Watch out for Librarians
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Give it in, then talk to the papers. The Sun and stuff like that would probably devote a small box for returning such an old book.
[QUOTE=beanhead;22499119]Shenanigansen should make a comic on how to return a over due book[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you doing.
The Dark librarian Ninja's will come to your house and leave a note with the fine on it.
oh and also, theyll kill your parents.
Reminds me of this
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Keep it
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Am I the only one who thought of this?
Thats the longest over due book I've ever heard of!
Return it, see if it gets you into a newspaper.
They haven't called for it yet. Just wait a few more years until they do.
Wait for another twenty or thirty years. If you return it then, they won't charge you plus you'll be in the newspaper.
My primary school used to have a system where you took the ticket out of a book, and put it under your name on the wall so you know what books you've borrowed. I used to just hide the ticket somewhere, and steal the book.
Man I was a dick
[QUOTE=Paravin;22506960]What the fuck are you doing.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you doing.
I'd like to see op return it and get slapped with a billion dollar fine.
Jesus, thats a 90$ fine!
STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Put on some generic 50's or early sixties clothes, and return it to the library. Put on some show about people wearing strange clothing, and using personal computing devices. Thereafter, become panicked and psychotically run around demanding to know the year. When a passerby tells you it is 2010, shout loudly "50 YEARS, IN THE FUTURE! MARTY, IT WORKED, GREAT SCOTT!"
Take of the library sticker and [b]sell[/b] it to the librarians.
Then rent it straight away and sell it again in another 50 years :v:
[QUOTE=Machk;22521310]Put on some generic 50's or early sixties clothes, and return it to the library. Put on some show about people wearing strange clothing, and using personal computing devices. Thereafter, become panicked and psychotically run around demanding to know the year. When a passerby tells you it is 2010, shout loudly "50 YEARS, IN THE FUTURE! MARTY, IT WORKED, GREAT SCOTT!"[/QUOTE]
[B]The Best Plan:[/B]
When your local library is closed, break in and get into the ceiling some way. Make sure there is a collapsible section once you're in there. Get a fake beard and stage makeup to make you look REALLY old. Now, when the library is working in full force the next day, crash through the ceiling, and yell "[B]After 51 years, I have finally made it out! The book is finally mine!"[/B]and run out.
[QUOTE=mbutler2;22500331]Yeah If you returned it, it would only be like $93[/QUOTE]
Only?
That's a lot of money for returning a library book.
[QUOTE=Machk;22521310]Put on some generic 50's or early sixties clothes, and return it to the library. Put on some show about people wearing strange clothing, and using personal computing devices. Thereafter, become panicked and psychotically run around demanding to know the year. When a passerby tells you it is 2010, shout loudly "50 YEARS, IN THE FUTURE! MARTY, IT WORKED, GREAT SCOTT!"[/QUOTE]
oh god this
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Just keep the book, no one will no it's missing, and frankly probably don't care since its been so long.
Tell them you found it in a thrift store, nobody punishes a good samaritan.
Guys if you want I can take some pictures of the book later.
Run!
[QUOTE=Machk;22521310]Put on some generic 50's or early sixties clothes, and return it to the library. Put on some show about people wearing strange clothing, and using personal computing devices. Thereafter, become panicked and psychotically run around demanding to know the year. When a passerby tells you it is 2010, shout loudly "50 YEARS, IN THE FUTURE! MARTY, IT WORKED, GREAT SCOTT!"[/QUOTE]
op please do this
Return it, check it back out, don't return it for another 50 years.
You'd have to pay around 17000 pounds.
Just walk in with a straight face and say "I'd like to return this please".
[QUOTE=Machk;22521310]Put on some generic 50's or early sixties clothes, and return it to the library. Put on some show about people wearing strange clothing, and using personal computing devices. Thereafter, become panicked and psychotically run around demanding to know the year. When a passerby tells you it is 2010, shout loudly "50 YEARS, IN THE FUTURE! MARTY, IT WORKED, GREAT SCOTT!"[/QUOTE]
Nevermind, do this.
My automerge. :argh:
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Someone must revoke this man's Goldmember status.
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