does it launch? does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
daddy it's true i'm different from you but tell me why they treat me like this?
[QUOTE=Zorlok;44963404][t]http://puu.sh/99tMI/c8953aafc9.jpg[/t]
why youuuu[/QUOTE]
is that godzilla as a baby dino
i just told a girl she's pretty
stress barfing inc
[QUOTE=Swog;44964059]is that godzilla as a baby dino[/QUOTE]
Chibi Godzilla. I have a chibi MUTO as well:
[t]http://puu.sh/99tNL/f6d7ebc10f.jpg[/t]
One more set is on the way with Godzilla and the flying MUTO.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;44964231]i just told a girl she's pretty
stress barfing inc[/QUOTE]
you should be barfing
she was 5 seconds away from tearing off your pants right then and there
It's one in the morning and I've just finished marinating my chicken wings for tomorrow. This grill's gonna be ~SiK~
[img]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091118122747/dragonball/images/thumb/5/55/GhostUsher.png/250px-GhostUsher.png[/img]
this guy
right here
too cute
i cant even
[video=youtube;r6efVf1PT3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6efVf1PT3g[/video]
Speaking of DragonBall, I started watching DBZ Abridged and it made me realize I haven't watched DBZ in years and only remember key moments because of the Budokai HD pack.
[editline]31st May 2014[/editline]
Also DBZ Abridged is the funniest thing I ever watched.
Been drawing my ass off trying to make good looking characters, and I have been drinking so I don't think I can judge my own work right now [url]http://imgur.com/a/dfLJ2[/url]
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;44965005]Been drawing my ass off trying to make good looking characters, and I have been drinking so I don't think I can judge my own work right now [url]http://imgur.com/a/dfLJ2[/url][/QUOTE]
bob is best alium
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;44965005]Been drawing my ass off trying to make good looking characters, and I have been drinking so I don't think I can judge my own work right now [url]http://imgur.com/a/dfLJ2[/url][/QUOTE]
The Eyemaster better be called Eyesenhower or else I will pummel you myself.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;43694538][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wWO42gC.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
And that's saying nothing about your excellent progress. The best I got so far is...[URL="http://i.imgur.com/wVGAq5M.png"]an orc riding a golem cowboy style[/URL].
Assassins Creed Black Flag already stretches my disbelief with its motorboat naval physics wherein you can start moving, stop, rotate 180 degrees in 3 seconds and head in the opposite direction to the wind is blowing at nearly full speed, but man the legendary ship boss battles are bullshit
I can kill a Man'O'War 1st rate warship with 3 rows of guns in under a minute without taking much of a scratch but when I come up against HMS Fearless+Royal Sovereign I'm lucky to scratch one down to half health over 5 minutes.
Why?
Because those 1st rate warships move faster and with a better turning circle than a modern frigate
Oh, you got up Fearless' arse, shooting chainshot? Lol no it speeds off into the distance in seconds after having magically tripled its speed.
OK, I'm in front of Fearless! Better pou- what the fuck how did it turn that quickly to port
Its firing an entire salvo at me literally every second without any form of reloading at all, and can strip a third of my ship's health in about 3-5 seconds of this
Are you fucking kidding me Ubisoft
I am planning on making a little jewelry box for a friend's birthday, and at the same time I am writing a thank you letter of sorts to thank her for helping me study for my GED test.
[quote]Once a time ago, their was a young lady in a small desert oasis who had planted a blueberry bush branch amongst the calm waters of the oasis.
In time she found that her oasis was accompanied by another creature that shared the same needs of her blueberry bush.
The creature was a young lynx, who foolishly stepped into the young lady's oasis in hopes of getting water.
This young lady knew from many stories passed down, that a lynx was a strange and sometimes awkward creature.
Yet the lady was not afraid of that, and decided to let the lynx stay with her in her oasis.
As time went on, the lynx grew attached to the lady's kindness, and the lady grew a fondness for the lynx's playfulness.
They managed to live peacefully with the plentiful waters of the oasis, and both of them grew up together.
The lynx slowly grew his own mane, and the maturing lady nurtured the blueberry bush she has planted as a child.
The lynx would come and go, as did the lady, and one day the lynx returned but he wasn't the same.
The lady in shock ran to the lynx, and found that his mane was not growing larger, and as such, he was disowned by the other lynxes of the desert.
Yet even though the lynx had been disowned by his own and so many others, the lady stayed and cared for him.
She took upon herself the problems of the lynx, and the need to nurture her blueberry bush in the oasis.
The lynx felt the need to repay the lady, yet he never could find a way to do so.
He would go out and come back with flowers, precious gemstones, and many other items of the desert.
And all though the lady was happy with the gifts, and happy with the lynx, the lynx still felt as if he hadn't repayed her.
Time and time again, he searched for a way to repay the lady, but never once did it occur to him that the lady was just happy with him being there.
One day, the lady's blueberry branch had turned into a fully grown bush, and had sprouted a yield of thousands of blueberries.
The two inhabinants of the oasis looked on the bush in awe and wonder... Amazed with the lady's work.
It's at this point that the lady could of harvested the blueberries, and moved on from the oasis and the lynx.
Yet she did move on from the oasis, she kept the lynx with her, and never shoo'd him away.
No matter how small his mane was, and no matter how large of a circle the lynx put himself into by trying to repay the lady.
The lady would never shoo him, for some odd reason.
And to this day, the lynx is grateful to still have her as a friend.
xxxxxx, to this day I feel the need to repay you for all you have done for me.
You have stopped me from killing myself when I got kicked out of school, have grabbed my hands and pulled me back onto the right path, and done everything in your power to try and help me.
Ever since we met on that roleplaying forum those eight years ago, I cannot understand why you haven't left me in the dust, when you have gone forward and become one of the most amazing people I know.
All though this little story and letter will never be enough to thank you for being a saint for all these years, I just hope that it'll at least be something to show my almost universal appreciation for you.
One day, when I have finally dig myself out of this hole, I hope to do something amazing to repay you. For the moment though, "xxxxxxxx" let it be known that your little brother "Joey Skylynx" is forever grateful.
Love your little brother,
Joseph[/quote]
Little over dramatic, but I cannot thank her enough really for being by my side for these last few years.
bleeding from the clit hurts..
I tallied up the money I have spent/am going to spend on Guardians stuff
140 for the figures
130 for the lego sets
250 for the vintage comics
100 (give or take) for misc stuff like shirts, prints, whatever else.
I mean it's not like I ENJOY having money or anything
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;44965241]The Eyemaster better be called Eyesenhower or else I will pummel you myself.
And that's saying nothing about your excellent progress. The best I got so far is...[URL="http://i.imgur.com/wVGAq5M.png"]an orc riding a golem cowboy style[/URL].[/QUOTE]
I really like the golem's head
[editline]31st May 2014[/editline]
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/X9zsVYJ.png"]First Turner comic in a while[/URL], I showed a friend but they didn't get the joke until I pointed it out, it's very vague and not as funny as the stuff I used to do.
I'm drunk. WHAT DO YA'LL WANT ME TO DO.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44965826]I'm drunk. WHAT DO YA'LL WANT ME TO DO.[/QUOTE]
For your wine
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44965449]bleeding from the clit hurts..[/QUOTE]
OH DEAR LORD EVERYONE RUN HV IS A WEREWOLFFFF
[sp]PMS jokes v.v[/sp]
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;44965311]Assassins Creed Black Flag already stretches my disbelief with its motorboat naval physics wherein you can start moving, stop, rotate 180 degrees in 3 seconds and head in the opposite direction to the wind is blowing at nearly full speed, but man the legendary ship boss battles are bullshit
I can kill a Man'O'War 1st rate warship with 3 rows of guns in under a minute without taking much of a scratch but when I come up against HMS Fearless+Royal Sovereign I'm lucky to scratch one down to half health over 5 minutes.
Why?
Because those 1st rate warships move faster and with a better turning circle than a modern frigate
Oh, you got up Fearless' arse, shooting chainshot? Lol no it speeds off into the distance in seconds after having magically tripled its speed.
OK, I'm in front of Fearless! Better pou- what the fuck how did it turn that quickly to port
Its firing an entire salvo at me literally every second without any form of reloading at all, and can strip a third of my ship's health in about 3-5 seconds of this
Are you fucking kidding me Ubisoft[/QUOTE]
u better prepare ur anus for the el impoluto if ur having trouble with those ones
I just finished watching Seth MacFarlane's Cacophony of Cartoon Crap for some reason. Now I've forgotten what humor feels like.
[B]EDIT:[/B] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KAWr23yP6U"]I remembered it.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Adnap;44965967][t]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476360_672375469479652_1592476989_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
all the qualities a man could look for. a taste for beer and meat on her bones
After seeing Steam undo my disc installation of The Last Remnant twice, i'm going to believe that it forgot how to install from discs in an age of digital distribution.
[QUOTE=Winner;44966618]What are the signs of penile fracture?
Usually there will be a popping sound.[/QUOTE]
Did you fracture your penile
For a girl who says she loves me, I have never felt more like a stranger to someone in my life.
[QUOTE=Winner;44966618]What are the signs of penile fracture?
Usually there will be a popping sound.[/QUOTE]
It will also tend to hurt badly, like very badly, and the skin covering it will look very similar to a black eye due to the ecchymosis.
I looked up penile fracture.
Never again.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44967014]It will also tend to hurt badly, like very badly, and the skin covering it will look very similar to a black eye due to the ecchymosis.[/QUOTE]
Are all doctors this informed on penile fractures?
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