all of this because i was questioning why he wasn't [b]boning[/b] those two chicks
laughing out loud im funy
[video=youtube;IKTtUpDfj4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKTtUpDfj4Q[/video]
best vid on the net
So, I was playing the Smash bros 4, and it was all going normally, until I paused. I noticed that both Link and the Villiager were sniffing eachother's assholes.
wut.
It was made all the better by the fact that link was wearing purple.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46101622]all of this because i was questioning why he wasn't [b]boning[/b] those two chicks
laughing out loud im funy[/QUOTE]
[img]http://favecrafts.com/master_images/Halloween-Crafts/easy-skeletonsweater.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46101679][video=youtube;IKTtUpDfj4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKTtUpDfj4Q[/video]
best vid on the net[/QUOTE]
Koi are so hardcore to the point where they live 100 years
[QUOTE=40kplayer;46101565]Jesus Christ, a very obese woman is messaging me on Facebook. She's obsessed with 1D and keeps asking to hang out and finds me cute.[/QUOTE]
she likes 1D and she wants your 1D
you [B]o n e d i m e n s i o n[/B]
going to warm up some
[IMG]http://www.chefboyardee.com/images/products/skus/6414404322.jpg[/IMG]
and go to sleep (this stuff is the fucking shit)
[QUOTE=Pokeman493;46101773]going to warm up some
V and go to sleep (this stuff is the fucking shit)
[IMG]http://www.chefboyardee.com/images/products/skus/6414404322.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Those are the only meatballs I like. And god damn they are good ones.
swedish meatballs best meatballs
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;46099720]Whoever made the CD-i Emulator was a real dick. Limited time trial? Charging $35 for full access? Silently abandoning the project around 2008?
From what I hear MESS has better emulation anyway.[/QUOTE]
Why would you want to emulate a CD-i anyway.
I've had this huge headache the whole day today. It's so annoying. I think i may even throwup
[QUOTE=Richardroth;46101913]Why would you want to emulate a CD-i anyway.[/QUOTE]
Well it's the only way to experience the wonderful shit-tasticness of of the CD-i Zelda games without paying a few hundred bucks. :v:
Shut up, Wesley!
I was going to participate in a 5K race, didn't go because I overslept.
I'm seeing the pictures and now I feel like shit, fuck I missed an awesome experience, many friends went and they got cool stuff too and took pictures during the race.
I think that this should be a life lesson for me, that opportunities are missed for those who fall asleep, but it is so true it hurts.
I slept through baseball tryouts in high school, shit was devastating :(
the year 1300 was a leap year, Dante's Divine Comedy takes place in the year 1300 AND money from Florence became the first international currency.
1300 seems like a neat year.
[editline]28th September 2014[/editline]
oh and Amsterdam was declared a city.
Girlfriend is afraid of mirrors. Listening to 2spookymusic. I make up quick scene about your reflection slightly distorting, and now I have to sleep alone tonight.
Was kinda worth it...
[QUOTE=Daemon White;46102221]Girlfriend is afraid of mirrors. Listening to 2spookymusic. I make up quick scene about your reflection slightly distorting, and now I have to sleep alone tonight.
Was kinda worth it...[/QUOTE]
What happens when Mirrors by Justin Timberlake comes on the radio
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
[QUOTE=Daemon White;46102221]Girlfriend is afraid of mirrors. Listening to 2spookymusic. I make up quick scene about your reflection slightly distorting, and now I have to sleep alone tonight.
Was kinda worth it...[/QUOTE]
Do you hate your girlfriend?
[QUOTE=TAU!;46102278]Do you hate your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
No, of course not.
I felt like sleeping alone tonight, and she's still on her period. It worked out for me, and she still loves me :D
[editline]28th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;46102261]What happens when Mirrors by Justin Timberlake comes on the radio[/QUOTE]
Not sure. Probably something like "Ew, this song. Change it."
[QUOTE=Daemon White;46102292]No, of course not.
I felt like sleeping alone tonight, and she's still on her period. It worked out for me, and she still loves me :D[/QUOTE]
kinda a dick move
currently annotating William Faulkner's [I]The Sound and the Fury[/I]. Wish me luck.
[QUOTE=Boaraes;46102394]currently annotating William Faulkner's [I]The Sound and the Fury[/I]. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE]
[I]The Sound and the Furrys
[/I]
-picture's fucked up rip-
[QUOTE=The Soul;46102368]kinda a dick move[/QUOTE]
Well, to be fair, they started talking about a scene with spiders...
Having to do with a really big one, and if poked, explodes into a million more spiders that crawl over your skin.
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;46102485]For anyone that may give a shit here's a picture of my gf. :v:
[t]https://api.asm.skype.com/v1/objects/0-neu-d2-0c4c53dfbec844bdb13491d3419f61f6/views/imgo[/t][/QUOTE]
i don't see a picture
that's the joke right
[QUOTE=Daemon White;46102530]Having to do with a really big one, and if poked, explodes into a million more spiders that crawl over your skin.[/QUOTE]
What happens when you poke the smaller spiders?
[QUOTE=Adnap;46102582]What happens when you poke the smaller spiders?[/QUOTE]
It explodes into a million big spiders, like a clown car
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