• My Little Pony FiM Chat Thread V4: You Know She's Not A Tree, Right?
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[sp]And the end they have lesbian sex. Well Rarity hooves Twilight.[/sp]
I love the Dr. Whoof fanfics. They got me into watching the actual show.
[QUOTE=madnath619;28860242]Oh shit somebody in the xbox live party just screamed "OMG HER NAME IS KINKIE PIE?!?!"[/QUOTE] Who's in the party? Other Facepunchers?
[QUOTE=commander204;28860252][sp]And the end they have lesbian sex.[/sp][/QUOTE] See now thats what i'm talking about. Corrupting good characters to fulfill their own sick fantasy's.
[QUOTE=0frost;28860293]See now thats what i'm talking about. Corrupting good characters to fulfill their own sick fantasy's.[/QUOTE] I'm fine with that sort of thing but only when I can imagine the characters doing it. Seeing as this is My Little Pony... well.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860290]Who's in the party? Other Facepunchers?[/QUOTE] Not other facepunchers but they are regulars on ponychan and equestria daily
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860329]I'm fine with that sort of thing but only when I can imagine the characters doing it. Seeing as this is My Little Pony... well.[/QUOTE] Fan fic is fine when It stays with in character but very rarely does that happen at least in my experience.
[QUOTE=0frost;28860361]Fan fic is fine when It stays with in character but very rarely does that happen at least in my experience.[/QUOTE] IC is not the same for everyone.
[QUOTE=0frost;28860361]Fan fic is fine when It stays with in character but very rarely does that happen at least in my experience.[/QUOTE] Well as a fanfic writer myself I can tell you that it's a fair bit harder than you'd think. I try my best, and I don't make them act OOC intentionally.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860394]Well as a fanfic writer myself I can tell you that it's a fair bit harder than you'd think. I try my best, and I don't make them act OOC intentionally.[/QUOTE] Ok yeah I would imagine its quite hard. I guess maybe I've just had a bad run with fan fic. My friend showed me some really nasty stuff.
[QUOTE=0frost;28860460]Ok yeah I would imagine its quite hard. I guess maybe I've just had a bad run with fan fic. My friend showed me some really nasty stuff.[/QUOTE] Lemme guess, the grimdark stuff.
i at one point enjoyed reading fan fics.. if not to pass the time but they too easly fall into porn and sex i remember one time i was reading a mass effect one which started pretty normal (as fan fics go) and ended up with tali getting busy with legion on sheps bed. it can be quite hard to find a GOOD fan fic.. one that makes sense
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860173]Ahem. I got up to the part where Twi got all touchy feely and just thought 'nope'.[/QUOTE] ok this I have to read
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;28860509]i at one point enjoyed reading fan fics.. if not to pass the time but they too easly fall into porn and sex i remember one time i was reading a mass effect one which started pretty normal (as fan fics go) and ended up with tali getting busy with legion on sheps bed. it can be quite hard to find a GOOD fan fic.. one that makes sense[/QUOTE] Thankfully, the only fanfics I ever read an awful lot were on bzpower.com, meaning they were all about lego characters, who are incapable of disgusting things such as reproduction.
[QUOTE=fucking sketchy fanfic;28860547]The cover had a picture of a class of school-fillies sitting at their desks being taught by a stern looking mare dressed in a leather halter and harness and holding a riding crop in her mouth.[/QUOTE] Oh god what [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] this is getting strange
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;28860509]i at one point enjoyed reading fan fics.. if not to pass the time but they too easly fall into porn and sex i remember one time i was reading a mass effect one which started pretty normal (as fan fics go) and ended up with tali getting busy with legion on sheps bed. it can be quite hard to find a GOOD fan fic.. one that makes sense[/QUOTE] I'm trying to counteract this with my writing. I don't do grimdark stuff (despite what my username says), maybe hints of a relationship at worst, and gags all over the place.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860506]Lemme guess, the grimdark stuff.[/QUOTE] It was bad.... :Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860588]Oh god what [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] this is getting strange[/QUOTE] It gets better. Or worse, depending on what your outlook is.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;28860509]i at one point enjoyed reading fan fics.. if not to pass the time but they too easly fall into porn and sex i remember one time i was reading a mass effect one which started pretty normal (as fan fics go) and ended up with tali getting busy with legion on sheps bed. it can be quite hard to find a GOOD fan fic.. one that makes sense[/QUOTE] Well don't worry, the Shipping fics on Equestria Daily hardly ever have more than "Oh Rainbow Dash I love you so *kiss kiss cuddle cuddle*. I'd be surprised if there ever was even a single rule 34 fic on that site.
[QUOTE=Murkat;28860637]Well don't worry, the Shipping fics on Equestria Daily hardly ever have more than "Oh Rainbow Dash I love you so *kiss kiss cuddle cuddle*. I'd be surprised if there ever was even a single rule 34 fic on that site.[/QUOTE] There are rules against smut on ED, so don't expect a lot of 34.
[QUOTE=What the fuck am I reading;28860616]Twilight lay on her stomach on her bed, kicking her back legs up and down as she read the book open in front of her. Things were certainly getting exciting![/QUOTE] No Twilight, no they're not. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Jesus christ make it stop;28860656]“BEND OVER!” shouted Majesty, “And lift up that short little skirt of yours! I’ll teach you how Majesty corrects filthy, deviant little fillies like you!”[/QUOTE] Oh god who would have the brain capacity to write this? [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=the book from the pits of hades itself;28860656]“I should study it further,” decided Twilight. “In the interests of science. [/QUOTE] I don't think science is interested in your sexual deviance there Twilight.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860656]No Twilight, no they're not. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] Oh god who would have the brain capacity to write this?[/QUOTE] I'm lovin' your little MST. It makes the fic bearable at the expense of your sanity. A small price to pay.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860656]No Twilight, no they're not. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] Oh god who would have the brain capacity to write this? [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] I don't think science is interested in your sexual deviance there Twilight.[/QUOTE] Oh dear :ohdear:
[QUOTE=no oh god no my innocence its dying;28860703]“I wonder what it would feel like to be spanked by a teacher?” She had a sudden vision of Celestia bending her over her knee and raising a hoof high above her haunches.[/QUOTE] I think being spanked by a fucking god horse would not be good for the skin I think [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=welp;28860722]Glenda jumped onto the bed on all fours and advanced on the shivering Pegasus pony. “She did expel me. But I know it was you who put the hot sauce in her facial cream!” [/QUOTE] That's some interesting imagery there, I have to give the author credit for that. Wait a sec NO I SHOULDNT WHAT THE FUCK [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=and here it comes;28860722]At that moment the door to her bedroom flew open and Rarity burst in. Her mane was completely dishevelled and where her bathrobe had slipped off her shoulders her coat was visibly slick with sweat. “Twilight darling!” she cried, looking about the room. “I think I left my book here...”[/QUOTE] What the fuck doesn't rarity live like 50 meters away from Twilight why is she drenched in sweat? Was she running a fucking marathon before she got there?
Srsly, Cratos, how are you not scarred?
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28860791]Srsly, Cratos, how are you not scarred?[/QUOTE] I've read worse, believe me.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860796]I've read worse, believe me.[/QUOTE] Touche.
[QUOTE=aaaaaand im out;28860796]”Would you like your big sister Rarity to give you some advice, perhaps...?”[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck this im done. That's as far as I go with this little spawn of hell fanfic right here.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860796]I've read worse, believe me.[/QUOTE] Why?
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28860811]Yeah fuck this im done. That's as far as I go with this little spawn of hell fanfic right here.[/QUOTE] Fuck it, I'll have a try. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [quote=the fuck have i gotten myself into]Rarity slid closer and kissed her on the temple. “There’s no reason to be frightened, darling. I’m not going to hurt you. In fact, I’m going to make you feel better than you’ve ever felt in your life!” She took one of Twilight’s hooves in her own and slipped them both under the bedclothes, drawing them down over the younger unicorn pony’s stomach and then lower still.[/quote] I'm regretting this already. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [quote=oh jesus fuck]Twilight melted at once, her body going limp as she gave herself up to these new, strange, powerful sensations. Under the covers, Rarity’s hoof was no longer guiding her own but now went wherever it liked. Her touch was so experienced, so skilful – it caressed Twilight exactly where she wanted to be caressed. But how did Rarity know where she wanted to be touched?[/quote] I reckon it's not for mortal ears there, creepy-ass fanfic writer!
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