• Feels as good as jacking off
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Having a go on the throne (shitting) and not having to wipe your ass (eg it came out cleanly like an oiled sausage)
Sleeping naked with the window cracked in the winter. Feels soooo good.
Insta gibbing someone in Unreal Tournament by shooting them with a flak cannon at blank range. Also, listening to really loud music. Sometimes I actually prefer it to jacking off.
GETs
Taking a shower if you are really dirty and sweaty feel soo good.
Being stuck somewhere and having no choice but to hold it, then finally getting to a toilet and taking a long piss.
cybering with Foxx
Licking your mustache stubble after you havent shaved in months.
doing a shit ton of situps and getting endorphin release and such from exercise. Hugging someone really warm is nice, but yeah, taking a massive shit can feel awesome.
[QUOTE=sphynx;20397046]doing a shit ton of situps and getting endorphin release and such from exercise. Hugging someone really warm is nice, but yeah, taking a massive shit can feel awesome.[/QUOTE] Everything at the same time.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20392262]Listening to the same genre of music from Fallout 3.[/QUOTE] Ditto. I've become much more fond of classical music thanks to Fallout 3 :downs: Also, making something delicious such as chocolate melt in your mouth :buddy: And shitting the largest bricks ever.
jesus, you people enjoy stretching as much as you do wanking? wtf
Sneezing.
[QUOTE=maooi;20396784]Licking your mustache stubble after you havent shaved in months.[/QUOTE] ^
[QUOTE=AWarGuy;20394244]Taking a large dump...[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, that was just bugging the shit out of me.
Managing to get a bit of food out of your mouth after trying for hours. Then eat it.
Normally, this kind of title would be ...as good as sex. But I guess that then almost nobody would be able to answer.
Jacking off.
Eating something delicious
[QUOTE=Miasmic;20397847]I'm sorry, that was just bugging the shit out of me.[/QUOTE] I see what you did there.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20392827]Inmature?[/QUOTE] Seriously though shut the fuck up you have an unfunny meme avatar.
When you buy a new album and listen to it fully only concentrating to the music. That feeling is awesome.
The chill down your spine you get while listening to some musical pieces.
After I win a 1v1 game in Company of Heroes :awesome: [QUOTE=Kentz;20398950]The chill down your spine you get while listening to some musical pieces.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA[/media]
[QUOTE=Amsay;20399058]After I win a 1v1 game in Company of Heroes :awesome: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA[/URL] [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WhNn6zxqVg[/media] And yeah I like that matrix piece too.
[QUOTE=Amsay;20399058]After I win a 1v1 game in Company of Heroes.[/QUOTE] Yeah, always raises my almost non-existent confidence level. Too bad it doesn't happen often.
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