ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
The one fucking class I wanted to take this year is going to be horrible.
The teacher that's going to be teaching it is the FUCKING WORST TEACHER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. She dresses like it's the '90s with her bright neon green jeans and her hair, and I'm fairly sure that she was a meth addict before becoming a teacher. She's apparently been a teacher for a long time because she had my dad fix her car multiple times. And guess what she does during lunch hour? Instead of monitoring the halls or marking papers, SHE HANGS OUT IN THE SMOKE PIT WITH ALL THE STONERS. She openly admitted that.
I also heard that she is completely incompetent at teaching and marking stuff. The peer tutor I had in math last year was in her class and she managed to weight a test at 75%! That means that whatever mark you get on that test counts for 75% of your class mark. Anyways, my peer tutor must have flunked that test, because it brought her mark down from 70-something percent to [I]11%. I'm fucking serious.[/I] My peer tutor brought this up with her, and instead of fixing it like a normal teacher would, [I]she input the test in her mark twice.[/I] That means she had two entries in her marking scheme for the same test that was worth 75%. That fucked with my peer tutors mark to no end. To fix the teacher's mess, my peer tutor had to go to the fucking vice-principal and get him to sort it out.
And to make matters worse, a whole bunch of my friends and the girl I like were looking forward to this class. My plan is to go to this class for the first few days and see if they're going to switch out of it. If they do, I'll join them, if they don't, I'll stick with the class. I'll just make sure that I'll make the class a living hell for that shit teacher.
[B]TL;DR[/B] I got a good class with a shitty teacher everyone hates.
[QUOTE=cr2142;45805051]My dad has seriously taken the ALS challange thingie to a new level
He took all his clothes off, Got the bucket from the tractor, filled it with water and just tipped it on him.
[editline]26th August 2014[/editline]
I'll have a video up when he gets back from work ahhah[/QUOTE]
enjoy lads
[video=youtube;b0VeUW9KdX4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0VeUW9KdX4&feature=youtu.be[/video]
[QUOTE=Kurahk;45806699]ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
The one fucking class I wanted to take this year is going to be horrible.
The teacher that's going to be teaching it is the FUCKING WORST TEACHER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. She dresses like it's the '90s with her bright neon green jeans and her hair, and I'm fairly sure that she was a meth addict before becoming a teacher. She's apparently been a teacher for a long time because she had my dad fix her car multiple times. And guess what she does during lunch hour? Instead of monitoring the halls or marking papers, SHE HANGS OUT IN THE SMOKE PIT WITH ALL THE STONERS. She openly admitted that.
I also heard that she is completely incompetent at teaching and marking stuff. The peer tutor I had in math last year was in her class and she managed to weight a test at 75%! That means that whatever mark you get on that test counts for 75% of your class mark. Anyways, my peer tutor must have flunked that test, because it brought her mark down from 70-something percent to [I]11%. I'm fucking serious.[/I] My peer tutor brought this up with her, and instead of fixing it like a normal teacher would, [I]she input the test in her mark twice.[/I] That means she had two entries in her marking scheme for the same test that was worth 75%. That fucked with my peer tutors mark to no end. To fix the teacher's mess, my peer tutor had to go to the fucking vice-principal and get him to sort it out.
And to make matters worse, a whole bunch of my friends and the girl I like were looking forward to this class. My plan is to go to this class for the first few days and see if they're going to switch out of it. If they do, I'll join them, if they don't, I'll stick with the class. I'll just make sure that I'll make the class a living hell for that shit teacher.
[B]TL;DR[/B] I got a good class with a shitty teacher everyone hates.[/QUOTE]
go smoke with ur teacher and then when she is really high you kill her
good plan sure to work
[QUOTE=cr2142;45806731]enjoy lads
[video=youtube;b0VeUW9KdX4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0VeUW9KdX4&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE]
Dude I won't lie
I fucking love your dad
[QUOTE=Dub!;45806399]What Are You Thinking? v. Rap Battles[/QUOTE]
knick knack paddy wack toss these nerds a bone
downtown tiger is gonna rock yer dome
cuz hot damn i am so goddamn cold
and your rhymes are wack
almost as much as you are fat
so imma burn these fuckers like a fatass stack
of weed, its only natural im in the lead,
so please
spare me, the(e), reason to need,
be this so fucking mean, see,
you turning green with en-vy and he,
you, and them can go jump in a pool
cuz i got no reason to do what i do
schoolin loser fools who aint half as cool
as me, maybe try smoking some weed
but i guess that it aint their fault,
being the end result of a liason
in the bathroom of a walmart
you who entered the world on a smelly fart
hark
you know whats up
another rhyme boarded up like noahs ark
I can't take rap battles seriously after witnessing my little pony rap battles
-late-
[QUOTE=DowntownTiger;45806844]knick knack paddy wack toss these nerds a bone
downtown tiger is gonna rock yer dome
cuz hot damn i am so goddamn cold
and your rhymes are wack
almost as much as you are fat
so imma burn these fuckers like a fatass stack
of weed, its only natural im in the lead,
so please
spare me, the(e), reason to need,
be this so fucking mean, see,
you turning green with en-vy and he,
you, and them can go jump in a pool
cuz i got no reason to do what i do
schoolin loser fools who aint half as cool
as me, maybe try smoking some weed
but i guess that it aint their fault,
being the end result of a liason
in the bathroom of a walmart
you who entered the world on a smelly fart
hark
you know whats up
another rhyme boarded up like noahs ark[/QUOTE]
[B][I]A really bad rap verse, written by yours truly[/I][/B]
So you say my rap is wack, well damn! I'll put you on the motherfucking attack.
All these little pretties with their big ass racks, this shit is fact.
My name is little Dub, I roll up to the fuckin' club. "But you're only fifteen!" Girl, I'm pristine.
I got that squeaky cleaned, shits super!
Supposedly white crackas are clean and black niggas are mean, shit I'm so damn lean.
Tik tok on the clock, whattup, I gotta big cock! Haha, pop culture reference! It's no damn difference because I always got the clearance.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG]
this is bad guys
we should stop guys
embarrasing, guys
am leave now, guys
byes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PHl6BpV.png[/IMG]
ur just mad u cant rap ;)
heh
u cant either
oh please
ur
uh
so mean :(
[editline]26th August 2014[/editline]
FIN
Girl, I'm pristine. Supposedly white crackas are clean and black niggas are mean, shit I'm so damn lean.
[QUOTE=Dub!;45806934][B][I]A really bad rap verse, written by yours truly[/I][/B]
So you say my rap is wack, well damn! I'll put you on the motherfucking attack.
All these little pretties with their big ass racks, this shit is fact.
My name is little Dub, I roll up to the fuckin' club. "But you're only fifteen!" Girl, I'm pristine.
I got that squeaky cleaned, shits super!
Supposedly white crackas are clean and black niggas are mean, shit I'm so damn lean.
Tik tok on the clock, whattup, I gotta big cock! Haha, pop culture reference! It's no damn difference because I always got the clearance.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zBZtsSH.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
none of this makes sense also u are probably white and used a slur lol gg
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45807010]what the fuck did i just walk into[/QUOTE]
I dunno. I'm just gonna go play some Team Fortress because Wingz is a huge nerd loser. :v:
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45807005]used a slur lol gg[/QUOTE]
REKT
OHSNAP
CALLTHEPOLIECE
GAMEOVER
GO HOME
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45807005]none of this makes sense also u are probably white and used a slur lol gg[/QUOTE]
"you're white so you can't say nigga"
please
do we have to put you two in time out?
srry dad
Yos whimeys blimeys u got nothing in da blingboys ya bloody schlongs
[QUOTE=.Lain;45804897]seth mcfarlane has never produced anything funny in his entire comedic career[/QUOTE]
American Dad is pretty good, but Family Guy gets all of the attention. Although I do prefer newer Family Guy over old Family Guy, it still pales in comparison to American Dad.
Yea American Dad is actually good and I give credit entirely to the two other writers that work on it along with McFarlane cos McFarlane usually does all the writing but the one time he collabs it's the one that isn't just cutaways and racism and shitty people like it is actually funny and has proper characters and ok satire and the fact that he is only co-writer is 100% relevant to that
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45807190]Yea American Dad is actually good and I give credit entirely to the two other writers that work on it along with McFarlane[/QUOTE]
i figured it was something like this but now i know for sure
[QUOTE]Creative direction of American Dad! has largely been guided by Barker (up until [including] production of season 10) and Weitzman as opposed to MacFarlane. This is believed to have resulted in a series that is distinguishable from its counterparts.[6] Unlike its sister shows, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, American Dad! is not filled with intentional humor, such as through the use of repeated cutaway gags and other blatant joke-telling deliveries;[2] rather its humor is subtler, focusing on the nuttiness and oddities of its characters and their circumstances. As opposed to joke references to every pop cultural target possible—a staple of MacFarlane's Family Guy material—Barker and Weitzman have structured American Dad! so as to center on a bizarre concept in combination with an everyday-life human story that grounds it[/QUOTE]
this is from wikipedia and it's genuinely phrased like a dig to McFarlane I love it
If I wear a remote controlled vibrating butt plug when going to board a plane, what will happen when I go through security? Do they care, or do I have to take it out or something?
have fun
[QUOTE=MCCCXXXIII;45807280]If I wear a remote controlled vibrating butt plug when going to board a plane, what will happen when I go through security? Do they care, or do I have to take it out or something?[/QUOTE]
Make sure that you don't end up like the fellow who recently snuffed it because his butt plug got stuck in him, he was too embarrassed to mention it, and over a long painful period of time, he snuffed it.
[QUOTE=MCCCXXXIII;45807280]If I wear a remote controlled vibrating butt plug when going to board a plane, what will happen when I go through security? Do they care, or do I have to take it out or something?[/QUOTE]
If you go through the metal detectors/X-Ray machine thing, it'll be detected. Have fun getting it yanked out be the TSA.
I give my 4,000th post a strong 10
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