[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46063001]Provide me a weapon that acts as a dildo and a giant sword all in one.[/QUOTE]
nsfw: [url]http://pici.se/pictures/ZXhCLCgmL.jpg[/url]
Ominous dream.
It involved me and a few friends enjoying some city life and it involves some irrelevant stuff that I can't recall aside from being able to drive and still in school as a field trip, this included my sister and her driving a dull lemony mucule car (that looked sweet as fuck for some reason). One of the friends stupidly breaks a small gas line causing firefighters to be called in and a sudden transition to being on a school bus headed to school. In school after complaining about forgetting my car and cell, I find a cut iPod and give a whack to start, which to my startling surprise, it turns on and apparently loads up a bootleg, Russian-cracked iOS software. Something weird happens that includes someone recalling naughty things happening in that building gas breaking and then the very unsettling part happens. News story talks about a murder that was solved because of video footage that a few reporters were doing, which at first didn't notice. The dream switches to that footage of a on scene reporter, who gets distracted by a loud beeping notice to be noticed coming from a tractor attempting to do a maneuver of sorts. As the camera pans away and the tractor gets going, you notice a dead leg being shifted about in plain view.
End of dream.
Unsorted: Dream included a bit of my dad, in a rather fitting way, jumping things with a truck and getting various items, that for some reason included oranges and some code-like modification of them
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM"]Do I want to know?[/URL] Yes, but I'm afraid.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46063001]Provide me a weapon that acts as a dildo and a giant sword all in one.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;46063003]nsfw: [url]http://pici.se/pictures/ZXhCLCgmL.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Get me an anvil and workshop and it shall be yours :v:
[editline] September 24 2014 [/editline]
Look, you guys provide me the means and the steel and i will make the Dragonslayer.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46063086]You mean Ass-slayer?[/QUOTE]
No no, not your Dildblade.
Dragonslayer.
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Uy4rnhf.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Because it's big but it's both older and far superior.
Was gonna say the dragonslayer but good luck getting like 200 tons of metal.
Looks very impractical if you ask me, larger sword =/= better sword
It's practical when you need to kill things like this.
[t]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080610151912/berserk/images/4/4f/Grunbeld_Transformed.jpg[/t]
Basically, Berserk is ridiculous.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;46063186]It's practical when you need to kill things like this.
[t]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080610151912/berserk/images/4/4f/Grunbeld_Transformed.jpg[/t]
Basically, Berserk is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget this guy
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xh6B8qc.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyz2XTMQ2O4[/media]
Did any of you have this as a kid? I know I did, and I really miss it :c
Apparently there were [URL="http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-24/earthquake-recorded-off-newcastle/5765084"]two earthquakes[/URL] ~24hours ago, just 20km from here.
I didn't feel either of them.
...wonder if they are related to the mine collapse in Cessnock a while back?
You know, my room looks so fucking disgusting.
[T]http://i.imgur.com/VD9RRGz.jpg[/T]
Pretty much all the furniture mismatches, only my ceiling fan and bed look okayish. And the walls are in three different colors.
I'm considering to clean the whole place out next summer, put down carpet, tear the wallpaper down and give it a dark look.
I should also get rid of the dresser, put the TV there and find a nice sofa.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;46063186]It's practical when you need to kill things like this.
[t]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080610151912/berserk/images/4/4f/Grunbeld_Transformed.jpg[/t]
Basically, Berserk is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
I meant impractical as in you wouldn't be able to swing it very well, if at all
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;46064039]You know, my room looks so fucking disgusting.
[T]http://i.imgur.com/VD9RRGz.jpg[/T]
Pretty much all the furniture mismatches, only my ceiling fan and bed look okayish. And the walls are in three different colors.
I'm considering to clean the whole place out next summer, put down carpet, tear the wallpaper down and give it a dark look.
I should also get rid of the dresser, put the TV there and find a nice sofa.[/QUOTE]
I really don't like that brown wall, dark colours make the room look smaller.
Last night I woke up at 2am with my mind buzzing for ideas for my paper for homework. Not wanting to lose it, I got up and fuckin typed it out.
For some reason people on steam keep calling me "sharky-kun", guess it's time to go back to that avatar
[QUOTE=Mr.95;46064275]For some reason people on steam keep calling me "sharky-kun", guess it's time to go back to that avatar[/QUOTE]
it is not time it is never time
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[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46064282]it is not time it is never time[/QUOTE]
you cant stop me
My dog just stole a chocolate and ate it, foil wrapper and all.
I was playing some more Gauntlet and using Questor, he's pretty smooth. But it almost felt too easy, I ran through the first two stages and wasn't even damaged once. Not to mention my completion time was significantly faster.
my job makes me want to kill myself
what is your job
i work at ups.
[editline]24th September 2014[/editline]
management is fucked. im surprised shootings dont happen more often.
[editline]24th September 2014[/editline]
applied to the college for creative studies in detroit. i hope i get in
Really? I have a few friends at CCS, they love it. It's about a mile away from me, let me know if you're ever in town.
[editline]24th September 2014[/editline]
Does anyone play Insurgency? It looks p cool, I wanna buy it but idk if anyone actually plays it or not.
fatfatfatty has made literally zero good posts
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wow that is a terrible shirt.
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