• My Little Pony FiM Chat Thread V4: You Know She's Not A Tree, Right?
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[quote]Bon-Bon leaned over to caress a hoof over her lover’s face. “Hon, relax... Hairspray knows what she’s doing. And if it’s not meant to be... Well, she was staying on our couch anyways for that interview. And if it does go as planned...” The yellow earth pony licked her lips and winked mischeviously. Lyra’s eyes widen, then a similar naughty smile crosses her muzzle. “Oh, this looks to be a good night after all...”[/quote] Hold the goddamn pony phone here. Aren't Lyra and Bon-Bon sisters?
I'm so lucky I have an ignore list.
[QUOTE=oh boy;28861734]And if it does go as planned...” The yellow earth pony licked her lips and winked mischeviously. Lyra’s eyes widen, then a similar naughty smile crosses her muzzle. “Oh, this looks to be a good night after all...”[/QUOTE] Implications VERY UNPLEASANT OH BOY
[quote]The pegasus nuzzled into the pink mare’s hoof as a smile crossed his muzzle. He began to nuzzle down Hairspray’s foreleg, his nose finding her withers before moving up to her smooth, elegant neck. Here, he gave a light nip, and Hairspray let out a whinny of pleasure. It was as though all the rest of the crowded bar had faded away, and they were alone in this moment, just the two of them. Turning their heads, the couple’s lips met in a soft kiss as their eyes closed, the two ponies hugging into each other as the kiss deepened. The kiss itself only lasted for a minute or so, but to the couple it felt like an eternity. As the kiss broke, both blushed deeply as they gasped for air.[/quote] Oh boy, here comes the weird stuff. Pass the popcorn.
My thoughts before: "I think I'll just check and see what's going on in the thread." My thoughts now: "What on Earth is going on in the thread?"
[QUOTE=Doneeh;28861595]What if aliens invaded Equestria and fucked it up.[/QUOTE] Rainbow Dash would fuck them up.
[quote]Quarterback looked away as he swallowed nervously. “Well... Ah, Dumb-Bell used to have a girlfriend who bought a lot of outfits from somepony named ‘Madame R’. I thought he was just kidding about the stuff he’d talk about...” The pegasus nervously rubbed the back of his head with a hoof, finding himself wishing that this conversation hadn’t taken this turn so quickly.[/quote] 'Madame R'? Subtle as a goddamn brick, writer.
[QUOTE=IS THIS JUST FANTASY;28861774]Quarterback looked away as he swallowed nervously. “Well... Ah, Dumb-Bell used to have a girlfriend who bought a lot of outfits from somepony named ‘Madame R’.[/QUOTE] Oh dear [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28861791]“...oral fixation.”[/QUOTE] OOOH dear
[quote]The pink pony slowly worked her way up, her tongue tasting the dried sweat in the ashen stallion’s coat as she felt the powerful muscles of the pegasus’s leg. She worked up to his knee, the music of his gasps and groans from these wonderful new feelings sending a shudder of pleasure down her own spine.[/quote] ...Cratos? Is it too late to fucking end this? [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] ...oh god i don't even want to post this next part
5 days of, off topic discussion then 2 days about the new episode.. no wonder we get though so many threads
[QUOTE=real american ttys;28861817]Quietly, she said, “I’m on Celestia’s tax scrolls as Crossy Dress.” At this, she blushed beet red.[/QUOTE] Remember everyone, if you want to know your spouse's deepest darkest secrets, check your tax records.
You guys should read friendship is sexy. :V
[quote]She lifted his *censored*, her *censored* flicking across the *censored* as she reveled in the taste. This is what she’d been looking forward to. Right now, this is what she NEEDED. Indulging herself in this *censored*, she slowly *DEAR CELESTIA CENSORED*.[/quote] Censored for sanity. God knows, mine's gone. Out the door, taken the car with it.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;28861774]Rainbow Dash would fuck them up.[/QUOTE] Nope, they have 100% Light and Impact negation SEVA Suits.
I really should start reading more fanfics to make the time between episodes pass by faster. [img]http://i.imgur.com/RBgwp.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=im laughing for real right now;28861886]Dash paled and shook her head. “I really, _REALLY_ don’t need to hear about it. But really, you gotta tell him! I’ve been down this road, and they ALWAYS find out!””[/QUOTE] woah woah WHAT WHAT Rainbow Dash confirmed for tranny
[QUOTE=Doneeh;28861920]Nope, they have 100% Light and Impact negation SEVA Suits.[/QUOTE] then Luna would fuck their shit up by slamming the moon into them! [sp]I'd like to see the impact negation stop that.[/sp]
[QUOTE=fucking hell really?;28861937]Dash nods and slapped the other pony’s back encouragingly. “Of course! Now, let’s get back out there before he thinks I’m eating your candy vag!”[/QUOTE] But he doesn't have a... fuck it im not going to try to make sense out of this
[quote=why the fuck do i keep getting roped into this shit]hairspray began to *censored, enjoying the full feeling of that *censored*. She thought an idea to herself... Something she rarely did, but this was a special night. Slowly craning her neck, the pink pony *censored* his powerful abdomen. She reached up, lightly brushing *censored*; she could tell that all too soon, this strong stallion was going to *censored*. Oh so slowly pulling back, she *censored again*. She *censored*, the vibrations of her voice *censored*, as quarterback dug so hard into the sheets that they could be heard to be ripping.[/quote] i regret ever deciding on this fic.
Just something I found noteworthy to post, last one as it's off-topic. [quote] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole earth shook. Gotenks blasted a stream of cum into space--Broly along with it. Light poured from Gotenks as cum spewed forth. He began to shrink as the seed spilled into the skies and rained down on towns for a thousand miles. Six hours later, he was finally sated.[/quote] v:v:v Anyhow, how many episodes are there, anyway?
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28861886]Censored for sanity. God knows, mine's gone. Out the door, taken the car with it.[/QUOTE] Ah fuck it Grim this isn't taking. You can keep going but I'm out, I can't get into this with the individual posts and such, it's not doing well for the thread. No i'm not giving up because im chicken herpty derp
[quote]Lotus shook her head. “Hairspray, this is BEAUTY! No pony cares what bits you have, as long as you can make somepony beautiful! Now, let me show you to the booths you’ll be renting...”[/quote] Lotus' accent makes this just amazing. You've heard it, you can't unhear it! [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28861998]Ah fuck it Grim this isn't taking. You can keep going but I'm out, I can't get into this with the individual posts and such, it's not doing well for the thread. No i'm not giving up because im chicken herpty derp[/QUOTE] Yeah, I see what you mean. We're both working at different speeds here. Maybe I'll work on an MST in my own time, and keep it on Docs just so we're not filling up the thread.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28862014]Lotus' accent makes this just amazing. You've heard it, you can't unhear it! [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] Yeah, I see what you mean. We're both working at different speeds here. Maybe I'll work on an MST in my own time, and keep it on Docs just so we're not filling up the thread.[/QUOTE] We should do a collab on docs or something, that'd be awesome
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28862063]We should do a collab on docs or something, that'd be awesome[/QUOTE] Yeah. Actually, how about I pull a few quotes from Cupcakes, stick 'em in a Doc and leave it private to us two so we could work on it elsewhere? Then again, I'm pretty new to Docs and I'm just assuming that this is possible.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28862105]Yeah. Actually, how about I pull a few quotes from Cupcakes, stick 'em in a Doc and leave it private to us two so we could work on it elsewhere? Then again, I'm pretty new to Docs and I'm just assuming that this is possible.[/QUOTE] It is. Give me a bit, we'll discuss this over PM
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5yN_HcPHtG8/TZAxKr2F4hI/AAAAAAAACqs/BC5HmxTYdUg/s1600/tumblr_lipjttI2y11qa71spo1_500.jpg[/img] My Little Cocktails.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;28862156][img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5yN_HcPHtG8/TZAxKr2F4hI/AAAAAAAACqs/BC5HmxTYdUg/s1600/tumblr_lipjttI2y11qa71spo1_500.jpg[/img_thumb] My Little Cocktails.[/QUOTE] THE MY LITTLE PONY DRINKING GAME! Take a shot of the corresponding drink every time a character mentions friendship in any way.
Man, that worlds away fic is p cool. reminds me slightly of stuck. has that one been updated since the last ED post?
[QUOTE=Daedulas;28855540]I don't even have the Script.[/QUOTE] The people who were banned were banned because of their use of hyperlinked images, not the script. Still, moderation is very much advised. [QUOTE=raBBish;28855178]That userscript is neat :dcute: But needs some kind of preview of the emotes. This is the only thread where I remember seeing bans for off-topic... and this many. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] The script is a bit broken... (Tsk, copying from Minecraft emotes :v:) It replaces { } (without the space) with this {} Should be fixed by removing lines 34 and 35 in the script.[/QUOTE] I'll update the emote list to have image previews of each one. Also, of course I copied the Minecraft script, the suggestion was to modify it to use ponies, not to create a totally new one. Besides, it was 2 AM and I couldn't be arsed. Anyway, I'll do the previews and fix the {} as soon as I move to my desktop.
[QUOTE=Garrus.;28862513]THE MY LITTLE PONY DRINKING GAME! Take a shot of the corresponding drink every time a character mentions friendship in any way.[/QUOTE] Hell, I'd play it...
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