[video=youtube;WnP0aPwccGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnP0aPwccGU[/video]
once again i wish i knew how to code
Got bored so I did my own twist of the "What If" info-comics by xkcd
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/whatif.png[/t]
(1000x5000)
I am unsure about the Muslim part, what exactly does "cleansing" their blood means?
Until I know I am deeply offended for no good reason.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;44940954]I am unsure about the Muslim part, what exactly does "cleansing" their blood means?
Until I know I am deeply offended for no good reason.[/QUOTE]
Its about Malaysia recently where the Halal Commission found some Porcine DNA in Cadbury Chocolates.
Then some NGOs wanted to sue Cadbury for Rm100m, and the craziest one of them claimed that the money will be used to "flush out the pork from our bloods". So I guessed its, Blood Transfusion or something.
Also I made a mistake, its 1/1180 of Muslims in Malaysia, not the world.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44939196]There's a thread here in FT that screams "acne, sweat, 'I have no friends,' and autism" at me... Can any of you guess which one?[/QUOTE]
you just described me.
congrats.
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[QUOTE=Robman8908;44939290]Anyway, the thread I was talking about.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1396292[/url][/QUOTE]
"Yes how dare they have a bit of fun on the internet, they clearly must be unattractive and autistic!"
im so addicted to Rather be by Clean Bandit gawddamn
how much masturbation is too much?
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44941357]how much masturbation is too much?[/QUOTE]
there is [B]never [/B]too much masturbation
[editline]29th May 2014[/editline]
actually, maybe if your weewee hurts. then it might be a good time to stop.
i pulled a muscle in my right leg last night for the second time in a few months
i don't even remember any of it other than feeling the worst pain i've ever felt for 15 seconds straight
but yeah so now i can barely walk on my right leg. thanks a lot for stretching so far, me.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;44941462]i pulled a muscle in my right leg last night for the second time in a few months
i don't even remember any of it other than feeling the worst pain i've ever felt for 15 seconds straight
but yeah so now i can barely walk on my right leg. thanks a lot for stretching so far, me.[/QUOTE]
If you can get chlorzoxazone at a pharmacy (you might be able to get it as Myospaz or Myospaz forte) and pop one in the morning and evening for a couple days, you'll feel a lot better for it.
There's this kid sitting across the cafeteria with a big wide brim hat and a giant feather in it, and it has it pulled over his eyes like a cool guy.
I... It's painful to look at.
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941643]There's this kid sitting across the cafeteria with a big wide brim hat and a giant feather in it, and it has it pulled over his eyes like a cool guy.
I... It's painful to look at.[/QUOTE]
post to r/funny
and name it "so suave and cool", frontpage
also I didn't plan my spending right today so I ended up having 3 calzones today. 2 for break and 1 for lunch
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941643]There's this kid sitting across the cafeteria with a big wide brim hat and a giant feather in it, and it has it pulled over his eyes like a cool guy.
I... It's painful to look at.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, at least he didn't show up in a zoot suit along with a pimp cane to boot.
My friend flicked a rubber band at this chicks ass and then she turned around and saw me, he had walked past her.
She didn't say anything and I didn't look at her, but I think she thinks I touched her ass.
pfft, I wish.
Whats worse is there's also a kid I've seen here who just straight up wears a tricorn hat. So now we have a competition for who has the most "refined" taste in headgear.
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941668]Whats worse is there's also a kid I've seen here who just straight up wears a tricorn hat. So now we have a competition for who has the most "refined" taste in headgear.[/QUOTE]
One against all and all for one! Musketeers, charge!
we have uniforms :(
[editline]29th May 2014[/editline]
Aw yeah over 1k posts in about 2 months.
I swear this acne medicine is making things worse.
I had it a little bad a little while ago, got some prescription medicine, and now its out of control...
[editline]29th May 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44941665]pfft, I wish.[/QUOTE]
You wish you creepily touched a strangers ass? :v:
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941643]There's this kid sitting across the cafeteria with a big wide brim hat and a giant feather in it, and it has it pulled over his eyes like a cool guy.
I... It's painful to look at.[/QUOTE]
You already know we need a picture.
Shit picture, but i didn't want to be too conspicuous about it. Doesn't have his hat over his eyes and arms crossed like before.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/LDZ0f49.jpg[/t]
Oh shit, he just got up to leave, and on his way out, tipped his hat to everybody in the room (none of whom noticed him).
amazing
[QUOTE=cr2142;44941395]there is [B]never [/B]too much masturbation
[editline]29th May 2014[/editline]
actually, maybe if your weewee hurts. then it might be a good time to stop.[/QUOTE]
Also if your arm hurts.
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941826]Shit picture, but i didn't want to be too conspicuous about it. Doesn't have his hat over his eyes and arms crossed like before.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/LDZ0f49.jpg[/t]
Oh shit, he just got up to leave, and on his way out, tipped his hat to everybody in the room (none of whom noticed him).[/QUOTE]
He looks like an old man in that picture.
Yeah, but it's just the way he was in the picture. When he came in and sat down, I could tell he was younger than he looks there.
Oh snap, I checked the UPS tracking on my Dark Souls and it should be here like in a couple hours.
[QUOTE=Skyward;44941732]I swear this acne medicine is making things worse.
I had it a little bad a little while ago, got some prescription medicine, and now its out of control...
[editline]29th May 2014[/editline]
You wish you creepily touched a strangers ass? :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes, she's fine.
ok maybe not, her BF would murder me
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44942766]Yes, she's fine.
ok maybe not, her BF would murder me[/QUOTE]
unless he happens to be this;
[img]http://www.bookwormroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Nerd.jpg[/img]
In which case he'll probably chicken out, but you never know these days.
No he's not, he would kill me.
My brother put it in crazy years ago, she needs medication for it, now they're split. If anything happens, I pray my brothers side of the family retains any rights. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
How crazy?
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