What are you thinking? v. Bree-heated Pizza Rolls - General

Aw fuck, I already have my game crashing on me what the fuck did I forget this time

I love playing Mortal Kombat II but it pisses me off how blatantly the AI cheats.

[QUOTE=Lu-Cuss;45956527]urbanmonkey's avatar is dancing to the beat of the song I'm listening to.[/QUOTE] ayeeee what song [editline]11th September 2014[/editline] i've been debating on changing my avatar do i do it yes or no

[QUOTE=Kurahk;45956757]Aw fuck, I already have my game crashing on me what the fuck did I forget this time[/QUOTE] Figured out I needed to install the Unofficial Skyrim Patches something needed them to work

Poor dog, he has to get surgery on his scrotum..that can't be fun for him...

I work as a tutor at my university but since the semester is still new, no one has come yet. I've been sitting her for 4 hours bored out of my mind watching YouTube videos and browsing FP. At least I'm getting paid :v:

[QUOTE=Winner;45957068]why am i explaining myself to a user whose avatar is a bunch of mlp ponies carrying guns[/QUOTE] I [I]fucking hate[/I] SH

ad hominem voted best argument 2014

[QUOTE=Crash155;45957095]I [I]fucking hate[/I] SH[/QUOTE] He rite tho [editline]12th September 2014[/editline] And I read the thread hes right on both accounts [editline]12th September 2014[/editline] Winners a good poster dont lump him in w sh he was giving as coherent an argument as you were lol

FP really needs to have it so posts from people on your ignore list don't even show up

U just shade me son?

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45957204]U just shade me son?[/QUOTE] what the fuck are you even saying?

Chill bronie friendzonie :~)))

[QUOTE=Crash155;45956586]Me and my friend found a pair of panties in the theatre at school today[/QUOTE] Two kids had fricked in the theater rafters back at my high school. Step it up.

Today is my 1 year anniversary to my first time getting a blowjob I purposefully got my first blowjob on 9/11 haha

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45957297]Two kids had fricked in the theater rafters back at my high school. Step it up.[/QUOTE] A girl in my school gave herpes to 3 people within a week all in the school theatre I prolly win

I once saw someone put two chocolate chip cookies inside of his hamburger. I hope there was at least no ketchup involved.

[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957299]Today is my 1 year anniversary to my first time getting a blowjob I purposefully got my first blowjob on 9/11 haha[/QUOTE] U nuttin is both a symbol of and a tribute to those who lost their lives its a beautiful thing

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45957315]U nuttin is both a symbol of and a tribute to those who lost their lives its a beautiful thing[/QUOTE] The main joke was "Two towers will fall, one will rise." We had a shit ton but I can't remember them all right now.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45957297]Two kids had fricked in the theater rafters back at my high school. Step it up.[/QUOTE] My dad had all the keys to the school, cause he was the one who worked the stage lights and shit. Guess what he did? He crawled into the rafters above the ceiling tiles in the auditorium and drank so much beer up there. I think he said the bottles are still there too.

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;45957315]U nuttin is both a symbol of and a tribute to those who lost their lives its a beautiful thing[/QUOTE] Dude I was pissed to find out I can't cum from blows, my first blow was 2 hours long no fuckin joke and I couldn't nut without finishing off with my hand

[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;45955852]Oh, and non-horror-genre atmosphere, the incredible quality that time forgot [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr2_gH5ixQg[/media] This intro and its combination of music, tension and chaos, as well as Battlezone's menu music are something I've never forgotten, they sent chills down my spine 10 years ago. Didn't get any [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oewk8TX6KSs]worse in the second game.[/url] Then there was [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHAPSs5XrSQ]Freelancer's[/url], which was genuinely interesting and provoking. And here's the one from [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_IB8ZLcFc]Starlancer.[/url] I don't like these games just for the atmosphere - its just not a coincidence they all have extremely good atmosphere.[/QUOTE]Battlezone was fucking amazing, even though I was absolute shit at it. I could never figure out how to use the Thumper, and I could never get past the second Mars mission because I kept getting rushed by CCA Bombers when I was still setting up. The lore and backstory was rather entertaining, though.

I want a blowjob. :(

[QUOTE=Robman8908;45957452]I want a blowjob. :([/QUOTE] I gurantee I am just as socially awkward and unable to talk to girls as you are. I use to think I would never get one in my life but eventually the right girl just falls into your life. Trust me you will get one dude

[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957490]I gurantee I am just as socially awkward and unable to talk to girls as you are. I use to think I would never get one in my life but eventually the right girl just falls into your life. Trust me you will get one dude[/QUOTE] Lol. I've had plenty of blowjobs, I just want one now.

we r the goon squad and we're coming to town [editline]11th September 2014[/editline] beep beep

[QUOTE=Robman8908;45957532]Lol. I've had plenty of blowjobs, I just want one now.[/QUOTE] Dog me too it's been the longest fuckin time for me, I want my tower to rise We could suck each others dicks

[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957562]Dog me too it's been the longest fuckin time for me, I want my tower to rise We could suck each others dicks[/QUOTE] Lol. [sp]we could[/sp]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45957580]And now we're bro jobbing?[/QUOTE] I'll lend you my girl for a night psych, you can eat food out my pantry though fuck pageking

[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957589] fuck pageking[/QUOTE] Well I didn't vote for [I]you[/I].