Just heard of a remix of a song I kinda like. The remix makes the fool out of the original.
Even my dad caught a piece of it, he was like "What the fuck are you listening to?" lol
[QUOTE=Novangel;44967137]Are all doctors this informed on penile fractures?[/QUOTE]
they ought to be, these things are worst case scenarios!
[QUOTE=Swog;44965915]OH DEAR LORD EVERYONE RUN HV IS A WEREWOLFFFF
[sp]PMS jokes v.v[/sp][/QUOTE]
This is why nobody here likes you.
[QUOTE=Novangel;44967137]Are all doctors this informed on penile fractures?[/QUOTE]
Not really :v:, I just paid attention a lot in classes.
I wish I had a class about penile fractures.
[QUOTE=Novangel;44967328]I wish I had a class about penile fractures.[/QUOTE]
You'll wish you hadn't, they made it sound so boring they may as well have talked about twisting the tops off of carrots.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44965657]I tallied up the money I have spent/am going to spend on Guardians stuff
140 for the figures
130 for the lego sets
250 for the vintage comics
100 (give or take) for misc stuff like shirts, prints, whatever else.
I mean it's not like I ENJOY having money or anything[/QUOTE]
I'm saving the little dosh I have so I can get a couple of Heroclix boosters once the GotG set comes out. At least I'll be able to play them in tournaments and against my friends. I want to kick some SHIELD asses with Groot.
[QUOTE=Novangel;44967328]I wish I had a class about penile fractures.[/QUOTE]
This sounds like a DiscoInferno post
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44967333]You'll wish you hadn't, they made it sound so boring they may as well have talked about twisting the tops off of carrots.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of my Ancient societies lectures where this one lecturer was so boring my friends and I almost fell asleep while he was talking about Erebus' dick getting chopped off, Atum masturbating to create the world, etc. There's a lot of dicks in creation myths.
We got a new printer/scanner/fax machine.
It won't scan unless there's ink cartridges?
I didn't know scanning required ink.
I decided to read some Youtube comments today,
I wish I didnt.
[QUOTE=Swog;44965915]OH DEAR LORD EVERYONE RUN HV IS A WEREWOLFFFF
[sp]PMS jokes v.v[/sp][/QUOTE]
Heres a little health and anatomy lesson for you; menstrual blood comes from inside of the vagina itself. Not the clitoris.. but I won't expect you to know what the difference of the 2 are.
If there is blood coming out of the clitoris, it could mean there is chaffing, its irritated, or in my case, the girl is suffering from a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).
So I got super drunk last night, went to a bar, got laid. Totally wish I didn't get laid with that chick. But oh well, got laid.
My head.
It hurts.
So bad.
Plus, I remember waking up on a bathroom floor last night, vomit everywhere... I think I still got laid AFTER that... Seriously... What the fuck happened last night.
Please get checked and pray you used a condom.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44968577]Please get checked and pray you used a condom.[/QUOTE]
Oh, no, I'm fine there. Belie' dat.
The hot weather here just made me change my taste of music a little. Been listening to more reggae than I used to. Is that a good thing?
[QUOTE=digigamer17;44968597]The hot weather here just made me change my taste of music a little. Been listening to more reggae than I used to. Is that a good thing?[/QUOTE]
yes. We Jamaicans appreciate your interest in our music
[i]Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains
Within the sound of silence[/i]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44968567]Heres a little health and anatomy lesson for you; menstrual blood comes from inside of the vagina itself. Not the clitoris.. but I won't expect you to know what the difference of the 2 are.
If there is blood coming out of the clitoris, it could mean there is chaffing, its irritated, or in my case, the girl is suffering from a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).[/QUOTE]
I'm well aware. I just did that for the joke [sp]which everybody took too seriously[/sp]
nah dude, it was just a shit joke.
I'm not that really good at comedy about 75% of the time.
There is a fucking alarm going off in the house.
[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]
Oh yeah, I'm joining the National Guard, Air Force division.
noooooooo whyyyyy :(
Day 4.
Loratadine still taking time to kick in.
Temporarily on decongestants.
Ugh. Fuck allergies.
[QUOTE=Swog;44968670]I'm well aware. I just did that for the joke [sp]which everybody took too seriously[/sp][/QUOTE]
AKA we don't enjoy your brand of "I'm 12 and this is my sense of humour" comedy?
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44968625]yes. We Jamaicans appreciate your interest in our music
[i]Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains
Within the sound of silence[/i][/QUOTE]
Well... That's a bit dark.
[QUOTE=Swog;44968670]I'm well aware. I just did that for the joke [sp]which everybody took too seriously[/sp][/QUOTE]
I don't believe that u were aware
I was aware my joke made no sense and didn't take anatomy into account.
last night was interesting. steph got fucked up on gin and kept swallowing her tongue in her sleep and then her mouth was clamped shut and she was fighting me trying to get it open but at the same time shes choking wide eyed spazming. its like, why r u fighting me if u arent enjoying this quit doing it. eventually she stopped but then was suddenly like "why is eveyrone staring at me" and i guess she was sleeping during the whole ordeal or something because she doesnt even remember it.
[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Swog;44969090]I was aware my joke made no sense and didn't take anatomy into account.[/QUOTE]
thats even worse bro cuz then u r actively choosing to be this shitty
[QUOTE=digigamer17;44968978]Well... That's a bit dark.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4[/media]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44969136][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4[/media][/QUOTE]
Fuck. You just made me remember that someone said I looked like Garfunkel cus of my hair, hehe. I just giggle when someone tells me that.
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