i lived in an apartment complex for a while as a kid, and there was this one big fat as fuck raccoon that always got stuck in the dumpsters, and every time we found him in it, we would go grab a big ol' stick from the woods and put it in there for him to climb out with
it got to a point where he'd let us pet him sometimes, and we would feed him leftovers and stuff
i wish i could still orgasm without spraying jizz all over the place
[QUOTE=hunterNormandy;45492241]oh no! katatonic what did you do!!!???[/QUOTE]
halp
raccooons r dumb kill all coons
[QUOTE=DowntownTiger;45492285]raccooons r dumb kill all coons[/QUOTE]
fuck you say
[editline]24th July 2014[/editline]
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There was a cat in our neighborhood that we would see every once and a while that had a puffy banded tail.
We called it "Catcoon" and seriously thought we had discovered a new species of mammal.
"that wizard came from the moon" feels like the most forced thing ever
it won't because i love you
RIP hunter ???? - 2014
[QUOTE=hunterNormandy;45492393]guys im taking the train from me down to Grand central tomorrow morning im scared what if the train crashes.[/QUOTE]
you have a better chance of dying by a falling coconut
man imagine riding a train to get to places, such a weird concept to me. not a bad one!!! just weird
lemme rephrase, it seems weird for an american to be talking about travelling by train to places
[QUOTE=hunterNormandy;45492486]if the noon train from Brewster ct to grand central crashes tomorrow you know I've died.
send flowers.[/QUOTE]
I'll bury your new computer stuff with you.
[QUOTE=elevate;45492497]man imagine riding a train to get to places, such a weird concept to me. not a bad one!!! just weird[/QUOTE]
People did it back then.
We still do it today.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;45492498]I'll bury your new computer stuff with you.[/QUOTE]
Be sure to relay the location to me, I'll bring a nice shovel and burlap sack.
God fucking dammit why do ants keep finding their way onto my laptop
How the hell are they even getting in here???
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;45492511]God fucking dammit why do ants keep finding their way onto my laptop
How the hell are they even getting in here???[/QUOTE]
Be sure to take out trash that has food waste, etc, or clean out any rooms that may have any in them.
As for how they're getting in, fuck if I know, but making sure all doors leading into your house are closed is a safe bet.
[QUOTE=hunterNormandy;45492548]use Raid[/QUOTE]
Be sure to spray it into your USB ports and charge cable port to make sure none get in there either.
I just shaved, but I can still feel hairs.
Can't be arse'd going back and doing it again!
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it truly speaks volumes about the human condition
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SCHOOL STARTS EXACTLY A MONTH FROM NOW AND I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT ALL SUMMER
Fucking heartburn piss off you undesirable piece of shit, I'm trying to sleep here but instead you have to make this difficult. I've been awake for to long because of you, you fuckhead.
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I need to stop sledping in so much. It's starting to fuck with my sleep cycle. It's pretty much 3:00 AM and I'm still wide awake. I was actually tired about an hour ago, but somehow I got less tired. Fuck.
Also fuck typing shit on my iPod shit sucks
I keep super monday night combat installed in hopes to be able to play another match.
[QUOTE=Kurahk;45493362]Fucking heartburn piss off you undesirable piece of shit, I'm trying to sleep here but instead you have to make this difficult. I've been awake for to long because of you, you fuckhead.[/QUOTE]
Always good to keep antacids around in case of heartburn. Some gelusil will more than suffice, or even fruit salts if you got 'em.
Fuck summer break being over.
I forgot how much it sucks to work all night after class all day...
[QUOTE=elevate;45492497]man imagine riding a train to get to places, such a weird concept to me. not a bad one!!! just weird
lemme rephrase, it seems weird for an american to be talking about travelling by train to places[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised how much railroad there is in the US.
I wanted to spend the weekend playing cynical indie point and click adventures but i guess my aunt and uncle are coming to help fix up our house even though we didn't ask them to
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