[QUOTE=HookerVomit;46143143]fuck sake.. mikey is banned again??? i remember him never getting into trouble in the past :( what has happened to todays youth ;-;[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but if I'm correct the ban expires pretty soon.
guys i need to impress the ladies but have no idea
If you take off your clothes in front of them that shows that you aren't afraid to take risks and they'll like you.
I went to the bathroom earlier, and after I placed the roll of toilet paper back on the shelf above the tank, it fell right into the toilet bowl. It splashed up water, and by some strange chance, none of it got on me. Not a drop. I cleaned up the mess and was shocked, but I'm now down a whole roll of paper.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;46143786]guys i need to impress the ladies but have no idea[/QUOTE]
Play stairway to heaven.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;46143831]Play stairway to heaven.[/QUOTE]
With your teeth.
got 1400 points in fruit ninja arcade mode. i would like to thank my parents, my siblings, my aunts and uncles for supporting me so i could experience this momentous occasion
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;46143786]guys i need to impress the ladies but have no idea[/QUOTE]
Walk up to them and tell them how hardcore of a gamer you are, and how you absolutely hate filthy casuals.
Make sure you tip your fedora at least 3 times so that the neckbeard genie can grant a love wish for you, just in case things go sour
[t]http://puu.sh/bY7cV/9dcfc44448.jpg[/t]
my cat is rich as fuck
[QUOTE=HWECQI;46143892]Walk up to them and tell them how hardcore of a gamer you are, and how you absolutely hate filthy casuals.
Make sure you tip your fedora at least 3 times so that the neckbeard genie can grant a love wish for you, just in case things go sour[/QUOTE]
should i neg them
i read about negging on returnofkings.com
dammit facepunch has corrupted me. was scrolling thru facebook when i came across this pic
[t]https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10686969_642508662534514_3223495500539715380_n.jpg?oh=7bb7fbc3cccf7bae0ef8f406db4a7a9f&oe=54B856C0[/t]
and i looked at it for a minute or two trying to find the loss joke
[QUOTE=Crash155;46143914][t]http://puu.sh/bY7cV/9dcfc44448.jpg[/t]
my cat is rich as fuck[/QUOTE]
Not as rich as my friends cat
[img]http://dump.no/files/316e13fe30c9/Screen_Shot_2014-10-03_at_6.39.15_PM.png[/img]
The smell of the beef roast I have cooking is driving me crazy. First time in months that they were reasonably priced. Of course that could mean that there's something wrong with them, which I hope isn't the case.
Today on the local news channel they ran a story about a dude that was arrested for repeatedly stealing steaks from supermarkets.
"You've heard of packing heat, but what about packing [I]meat[/I]? An area man was arrested after he was caught packing meat in his pants." :v:
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;46144286]Today on the local news channel they ran a story about a dude that was arrested for repeatedly stealing steaks from supermarkets.
"You've heard of packing heat, but what about packing [I]meat[/I]? An area man was arrested after he was caught packing meat in his pants." :v:[/QUOTE]
i swear to god, news channels are like that unfunny uncle who makes the lamest jokes.
I had one of those weird things were I just remembered something out of the blue, in this case that old Eve Online machinama Clear Skies I liked back in the day
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dQKMVPWIMg[/media]
Apparently I had really bad ears for voice acting back then because the VA's in it are some of the worst I've ever heard in recent memory, only real noticeable exception being the protagonist, and particularly for the crew mate with the civilian model (thumbnail). Made it too painful to watch in the end
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGK8Ugae-zM[/media]
On the complete opposite hand, I got reminded of Mike Oldfield's Far Above the Clouds track and that made my day because the sound the bells make is sex to the ears
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46144039]dammit facepunch has corrupted me. was scrolling thru facebook when i came across this pic
[t]https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10686969_642508662534514_3223495500539715380_n.jpg?oh=7bb7fbc3cccf7bae0ef8f406db4a7a9f&oe=54B856C0[/t]
and i looked at it for a minute or two trying to find the loss joke[/QUOTE]
That isn't a loss image? Then what is it?
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46144039]dammit facepunch has corrupted me. was scrolling thru facebook when i came across this pic
[t]https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10686969_642508662534514_3223495500539715380_n.jpg?oh=7bb7fbc3cccf7bae0ef8f406db4a7a9f&oe=54B856C0[/t]
and i looked at it for a minute or two trying to find the loss joke[/QUOTE]
I saw a picture on tumblr that was just dots in the general location of the characters [I]and I instantly knew[/I] it was Loss.
[editline]3rd October 2014[/editline]
So I was going to play some Tomodachi Life, but I made the mistake of looking at my friends list.
Now I'm so fucking jealous of my friend because he just turned on his 3DS and went straight to playing Smash Bros.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46124051]Just found a white-tail on the toilet seat.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TAU!;46124076]A what?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46124168]Sneaky little fuckers that make you sick.[/QUOTE]
I thought you went to a public bathroom and sat on sperm.
I haven't been on FP for like two days.
It was terrible.
wasteland 2 has an ending for if you decide to detonate the nuclear warhead in the ranger citadel museum :v:
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("didn't use spoiler tags" - postal))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=CQRPSE;46145089]spoilery puke[/QUOTE]
The game is now officially ruined for me.
[QUOTE=CQRPSE;46145089]oops i didn't realize that was actually a spoiler[/QUOTE]
so is this game basically fallout from a different perspective
[QUOTE=Big Ben;46145131]so is this game basically fallout from a different perspective[/QUOTE]
Wasteland is basically Fallout's mother. Also, Wasteland 2 is played in an isometric view (like the original Fallout games.)
I wanna know what the hell Deep Silver is doing with the physical copies of WL2 they're supposed to be distributing.
hmm i kinda wanna get it
In playing Democracy 3 I realized I don't actually know how to cater to liberals.
[QUOTE=bdd458;46145206]In playing Democracy 3 I realized I don't actually know how to cater to liberals.[/QUOTE]
Tell them you'll disarm your country's nuclear armaments and bring peace on earth.
[QUOTE=TAU!;46145499]Tell them you'll disarm your country's nuclear armaments and bring peace on earth.[/QUOTE]
I don't have enough political capital!
I mean, I've gone hard on making fucking public health care in the US but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
The only people that like me are the old people!
Exterminate the old people, recycle their bodies into soylent green, market soylent green as food of the people. Only then will the world's youth respect you.
I was gonna save up for that Animal Crossing 3ds bundle thing that came out a long while back, but I figured I should maybe save up for the new 3ds instead.
Then I remember the New 3DS will have this available
[t]http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2014/09/gallery_heres_every_new_3ds_face_plate_for_you_to_gaze_longingly_at/attachment/8/original.jpg[/t]
My decision was made for me.
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