What are you thinking? v. Bree-heated Pizza Rolls - General

That one girl I asked to Homecoming who drew me as a cat? After going with her to a professional Improv thing on Friday, we spent 1-6 AM just opening up to each other on Skype, until I passed out and all that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's the one.

I had to turn on the space heater. For some reason it's pretty cold this weekend.

There was a baby spider in the shower This can only mean one thing

[QUOTE=Saturn V;45970071]There was a baby spider in the shower This can only mean one thing[/QUOTE] The pregnant mother spider crawled up your nose and laid eggs in a neat little sac around your mucous membranes. Have you noticed less air coming up one of your nostrils?

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45969912]You just made me want to make that really badly[/QUOTE] bacon, chicken, sweetcorn pizza with a crispy base aaaaaaa. i want more

[QUOTE=Minelayer;45970207]The pregnant mother spider crawled up your nose and laid eggs in a neat little sac around your mucous membranes. Have you noticed less air coming up one of your nostrils?[/QUOTE] I thought it was a flu

what the fuck is it with japan and the word "lewd"

what

[QUOTE=Crash155;45970401]what the fuck is it with japan and the word "lewd"[/QUOTE] Do you want us to post all the silly shit doujins say? Seriously, the word "lewd" should be the worst of your problems.

[QUOTE=Crash155;45970401]what the fuck is it with japan and the word "lewd"[/QUOTE] What is it with Japan overall

ToME is awesome

There's a folder on my computer called "ALL WHO OPEN THEE SHALL PARISH" So I opened it. All that was inside was a 20000x15000 pictyure of Bolbi from Jimmy Neutron [url=http://i.imgur.com/rS6BZrq.jpg]Warning huge[/url] When the fuck did I get this

these are pretty good Edit: are there normal white cheddar cheeto puffs year round or is it just a flavor for October, if the latter, I will be sad [IMG]http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/achee-1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45969525]Update: that cheap wine was really really good[/QUOTE] TBH I really hate when people assume that just because a wine is cheap that it'll be shit, wine is the only alcoholic product where I'll intentionally look for less expensive stuff because 6/10 the more expensive wine will be v average or at worst absolute garbage. People like to kid themselves when they buy that expensive stuff because are you really gonna say it's shit when you payed over £10 for it?

[QUOTE=Pokeman493;45970902]these are pretty good Edit: are there normal white cheddar cheeto puffs year round or is it just a flavor for October, if the latter, I will be sad [IMG]http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/achee-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Now your mouth can get spooked.

[URL="http://i.imgur.com/xvwmprR.jpg"]I need to shave[/URL], barely had the time to do so the past weeks

[QUOTE=Crash155;45970401]what the fuck is it with japan and the word "lewd"[/QUOTE] i don't think japan ever uses that word considering its english

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45971094][URL="http://i.imgur.com/xvwmprR.jpg"]I need to shave[/URL], barely had the time to do so the past weeks[/QUOTE] It's worse with fast growing black hair. I won't be able to grow a full beard for another year or two. I'd look hot as hell with one.

[QUOTE=Pokeman493;45970902]these are pretty good Edit: are there normal white cheddar cheeto puffs year round or is it just a flavor for October, if the latter, I will be sad [IMG]http://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/achee-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] our usernames....... brother...!!

[QUOTE=kimr120;45971114]I'd look hot as hell with one.[/QUOTE] This is what they all think, until they realize it's just overgrown pubic hair on their faces. [editline]13th September 2014[/editline] Like, if you can't grow well just shave it all off when you spot some gon your face

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45971160]This is what they all think, until they realize it's just overgrown pubic hair on their faces. [editline]13th September 2014[/editline] Like, if you can't grow well just shave it all off when you spot some gon your face[/QUOTE] Well my chances are good. My father got a nice one but he just looks old, well he's 53 so no shit. And my bigbrother can now grow a proper one.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45971177]Why do I think people on FP are really hot :v: [editline]14th September 2014[/editline] I'm sorry lime but you are hot let's be lewd already[/QUOTE] Kiwi I'm starting to think you're a hopeless romantic

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;45971296]Kiwi I'm starting to think you're a hopeless romantic[/QUOTE] He need some ass.

I'm hot

yukypage

I would like to think my beard is pretty good, and I've gotten compliments on it

My beard isn't good, I'm just too fucking lazy to shave it all the time and don't give no fucks bout it yo.

[QUOTE=Skyward;45971554]My beard isn't good, I'm just too fucking lazy to shave it all the time and don't give no fucks bout it yo.[/QUOTE] Holy Shit [editline]13th September 2014[/editline] Holy Fuck [editline]13th September 2014[/editline] Wow

I wasn't actually being serious, I was trying to make a joke because it's the go-to excuse for shit beards. My beard is nice and I take good care of it :c

Full beards are terrible. A variation of a goatee is all I'd consider growing.