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[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;44799789]Local Facepunch user discovers the joys of Ash's sex life.[/QUOTE] That would be worth the ban for putting up in SH. :v: [editline]13th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=ImpSnob;44799791]Good luck![/QUOTE] Thanks!
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;44799180][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex"]I think you will find this interesting[/url][/QUOTE] good thing we don't own a dog :v: also i have virtually no acne. anddd my bf is a weirdo who washes his body/face at least 3 times a day for an hour each time. either way, no cares because we all die and bactirums eat us anyways :D [editline]13th May 2014[/editline] eyelash kisses =/= sex what???
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;44799807]4/10[/QUOTE] There so damn comfy.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;44799620]help how do I embed video?[/QUOTE] [noparse][video]http://youtube.url[/video][/noparse] Make sure your link isn't in the format http[highlight]s[/highlight]://, else the video won't embed.
i keep losing myself and i feel im headed to a place i dont want to be, but as of right now, the way to fix it isnt clear to me
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;44799979][noparse][video]http://youtube.url[/video][/noparse] Make sure your link isn't in the format http[highlight]s[/highlight]://, else the video won't embed.[/QUOTE] If you don't highlight the "s" in "https," it doesn't work.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;44799425]nah man I need the good stuff, we're talking morphine, xanax, cannabis, the works also could we keep this off the books?[/QUOTE] no can do. regards.
[quote] Rocket Raccoon: playing gta: online Rocket Raccoon: there is this ASSHOLE with a rocket launcher Rocket Raccoon: wrecking everyone Rocket Raccoon: I'm wizzing around on my motorcycle Rocket Raccoon: see him Rocket Raccoon: he shoots at me Rocket Raccoon: rocket SWOOOSHes right by my head Rocket Raccoon: I hit him dead on and kill the shit out of him Rocket Raccoon: ride off into my garage Rocket Raccoon: fuck you [/quote]
TIL my uncle is one of the marines in this video that's been circulating: [video=youtube;ER4srD951bw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER4srD951bw[/video] i don't really know what to think about this
[QUOTE=/B/rother;44799743]i'm feeling so restless today[/QUOTE] haven't smoked any hash today and went for a run instead. maybe i should take more care of myself.
[QUOTE=seano12;44795182]My girlfriends goes out to fuck other men and when she comes back we will lay in bed and she will tell my how it was while I snuggle up to her and compliment her, she expects to wake up every Morning to me licking her our and she fucks me about 4 times a day. I'm caged for about 5 days a weak and she teases me and she's pegged me about 20 times. I love every second of it, call me emasculate but it's hot as fuck![/QUOTE] You deserve a medal for Facepunch's "Most Fucked Up Guy with the 'Creep' title" oh wait, you've won the award for the past 7 years.
haha
Did some doodles very lightly, tried darkening it but wouldn't work [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/IG7b0w7.png[/thumb]
"The asterisk depresses a homosexual constraint under the well"
I think we should write the "Let's Write A Letter To Garry One Word At A Time" letter when it's done(if ever) on a piece of paper in fancy writing, seal with a wax seal and send it to Gary.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44801596]I think we should write the "Let's Write A Letter To Garry One Word At A Time" letter when it's done(if ever) on a piece of paper in fancy writing, seal with a wax seal and send it to Gary.[/QUOTE] That's what I was planning. Well, email... before it went fucking insane and I couldn't keep up. Had no idea it'd be that popular of an idea.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44801608]That's what I was planning. Well, email... before it went fucking insane and I couldn't keep up. Had no idea it'd be that popular of an idea.[/QUOTE] I want it to be done in calligraphy and shit. With a quill. And a FP logo wax seal.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44801619]I want it to be done in calligraphy and shit. With a quill. And a FP logo wax seal.[/QUOTE] That'd be cool. Then I'd have my own page of the FP wiki for creating the thread. Hurrhrrhrurururr.
Why does reddit get shit on here?
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44801676]Why does reddit get shit on here?[/QUOTE] Default subreddits.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;44801830]Default subreddits.[/QUOTE] Ah. Makes perfect sense then.
somebody i know got invited to a naked blacklight rave ...how does that sound like a good idea or even a fun idea i don't get it
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44799774]Crocs are awesome.[/QUOTE] Crocs are shoes developed by Satan himself and should never be worn.
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Is DayZ worth buying at the current state?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;44802319][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8TpEpfr.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] death by swag [editline]13th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Skyward;44802405]Is DayZ worth buying at the current state?[/QUOTE] no
Woah, It's raining and thundering wildly outside.
[QUOTE=Stargatius;44802427]Woah, It's raining and thundering wildly outside.[/QUOTE] Your avatar is strangely fitting.
[QUOTE=Wingz;44802417] no[/QUOTE] Elaboration would be nice.
ye prolly
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