Back home again :downs: I've really enjoyed the service so far.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45507165]one who values the opinions of others rather than make one up for himself[/QUOTE]
Killing myself brb
[editline]26th July 2014[/editline]
<3
steam saw fit to sacrifice my red orchestra guest passes to the elder gods
they've just disappeared from my inventory with no warning
it's too close to dinner to anything remotely filling but far enough away that i feel like i might die
[QUOTE=Big Ben;45508852]it's too close to dinner to anything remotely filling but far enough away that i feel like i might die[/QUOTE]
Eat some saltine crackers?
[QUOTE=Big Ben;45505085]no i had an appendectomy and it made peeing while standing up a bit of a bitch[/QUOTE]
ah okay makes sense now
ASDA stuffed crust pizzas are fucking amazing holy shittttt
if i wipe and i see a bit of blood what do i do
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510087]if i wipe and i see a bit of blood what do i do[/QUOTE]
Tell whoever fucked your anus to stop going in dry.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510087]if i wipe and i see a bit of blood what do i do[/QUOTE]
you're a woman now
[QUOTE=Sentomi;45510102]Tell whoever fucked your anus to stop going in dry.[/QUOTE]
that person is my hand and i use plenty of coco butter
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510087]if i wipe and i see a bit of blood what do i do[/QUOTE]
actually go see a doctor
it's not THAT much though just a tiny tiny bit
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510146]it's not THAT much though just a tiny tiny bit[/QUOTE]
well if youre ok with colon cancer then
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510126]that person is my hand and i use plenty of coco butter[/QUOTE]
How often do you cut your fingernails?
i want to die
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510146]it's not THAT much though just a tiny tiny bit[/QUOTE]
You probably have butt cancer.
[QUOTE=Sentomi;45510153]How often do you cut your fingernails?[/QUOTE]
I was kind of joking I stopped doing that a while ago(the ass thing not cutting my nails)
It's not actually blood in the stool though, I'll just wait and see if it gets any better in the next few days
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510174]I was kind of joking I stopped doing that a while ago(the ass thing not cutting my nails)
It's not actually blood in the stool though, I'll just wait and see if it gets any better in the next few days[/QUOTE]
don't come crying to us when you start shitting tumors
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45510087]if i wipe and i see a bit of blood what do i do[/QUOTE]
Is it dark, or bright?
Bright red could just be a fissure, which usually isn't a big deal. Dark blood could be internal and you should check with your doctor.
[QUOTE=Skyward;45510293]Is it dark, or bright?
Bright red could just be a fissure, which usually isn't a big deal. Dark blood could be internal and you should check with your doctor.[/QUOTE]
it's very bright
Then you likely just tore your pooper, and it'll heal.
yeah it feels like that :P
Granted, if it does last for a while, see your doc.
ok I will if it persists thanks
Page 1046 has been dedicated to ImpSnob's bunghole.
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;45510340]Page 1046 has been dedicated to ImpSnob's bunghole.[/QUOTE]
1046 is now my lucky number
If six hundred steps is enough to nearly give me a heart attack, I'd hate to imagine the pain of climbing the seven thousand.
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In other news, saw a Union Jack flying on a flagpole today. Think I've seen enough oddities for today.
