My Little Pony FiM Chat Thread V4: You Know She's Not A Tree, Right?
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[QUOTE=AssHat The 2nd;28861339]how do you know it[/QUOTE]
*ahem*
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861374]Topless Robot is a great soure of enterteinment. The best one I have read so far is the with the Super Sayian Gotenks fucking a cave and flooding a city with cum. :v:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/11/11.png[/img]
Considering I'm a long-time fan of DBZ, I found that really disturbing.
Erm, let's re-rail on a PG path.
So, I was really bored, though I will check what's going on with all those ponies frenzy, and the first thing I see is
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861374]Topless Robot is a great soure of enterteinment. The best one I have read so far is the with the Super Sayian Gotenks fucking a cave and flooding a city with cum. :v:[/QUOTE]
I think I have enough already.
[QUOTE=AssHat The 2nd;28861414][img_thumb]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/11/11.png[/img_thumb]
Considering I'm a long-time fan of DBZ, I found that really disturbing.[/QUOTE]
There's PLENTY more where that come from, I'll try and dig it up.
Cratos, how about this? It's a self insert shipping fic involving one of the ponies that bullied RD in Sonic Rainboom. Give it a read, it's either this or Cupcakes.
[url]http://roygbiv-mlp.deviantart.com/art/Trapping-the-Quarterback-202247501[/url]
Found it!
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_goku_gohan_goten_and_trunks_in.php[/url]
Oh god, haha. :v:
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861427]There's PLENTY more where that come from, I'll try and dig it up.[/QUOTE]
no no no no no no no please no
Guys come on! Grr, enough shipping, cumcaves and etc.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861449]Found it!
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_goku_gohan_goten_and_trunks_in.php[/url]
Oh god, haha. :v:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861449]Found it!
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_goku_gohan_goten_and_trunks_in.php[/url]
Oh god, haha. :v:[/QUOTE]
By god, man! What is wrong with you?!
I love the reaction from everyone in here.
[quote]Oh my, sex! This is unworthy of me.[/quote]
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28861442]Cratos, how about this? It's a self insert shipping fic involving one of the ponies that bullied RD in Sonic Rainboom. Give it a read, it's either this or Cupcakes.
[url]http://roygbiv-mlp.deviantart.com/art/Trapping-the-Quarterback-202247501[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh yeah this story. Ok, here we go then.
I'm reading the "unshorn fetlocks" version. Dunno what that means but I guess we'll find out
[QUOTE=lets get this going;28861442]We've only been flying at 100 KM for the past two hours! You can't be tired yet!"[/quote]
Oh yeah no big deal we only broke the sound barrier like 12 times today
[editline]28th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=aeiouaeiouaeiou;28861510]He couldn't talk much around the guys, but around Dash... well, he felt he could.[/QUOTE]
What a pussy
Craptasket do something!
Also check this out: [url]http://inkwell-pony.deviantart.com/#/d3ch2sl[/url]
[QUOTE=brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr;28861536]I thought for sure you'd get signed to the Fillydelphia Pegasi or the San Bronco Chargers!"[/QUOTE]
That's pretty creative ponyfied name for San Francisco
[QUOTE=brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr;28861536]
Dash furtively glanced left, then right. She leaned in to whisper something in the larger pegasus’s ear. "How...open-minded are you?"[/QUOTE]
Oh dear here we go
[quote=oh boy here we go]Quarterback nodded sagely and gives a heavy sigh again. "Yeah... My little sis has never been all there. The doctors say it's something wrong in her head from my mom drinking too much hard cider when she was pregnant. But she means well."[/quote]
This just in: Derpy's mom's an alcoholic. Who'da thunk it?
What if aliens invaded Equestria and fucked it up.
[QUOTE=SilverHedgehog;28861536]Craptasket do something!
Also check this out: [url]http://inkwell-pony.deviantart.com/#/d3ch2sl[/url][/QUOTE]
What the hell do you do after you collect all the apples and beat all the enemies?
Am I seriously the only one who gets a huge kick out of reading these godforsaken writings? They're damn hilarious.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861604]Am I seriously the only one who gets a huge kick out of reading these godforsaken writings? They're damn hilarious.[/QUOTE]
yes you are
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28861565]That's pretty creative ponyfied name for San Francisco
Oh dear here we go[/QUOTE]
Ok and on that note i'm gonna go to class early. I'll see you all later.
[quote]Quarterback looked about, his eyes growing wide. "R-R-Rainbow Dash! Why did you take me here!? Isn't this a bar for-"[/quote]
Are you implying that Ponyville has gay bars? Actually, Ponyville has [i]bars[/i]?
SHUT UP SHUT UP please
[QUOTE=aeuuguaiaghuaaa;28861565]Quarterback looked about, his eyes growing wide. "R-R-Rainbow Dash! Why did you take me here!? Isn't this a bar for-"
Dash's left forehoof rose up, gently poking into the front of the gray male's muzzle to quiet him up. "It's not just for THAT... This place makes the best drinks in town! But if you're gonna be here with the best flier in Equestria, ya gotta know that we don't talk bad about fillyfoolers and coltcuddlers in this bar. [/QUOTE]
Oh so she takes him to a gay bar. Doesn't sound that bad
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28861604]Am I seriously the only one who gets a huge kick out of reading these godforsaken writings? They're damn hilarious.[/QUOTE]
No.
[quote=just wow]Dash looked at the other pegasus questioningly, tilting her head to the right. "Why do you think I was kicked outta Flying School? I got caught with some fillies during practice. The old Headmaster was really narrow-minded, and expelled me for 'indecent exposure'."[/quote]
I actually have no words.
[editline]28th March 2011[/editline]
[quote]But then there was Dash. It was like she was making up for too much blood in her alcohol stream! The gray male parted his mane from his eyes, peering down the bar at Dash. Obviously she was well-known here, as evidenced by the seven or eight mares hovering around her. Every one of them was looking at the talented flier with worshipping stars in their eyes, as she drunkenly regaled them with an exaggerated tale of defeating the Shadowbolts with a Triple Sonic Rainboom.[/quote]
Admit it, you'd totally get bladdered with Rainbow Dash.
Oh good Lord, gay pony sex.
[QUOTE=IS THIS REALY LIFE;28861637]“I’m Bon-Bon’s sister from Canterlot, where I worked under Photo Finish until recently. I came here when I heard that the spa might need a mane stylist, and my dear sister, who I let stay with me SO long ago when her parents tossed her out, is returning the favor. RIGHT, SISTER?” The pink pony’s voice deepened slightly at the end, a bit of cattiness in her tone as her blue eyes stared daggers at Bon-Bon.[/QUOTE]
So he finds this random pony and just goes up to her? Classy, that's how I meet all of my potential rapists and serial killers at the pub.
[quote]As he trotted over to the trio’s booth, Quarterback held no expectations, really; he just found himself drawn to the beautiful pink mare. He’d never seen a filly as beautiful as her. “I know she’s probally like Dash, but I’ve just got to know her name...”, he thought to himself as he neared the booth and gently cleared his throat.[/quote]
I think her name's Mary Sue.
[QUOTE=aadagagah;28861595]“Oh, go ahead. You’re a big GIRL, just don’t get into any trouble!” .[/QUOTE]
Implications, unpleasant
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