot.
Letting my dog lick my foot.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392827]Inmature?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7569/pennjillette.gif[/img] But, a really large stretch feels the best like when it's the entire body just. ah
Being high and watching this. [url]http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/17l7JA/www.vaiavanti.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;20393379]Being high and watching this. [url]http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/17l7JA/www.vaiavanti.com/[/url][/QUOTE] This is absolutely incredible. Just packed a bowl.
After having a shower I like taking the towel and pressing it against my face and moving it up and down :v: Feels somewhat like when you stretch.
Beating the final boss.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20391838]Have someone else jack you off :smug:[/QUOTE] or having your friends dog blow you??..... pervert,,
using the vibrate function in my PS2 Controller.
[QUOTE=thope6;20393487]or having your friends dog blow you??..... pervert,,[/QUOTE] Oh it's you... [editline]04:45AM[/editline] I told you nothing happened
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20392997]Putting a toothpick under my big toenail and then kicking a wall as hard as I can with that foot.[/QUOTE] When an ingrown toenail has gotten out of hand and the nail literally cuts a gash in your flesh. Sweeeet.
Doing a large dump...
[QUOTE=AWarGuy;20394244]Doing a large dump...[/QUOTE] ...and getting that empty feeling afterward. High-five
Hot as hell and humid day outside. Go inside and get a liter of coke and a big glass. Fill the glass with ice and pour the coke in. Drink and feel your insides go to heaven.
After the dentist is done putting teeth cleaning shit in your mouth and you get to spit it all out.
[QUOTE=Captain Lawlrus;20394338]After the dentist is done putting teeth cleaning shit in your mouth and you get to spit it all out.[/QUOTE] lol scat
Nothing.
Unclogging your ears of water when you've been trying to get it out for a long time.
A nice cool shower after being outside on a hot summers day.
Getting an intense shoulder rub after you havent gotten one in a while and all the blood rushes to your shoulders giving you a relaxing chill that makes you feel really cold for like 2 seconds which is like orgasm except with your shoulders. I love it!!!!!!
After a long day at school my gooch is all sweaty and stuck to my undies. Seperating it is the best feeling.
When you haven't peed in ages and you think your bladder is going to explode then you go pee, mmmmm...
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;20392404]This is why I think you're a weirdo. who should also get a haircut[/QUOTE] You've obviously never had your ear nibbled on :colbert: [editline]12:21AM[/editline] By a [i]girl[/i] you cockgobblers
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