• Waiting for the day scientist start cloning people
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Pretty sure it's illegal to clone people in most countries (which is why it hasn't been done)
This is stupid. Cloning (body parts) is fine in my opinion.
You seem to not realise what cloning actually is. They simply take all of your genotypical traits from your DNA and insert it into an embryo, resulting in offspring with identical phenotypes as you. It is not some sort of xerox machine process. Basically a clone would not emerge from the lab in the exact same state as you are, it would have to start its life from the beginning.
can we clone people and then have them donate their organs?
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;17368753]can we clone people and then have them donate their organs?[/QUOTE] If you mean vital organs as well, then you are a very sick, sick man.
They have already bred cows with human organs in case extra organs are needed. It's sick, I know, and I am completely against genetic modification as a whole.
[QUOTE=sltungle;17368698]You're either stupid, or a troll. ... And trolls fall under the category of 'stupid'.[/QUOTE] Ironic since, you're the one trolling right about now, you should take advice from your avatar and get the fuck out. And nothing of value was lost.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;17368308]Identical twins?[/QUOTE] I ROFL'd because of your answer. Clone =/= Twin. Ever heard of DNA? SHIT, NINJA'D!
[QUOTE=HQRSE;17368371]I'd fuck myself if I could make a clone.[/QUOTE] Judging by those agrees there is some sad and lonely people in facepunch. By some I mean most.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17368941]Judging by those agrees there is some sad and lonely people in facepunch. By some I mean most.[/QUOTE] Now, that's nothing new.
[QUOTE=nVidia;17369002]Now, that's nothing new.[/QUOTE] But why'd they all have to cluster fuck in my thread?
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17368838]Ironic since, you're the one trolling right about now, you should take advice from your avatar and get the fuck out. And nothing of value was lost.[/QUOTE] Trolling would be calling you stupid for no reason. I have a reason to, though: because you are being stupid. You really think if you cloned yourself and started making it do shit for you it wouldn't stop and think to itself, "hey, why the fuck should I do shit for this asshole?" You're being stupid... you've got 16 dumb ratings so far. If anything you should be getting the fuck out right now and trying to forget that you ever thought of something so silly.
[QUOTE=sltungle;17369107]Trolling would be calling you stupid for no reason. I have a reason to, though: because you are being stupid. You really think if you cloned yourself and started making it do shit for you it wouldn't stop and think to itself, "hey, why the fuck should I do shit for this asshole?" You're being stupid... you've got 16 dumb ratings so far. If anything you should be getting the fuck out right now and trying to forget that you ever thought of something so silly.[/QUOTE] lately, "Trolling" doesn't have a meaning in these forums. The mods need to clear it up beause sometimes they use it as an excuse to ban people they don't like.
[QUOTE=Dingleberry;17369107]Trolling would be calling you stupid for no reason. I have a reason to, though: because you are being stupid. You really think if you cloned yourself and started making it do shit for you it wouldn't stop and think to itself, "hey, why the fuck should I do shit for this asshole?" You're being stupid... you've got 16 dumb ratings so far. If anything you should be getting the fuck out right now and trying to forget that you ever thought of something so silly.[/QUOTE] Like I give a shit about ratings, it's always a bandwagon with you guys anyways, plus most of you form dumb enough excuses to call someone stupid that you overanalyse even the smallest thing. Like you are doing right now. You guys take things so seriously, I'm so happy I make you angry. Nevermind getting the fuck out of this thread, get the fuck out of your computer, and remove that gigantic pike from your asshole, asshole. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17369230]Like I give a shit about ratings, it's always a bandwagon with you guys anyways, plus most of you form dumb enough excuses to call someone stupid that you overanalyse evry single thing. Like you are doing right now. You guys take things so seriously, I'm so happy I make you angry. Nevermind getting the fuck out of this thread, get the fuck out of your computer, and remove that gigantic pike from you asshole, asshole.[/QUOTE] "I'm so happy I make you angry." What's that, Mr. I'm-Not-A-Troll?
[QUOTE=sltungle;17369264]"I'm so happy I make you angry." What's that Mr. I'm-Not-A-Troll?[/QUOTE] Just about right now when I realized how much of a douchebag people can turn out to be did I just start insulting you. Plus if you get mad over a topic not even pertaining to you, you deserve to get trolled cry some more :smug:
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;17368818]They have already bred cows with human organs in case extra organs are needed. It's sick, I know, and I am completely against genetic modification as a whole.[/QUOTE] So you're against people who need organ replacements getting them. cool.
I'd make a female version of myse- Oh wait, I just realised that I'm actually fat and slimy, bad idea
Lets just assume that this is the kind of clone that instantly spawned at your age and had all the current teachings that you have now, despite the fact that a real clone would just be a baby of you at this current age. [b]-I wouldn't have to go to school every day, I would just switch back to back with my clone and get a free day off every week, the same for work. [/b] Then both of you would only know half of what the class is talking about and both of you would get Fs on the tests. [b]-I could litteraly be at both places at once doing whatever I want whenever I want. [/b] And what practical application for this do you have in mind? [b]-I'd have a scientific phenomeno as my best friend. He'd like everything I like. We'd eat Ice cream together for ever.[/b] True but then it lacks of the dynamics of having a real friend who thinks differently than you. I think I'd be a boring friend to myself at least. [b]-We could pretend one of us had recessive genes and long blondE hair and go "BRRROTHERRR" all the time.[/b] Ummmm, k. [b]-Maybe we could rob a bank together and then if one of us dies the other could get away scott free and everyone will think that "It can't be the same guy, the man's dead".[/b] Can you really convince yourself to do something that might end your life? It's not like this clone is a slave of yours, he'd think and feel the same things you do and would probably want to live as much as you do.
[QUOTE=power-mad;17369338]Lets just assume that this is the kind of clone that instantly spawned at your age and had all the current teachings that you have now, despite the fact that a real clone would just be a baby of you at this current age. [b]-I wouldn't have to go to school every day, I would just switch back to back with my clone and get a free day off every week, the same for work. [/b] Then both of you would only know half of what the class is talking about and both of you would get Fs on the tests. [b]-I could litteraly be at both places at once doing whatever I want whenever I want. [/b] And what practical application for this do you have in mind? [b]-I'd have a scientific phenomeno as my best friend. He'd like everything I like. We'd eat Ice cream together for ever.[/b] True but then it lacks of the dynamics of having a real friend who thinks differently than you. I think I'd be a boring friend to myself at least. [b]-We could pretend one of us had recessive genes and long blondE hair and go "BRRROTHERRR" all the time.[/b] Ummmm, k. [b]-Maybe we could rob a bank together and then if one of us dies the other could get away scott free and everyone will think that "It can't be the same guy, the man's dead".[/b] Can you really convince yourself to do something that might end your life? It's not like this clone is a slave of yours, he'd think and feel the same things you do and would probably want to live as much as you do.[/QUOTE] Heeey and here comes one of the many examples I was talking about.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17369362]Heeey and here comes one of the many examples I was talking about.[/QUOTE] People who are assholes because they disagree with you?
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17369362]Heeey and here comes one of the many examples I was talking about.[/QUOTE] If you're talking about that butthurt thing, I'm not really getting mad at you or anything. I'm just pointing out obvious flaws in your theory.
[QUOTE=power-mad;17369405]If you're talking about that butthurt thing, I'm not really getting mad at you or anything, I'm just pointing out obvious flaws in your theory.[/QUOTE] It ain't a theory, look at the tag on the thread. Stop over analyzing things like the other guy. Here, have a heart.
I would clone some hot girls and use them as my sex slaves.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;17369426]It ain't a theory, look at the tag on the thread. Stop over analyzing things like the other guy.[/QUOTE] What's the point of you making this thread if we can't even talk about it.
I don't have the power to stop you from saying anything dude. Just like I the other guy can post here and insult me, I think it's fitting I have the ability for retribution.
You'd both fancy the same girl.
CLONE ME AND THEN I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MYSLEF OMG CIRCLEJERK WITH MY CLONES :fappery::fappery::flashfap::fappery::fappery:
[QUOTE=Tyvak;17368200]No. As soon as they start cloning people all hope for our race is gone. There's so many things wrong about cloning people that I can't even start to list them.[/QUOTE] I agree, as soon as they clone people they can also modify their brains to be more efficient workers.
[QUOTE=The golden;17368621]I think we procreate at a good enough level, why the hell would we need cloning? That's something a 7 year old would say.[/QUOTE] Acculy, there was a comic on that in Calivin And Hobbes.
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