[QUOTE=Errorproxy;26442348]Maybe that was a teacher.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Old people love me. :smug:
You're going to be one one day.
He is just mad because he is old, and tired of life, and bitchy. Leave the poor man be in peace. You will be like him one day when you get to that age.
He forgot to take his medicine this morning.
Sounds like he has a poop fetish
Shit son
This reminds me of one of our old teachers who said to some other student "calm down or I'll kick you in the head"
I remember he swore a lot, said "fuck you" and shit to us. :v:
he was awesome.
what a shit thread
[QUOTE=Greed E;26443584]Sounds like he has a poop fetish[/QUOTE]
That's what I was thinking lol.
thats some funny shit
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Clint Eastwood is also in his 80's
So i suppose he could say shit like that too?
This is why I want to be old.
Work at McDonalds and hand people bags of Dandilions instead of food.
They'll just think i'm senile.
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And why did a random 80 year old walk into your class? That didn't raise question?
:frog:
?
:iia:
One time, this old man came up to me in the mall and asked if he could tell me a joke. I said sure, and he did (i don't recall the joke) and i fake laughed because it wasn't that funny. Then he said "thank you so much for your time. have a great day and life". then, he walked to another person and did the same thing.
he told people jokes the whole day in the mall. It was heart warming :unsmith:
I must admit, when I saw the thread title I thought somebody had tricked you into visiting lemonparty...
why is this so funny oh god
"the only difference between you and a bucket of poop is the bucket" like holy shit i don't know why but i can't stop laughing
Don't disrespect your elders bitch.
I can't wait to reach old age just to do this.
Hey! I remember this thread.
Why the fuck do people necrobump? (Or whatever it's called)
i loved this thread
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[QUOTE=Oink92;30733851]Hey! I remember this thread.
Why the fuck do people necrobump? (Or whatever it's called)[/QUOTE]
its called bump
[QUOTE=Roof;30733860]i loved this thread
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its called bump[/QUOTE]
But a normal bump wont get you banned, A necrobump (or something) is a one or two year bump.
[QUOTE=ZzsnareslamzZ;30725957]thats some funny shit
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you silly mods didnt get the joke,
"Thats some funny [B]shit[/B]"
in a human waste related story
although i see you made a retaliation in your ban reason "[B]Shit[/B] bum"
so maybe you knew and nobody else got it.
Once some girl looked at me and said hello. I'm now terrified of girls.
[QUOTE=Im-Bored;30734297]Once some girl looked at me and said hello. I'm now terrified of girls.[/QUOTE]
That's nothing, this one time I accidentally touched a girl with the back of my hand when I was getting on a bus. I cried later that night :smith:
One time I was in a retirement home for old people with Alzheimer's, it wasn't a pleasant experience.
Reason we were there, it was fathers day and my grandfather has to be there because he has Alzheimer's, and while I was there, they were eating ice cream. Some very very old woman stared at me with the look of disapproval (ಠ_ಠ) and another stared at my Domo shirt (This one, thats not me in the picture though [url]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lea02inOGj1qa1h0uo1_500.jpg[/url])
After about 40 seconds of staring, she just randomly said "That's some game" and went back to eating. She then momentarily said something and gave her ice cream to an old woman with diabetes. (Don't worry, that woman's ok I think, I wouldn't know she had diabetes if she wasn't stopped)
When we were leaving, my parents said we had to rush out the door, so I hurried and asked "Why are we hurrying out?" and made the mistake of looking back. I saw my grandfather with a sad confused face as he watched me watch him watch me as I walked out the door. (He was going for the door to attempt an escape, like he usually does)
I wish I didn't look back :saddowns:
those are some of the greatest insults ever
That is one truly amazing man
An 80-year-old man told my mother that Mashed Potatoes would make her fat at Hometown Buffet. :c00lbert:
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