• How much of a douchebag you really are
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[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082936]I barely use this website, I knew people would grasp at straws and call me out. To be honest the only hypocrites are here in this thread that I made, its like bait, I knew people would feel attacked when you hit close to home.[/QUOTE] I really don't see what you want to achieve. You could just have said that no person is perfect, it's that simple. There's no way every person is hated as much as you say in th OP.
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23083057]Lol you join to tell them what they are and the say its ironic because you have to join them to tell them what they are, what kind of circular logic is that? So basically the only way to win is to not join The fact is regardless of how I live you are still a douchebag and my argument still stands.[/QUOTE] shoot yourself I think you're more hated right now than any of us if you constantly act like this, you stupid shit
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23083057]Lol you join to tell them what they are and the say its ironic because you have to join them to tell them what they are, what kind of circular logic is that? So basically the only way to win is to not join The fact is regardless of how I live you are still a douchebag and my argument still stands.[/QUOTE] The fact of the matter is that this is the Internet, where most people can be assholes with no consequence. Most people here are probably nice in real life. They just get all their douchebaggery out over the net. Nice to see a fellow douchebag letting it all out.
[QUOTE=Miktor.;23083095]I really don't see what you want to achieve. You could just have said that no person is perfect, it's that simple. There's no way every person is hated as much as you say in th OP.[/QUOTE] Because we are all dumb. That's it I'm out and again whoever read this gets a personal fuck you from me
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Science and religion CANNOT work together Also anyone who spouts existentialist, cynical bullshit is automatically mentally handicapped.
I'm not the douchebag, you're the douchebag.
He's gone, and I think he realizes that he's not perfect either. What a pointless conversation.
What are you trying to accomplish by making this thread? If it's to get people to stop acting like 'douches' this entire thread is just one big contradiction, as the kind of attitude in the OP promotes exactly what you're going against.
Okay. :buddy:
op is an alt who doesn't want his 10,021 post count account to get banned for trolling. also internet tough guy lol
[QUOTE=darnok;23083218]He's gone, and I think he realizes that he's not perfect either. What a pointless conversation.[/QUOTE] The douchebag that said everyone is a douchebag, forgot to that everyone includes himself, and everyone also thinks he's a douchebag. Get me the irony-meter.
reported OP for trolling
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067]Let's set shit straight. You're a douche and you don't even know it. From your day to day life you think the shit you do is alright. It isn't. From your daily interactions with society people find your douchyness tolerable but only because they don't want to see you bitch if they ever told you the truth. Most of your opinions are formed because you are uneducated. What is right for you is definitely not right for most people. Take for instance, your opinions on the economy, political, blah blah blah. Most of the shit you spout out your gullet is from your parents, environment, or from just molding your own reality to your liking. America is not better than Europe, Europe is no better than America. The way you spell color or colour is not superior. Science and religion can work together. That guy didn't cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are not smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are as dumb as the person you think you're smarter. Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better. You will definitely not amount to anything and when you die nobody will give a shit when you're rotting on the ground, because you were such an unremarkable person at your best of times. Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. Just live your life and move on you douche.[/QUOTE] But I don't care much for the economy or the environment.
Which brings me to asking this: Why on earth are jerk-type people called douches? They clean out women's vaginas? I'd say that helps people, not hurts them. And what exactly [I]is[/I] a douchbag? A bag of douches? How big is this bag, exactly? What type of bag is it? A plastic shopping bag? A bookbag?
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082936]I barely use this website, I knew people would grasp at straws and call me out. To be honest the only hypocrites are here in this thread that I made, its like bait, I knew people would feel attacked when you hit close to home.[/QUOTE] And I suppose you are somehow exempt from this?
I love this thread. :D
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067]Let's set shit straight. You're a douche and you don't even know it. From your day to day life you think the shit you do is alright. It isn't. From your daily interactions with society people find your douchyness tolerable but only because they don't want to see you bitch if they ever told you the truth. I know who you are. Don't try and weasel out of this. You're a douche. I know it because I know you. Most of your opinions are formed because you are uneducated. What is right for you is definitely not right for most people. Also, educated people always take the feelings of others into consideration. Live by this. Take for instance, your opinions on the economy, political, blah blah blah. Most of the shit you spout out your gullet is from your parents, environment, or from just molding your own reality to your liking. America is not better than Europe, Europe is no better than America. The way you spell color or colour is not superior. Science and religion can work together. That guy didn't cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are not smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are as dumb as the person you think you're smarter. Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better. You will definitely not amount to anything and when you die nobody will give a shit when you're rotting on the ground, because you were such an unremarkable person at your best of times. Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. Just live your life and move on you douche.[/QUOTE] America is better than Europe, Europe is better than America. The way you spell color or colour is supe(u)rior. Science and religion can't work together. That guy did cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are smarter as the person you think you're smarter than. Your life has meaning, and a point; you yourself must create it. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better; Just kidding. It totally does. You will definitely amount to anything and when you die everybody will give a shit when you're rotting on/in the ground, because you were such an remarkable person at your best of times. (Remember You may only be a person in this world, but for some person, you are the world!) Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Unless you're smarter than them. Like me. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. [B]But don't enjoy it your way. If being angry and mean is enjoyment for you DONT DO IT because I don't want you to. And as the smartest, most down to earth person here I think you should listen to me.[/B] Just live your life and move on you douche. Also, I know how to live life and will not think about how you think. Making me a hypocrite. Oh btw it was just a social experiment i just wanted to make peopel rage. Doucheist statement I've read in a while. Self-Righteous prick. Anyway, don't listen to what this guy is saying. He's angry at this vague idea of what he thinks facepunch is. He's ignoreing how most of the people act; which is nice and civil and interesting. We all have something to bring to this giant potluck we call life. Don't think you're worthless. You're not. As long as you can entertain and help the people around you you have made a difference. A see able difference. Have a great Day!
OP is a douchebag
I don't do any of those things. Don't assume that I do. Fuck off douchebag. [editline]06:19PM[/editline] I'm still a douche in other ways though. [editline]06:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Slasha00;23083847]Doucheist statement I've read in a while. Way to be ignorant of how other people think you self righteous prick.[/QUOTE] He is obviously better and smarter than everyone else. :downs:
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;23082592]op masturbates to rule 34 tyler durden and likes shoving things in his butt[/QUOTE] What the fuck I just watched Fight Club last night then I see this post :byodood:
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067] The way you spell color or colour is not superior. [/QUOTE] I hate when people yell at me for spelling it color. Although, colour looks better then color.
It's funny, if you look back at your earlier posts, you feel like a douchebag. I looked at one of my posts that i posted back in '06 and i felt like an asshole.
[QUOTE=Earthen;23083181]Science and religion CANNOT work together[/QUOTE] Yes they can.
You're exactly the douche you described
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067] Science and religion can work together. [/QUOTE] lolno
Lol, he just described himself and thought whole FP is the same.
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067]Let's set shit straight. You're a douche and you don't even know it. From your day to day life you think the shit you do is alright. It isn't. From your daily interactions with society people find your douchyness tolerable but only because they don't want to see you bitch if they ever told you the truth. Most of your opinions are formed because you are uneducated. What is right for you is definitely not right for most people. Take for instance, your opinions on the economy, political, blah blah blah. Most of the shit you spout out your gullet is from your parents, environment, or from just molding your own reality to your liking. America is not better than Europe, Europe is no better than America. The way you spell color or colour is not superior. Science and religion can work together. That guy didn't cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are not smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are as dumb as the person you think you're smarter. Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better. You will definitely not amount to anything and when you die nobody will give a shit when you're rotting on the ground, because you were such an unremarkable person at your best of times. Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. Just live your life and move on you douche.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/media]
Thanks for reminding me why I don't look at facepunch anymore :waycool:
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;23082067]Let's set shit straight. You're a douche and you don't even know it. From your day to day life you think the shit you do is alright. It isn't. From your daily interactions with society people find your douchyness tolerable but only because they don't want to see you bitch if they ever told you the truth. Most of your opinions are formed because you are uneducated. What is right for you is definitely not right for most people. Take for instance, your opinions on the economy, political, blah blah blah. Most of the shit you spout out your gullet is from your parents, environment, or from just molding your own reality to your liking. America is not better than Europe, Europe is no better than America. The way you spell color or colour is not superior. Science and religion can work together. That guy didn't cut you off in the intersection just to spite you. You are not smarter than everyone around, as a matter of fact you are as dumb as the person you think you're smarter. Your life is just as pointless and you'll most likely not amount to anything. Making fun of other people's way of life does not make the sad sack of shit that is your own any better. You will definitely not amount to anything and when you die nobody will give a shit when you're rotting on the ground, because you were such an unremarkable person at your best of times. Try and put your self in there people's shoes, let people live they're life and respect their will. Don't give them shit. Also try and enjoy your life because your time is limited and going about being an angry, depressed twat on an internet forum full of other depressed angry twats will not make you feel any good as you rant about why justin fucking bieber is getting so much more attention than you seeing as you deserve it more than him. Just live your life and move on you douche.[/QUOTE] Hey this is like those texts where you read it downwards then back up. Except he calls you a piece of shit douchebag no matter the direction.
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