What are you thinking? v. Bree-heated Pizza Rolls

[hipsterhendrix]

woke up and I have a seriously dry mouth but theres nothing to drink. fuck sake
gotta pop to the shopss

[Ninny]

You don't have water?

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;46030103]You don't have water?[/QUOTE]

no clean glasses :v:

and I need to take a trip to the shop to pick up cat food anyways, knock 2 birds with 1 stone

[cat ass]

Do you have soap...

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;46028777]Coming up with an idea for an alternate reality that split from our timeline 100 years ago.

(thumbed)

[t]http://i.imgur.com/1knMTp7.png[/t]

Major differences:

1) WW1 ends as a compromise between the entente and central powers
2) Communism never rises
3) WW2 never happens
4) Colonialism ends slower and differently[/QUOTE]

i would be okay with that

[Pretty Obscure]

It's 6:30 AM so I should probably go to sleep.

[editline]boobs[/editline]

[QUOTE=Snapple]"President William McKinley had a pet parrot that he named 'Washington Post.'"[/QUOTE]

[hipsterhendrix]

my cat is currently eating a rich tea biscuit hahahah

[Saturn V]

Holy shit there's a huge ball spider in my shower room and it's made a huge web nest and killed 3+ flies

It's out of the way so it's okay

Still fucking scary

[vlad]

I wish there were more spiders in my house. so many flies, I'd rather have spiders than flies

[CQRPSE]

i hate cats u cant pet without having them literralyy smashign their face into yours nonstop and constantly lick u its gross bad animal

[Lord of Boxes]

Ive been playing the smash demo, and holy shit it's fun

[ardosos]

I just thought of something.

Like, technology is at the level where they can make an actually good superman game.

Like, just make it prototype but with true flying and laser eyes you're already pretty much there.

Superman 64: 2, make it happen(?)

[VikeeVeekie]

Pretty sure I'm risking my health here
[T]http://i.imgur.com/kV8yJHn.jpg[/T]
Here is half the pan shoved (250 gram of spaghetti), onto a plate, and I used the same measurements as my mom does when cooking for a whole household, but now I only had to cook for two.

[HookerVomit]

I've got loads of daddy longlegs in my house but one cat keeps eating them and the other cat eats the lizards

[editline]20th September 2014[/editline]

oh my god.. this is the first time I've ever received this africa scam email :v:

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[hipsterhendrix]

I think im going on a date tomorrow

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46032665]you...

you...

grown man![/QUOTE]

I know its scary shit right

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=cr2142;46032627]I think im going on a date tomorrow[/QUOTE]

Is she cute?

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=kimr120;46032746]Is she cute?[/QUOTE]

Yeah she is pretty attractive.
More interested in her interests to be honest, she likes drawing and is a musican too. So thats pretttyyy cool

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=cr2142;46032757]Yeah she is pretty attractive.
More interested in her interests to be honest, she likes drawing and is a musican too. So thats pretttyyy cool[/QUOTE]
Hope it goes well for you!

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;46032767]Hope it goes well for you![/QUOTE]

Thanks mate!

[GeeOhDee]

My relative was flipping out because she found out I sometimes eat hemp seeds, saying "THAT IS DRUGS YOU ARE EATING!!!"

How funny. And yet these kind of people do not even know what drugs are, or that all food is drugs. Food is a "substance which has a physiological effect when ingested", which is the definition of a drug.

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;46032793]My relative was flipping out because she found out I sometimes eat hemp seeds, saying "THAT IS DRUGS YOU ARE EATING!!!"

How funny. And yet these kind of people do not even know what drugs are, or that all food is drugs. Food is a "substance which has a physiological effect when ingested", which is the definition of a drug.[/QUOTE]

I have always considered myself VERY lucky that my parants are very libaral about me and what I do, I smoke weed occasionally, and sometimes smoke tobacco whenever I feel like it. Im not someone though that would smoke it openly outside though.

I guess you could say im a social smoker I suppose

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;46032793]My relative was flipping out because she found out I sometimes eat hemp seeds, saying "THAT IS DRUGS YOU ARE EATING!!!"

How funny. And yet these kind of people do not even know what drugs are, or that all food is drugs. Food is a "substance which has a physiological effect when ingested", which is the definition of a drug.[/QUOTE]

But hemp seeds dont even fall under the category of drugs. God, ignorance makes people do strange things.

[Pretty Obscure]

I like how Comcast accidentally made a Pootie Tang commercial and they don't even know it.

[video=youtube;gCah7IeFMdU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCah7IeFMdU[/video]

[WishesForFishes]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUUVfPy0UgI[/media]

[Ricaaado]

Conner OMalley is my soulmate

[url]https://vine.co/v/h6Kna1hbUj5[/url]

[url]https://vine.co/v/hxjujiBDEr5[/url]

[red_pharoah]

I go out all day and come back to find my graphics tablet broken, someone dropped it while I was away and somehow the entire micro usb plug got pulled out (looks reversible, but I can't open the tablet without breaking it)

[editline]20th September 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;46031619]Pretty sure I'm risking my health here
[T]http://i.imgur.com/kV8yJHn.jpg[/T]
Here is half the pan shoved (250 gram of spaghetti), onto a plate, and I used the same measurements as my mom does when cooking for a whole household, but now I only had to cook for two.[/QUOTE]

I don't see the problem, this is the average plate in our household (I know this is bad :v:, but trying to argue about it results in a "What do you know?" by my stepmother)

[Alrækinn]

I greatly dislike being dragged to sporting events that I have little to no interesting in
spoilers:[sp]that's nearly all of them[/sp]

[Zonesylvania]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1425708&p=46025607&viewfull=1#post46025607[/url]
No surprises there, but he was a funny guy for all that.

[Ninny]

The boondock saints was a very good movie.