replied and done, though I can't do much with the information I do have.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44795572]replied and done, though I can't do much with the information I do have.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, man.
I literally just think my body is actually shutting down. There's a whole list of shit I could give you, but I don't want to overstep my boundaries.
[sp]To be completely honest, I think it's cancer. Not even kidding, I have real reason to believe it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=seano12;44795182]My girlfriends goes out to fuck other men and when she comes back we will lay in bed and she will tell my how it was while I snuggle up to her and compliment her, she expects to wake up every Morning to me licking her our and she fucks me about 4 times a day. I'm caged for about 5 days a weak and she teases me and she's pegged me about 20 times.
I love every second of it, call me emasculate but it's hot as fuck![/QUOTE]
You should post this on /pol/
[QUOTE=seano12;44795182]My girlfriends goes out to fuck other men and when she comes back we will lay in bed and she will tell my how it was while I snuggle up to her and compliment her, she expects to wake up every Morning to me licking her our and she fucks me about 4 times a day. I'm caged for about 5 days a weak and she teases me and she's pegged me about 20 times.
I love every second of it, call me emasculate but it's hot as fuck![/QUOTE]
This is sad and confusing.
Are you two in an open relationship or
she sounds like a queen. #goals
[QUOTE=seano12;44795182]My girlfriends goes out to fuck other men and when she comes back we will lay in bed and she will tell my how it was while I snuggle up to her and compliment her, she expects to wake up every Morning to me licking her our and she fucks me about 4 times a day. I'm caged for about 5 days a weak and she teases me and she's pegged me about 20 times.
I love every second of it, call me emasculate but it's hot as fuck![/QUOTE]
This
This belongs in LMAO pics every time you shitpost bear comics
[QUOTE=Swog;44794405]If you are afraid of raising your volume, don't bother with dubstep. You gotta raise that to get the bass.[/QUOTE]
No you don't. That's just for shit like excision and datsik because they don't use sub-bass.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;44795791]No you don't. That's just for shit like excision and datsik because they don't use sub-bass.[/QUOTE]
James Blake dub step overlord.
Are eyelashes really that important? Every week I get at least one woman saying something about mine. Just yesterday our Hooters waitress just had to say something about them as well.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;44797488]Are eyelashes really that important? Every week I get at least one woman saying something about mine. Just yesterday our Hooters waitress just had to say something about them as well.[/QUOTE]
boys have the longest eyelashes :3 so cute i used to lick my boyfriends eyelashes because they're just so adorable... ^__^
does eylashes taste good
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44797582]boys have the longest eyelashes :3 so cute i used to lick my boyfriends eyelashes because they're just so adorable... ^__^[/QUOTE]
[img]http://puu.sh/8KIeV.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=shknbk;44797733]does eylashes taste good[/QUOTE]
sometimes salty, but only after i make him cry. otherwise, no.
[QUOTE=seano12;44795182]My girlfriends goes out to fuck other men and when she comes back we will lay in bed and she will tell my how it was while I snuggle up to her and compliment her, she expects to wake up every Morning to me licking her our and she fucks me about 4 times a day. I'm caged for about 5 days a weak and she teases me and she's pegged me about 20 times.
I love every second of it, call me emasculate but it's hot as fuck![/QUOTE]
Didn't you have to pay a whore to lose your virginity?
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44797582]boys have the longest eyelashes :3 so cute i used to lick my boyfriends eyelashes because they're just so adorable... ^__^[/QUOTE]
W-WHAT?!
[QUOTE=Skyward;44798491]Didn't you have to pay a whore to lose your virginity?[/QUOTE]
yes i think that story on this page is also a lie (duh) he clearly doesnt understand women (or people) most of his posts are either threads about hot girls/porn or video games which kinda says it all lol. im looking through his history and its thoroughly weirding me out but also v interesting
check out this [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1391743&p=44752263&viewfull=1#post44752263]sexist, objectifying and kinda racist post[/url] based not on real people but pornography which most people know is 100% fake every time.
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250176&p=44759220&highlight=#post44759220"]using the friendzone as an excuse for not getting a girlfriend[/URL]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1391711&p=44751900&highlight=#post44751900"]fish blowjob[/URL]
[URL=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1391151&highlight=]this insane piece[/URL] on how women are aliens who rape and brainwash men and how feminism is an evil construct for "greater promiscuity, doing everything they can to make sure that as much new Woman-creatures are produced as possible. They are obviously going to try to implement a New World Order soon…" It might be in the OIFY and it might be fiction but it's clearly an insight into his mind. So many people use sci-fi or fantasy as a vehicle for their beliefs and that's definitely what's going on here. Why else would you even think of this?
tbh at this point im just interested looking through his posts, like its fascinating. It's like I'm really a basement dweller who has barely seen a woman before. Truly an eye-opening experience.
he says he lost his virginity to a prostitute but claims to [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250063&p=44722381&viewfull=1#post44722381"]have had a girlfriend for 3 years[/URL] (and that he doesn't actually say vag or anything and instead refers to it as[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250063&p=44722960&viewfull=1#post44722960"] "down THERE"[/URL] kind of implies to me that hes actually got no experience with girls cos he cant even talk about their bodies properly but i dunno)
also he seems to have a weird obsession with craptasket which is v strange
a weird dude-- everything he posts is at least just a bit off with me
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44798237]sometimes salty, but only after i make him cry. otherwise, no.[/QUOTE]
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex"]I think you will find this interesting[/url]
the fuck is happening in this thread
facepunch users
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44799269]the fuck is happening in this thread[/QUOTE]
Flashy eyelashes
[quote=Kate Fuller]"Excuse me... where are you taking us?"[/quote]
[quote=Richie Gecko]"Mexico."[/quote]
[quote=Kate Fuller]"What's in Mexico...?"[/quote]
[quote=Richie Gecko]"Mexicans."[/quote]
Also, thank you mikeyt. Your post was easily about ten minutes worth of entertainment value.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44795425]Myospaz will help if an aspirin doesn't control the pain.[/QUOTE]
nah man I need the good stuff, we're talking morphine, xanax, cannabis, the works
also could we keep this off the books?
help how do I embed video?
i'm feeling so restless today
Crocs are awesome.
Got my interview for my second job tomorrow morning.
[QUOTE=kimr120;44798784]W-WHAT?![/QUOTE]
Local Facepunch user discovers the joys of Ash's sex life.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44799777]Got my interview for my second job tomorrow morning.[/QUOTE]
Good luck!
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44799774]Crocs are awesome.[/QUOTE]
4/10
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