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What the fuck is your avatar hookervomit........
I met Ashens today. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/dc6f041f5009cc9d05906d3deb8c152b.png[/img] yeah
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46157610]I only giggle like a little girl if my balls get tickled, which my ex would take advantage of a lot. It was a weird relationship[/QUOTE] It happens to me no matter what though :(
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;46157645]It happens to me no matter what though :([/QUOTE] like this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI6KovUk[/media]
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;46157621]What the fuck is your avatar hookervomit........[/QUOTE] [url]https://38.media.tumblr.com/0f77d62319053d0a924fd1c955d72517/tumblr_nbb09ycDc61t09azso1_250.gif[/url]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;46157713][url]https://38.media.tumblr.com/0f77d62319053d0a924fd1c955d72517/tumblr_nbb09ycDc61t09azso1_250.gif[/url][/QUOTE] im hard
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46157710]like this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI6KovUk[/media][/QUOTE] It's much higher, like Homer Simpson says titmouse.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;46157713][url]https://38.media.tumblr.com/0f77d62319053d0a924fd1c955d72517/tumblr_nbb09ycDc61t09azso1_250.gif[/url][/QUOTE] thats really disturbing
hey guys so i got high for the first time last night
how was it? [editline]5th October 2014[/editline] speaking of getting high, i have this friend who is an exchange student from brazil who doesn't quite have a complete grasp on the english language just yet. the other day she came up to me asking if i had weed, and i laughed and said no but i could find some if she wants it. i asked her how much she wants and she said just one weed. i told her that's not really how it works, it comes sorta like leave crumbs (i had no idea how to explain it) and you smoke those. she said "okay, just one weed leaf then".
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46158301]how was it? [editline]5th October 2014[/editline] speaking of getting high, i have this friend who is an exchange student from brazil who doesn't quite have a complete grasp on the english language just yet. the other day she came up to me asking if i had weed, and i laughed and said no but i could find some if she wants it. i asked her how much she wants and she said just one weed. i told her that's not really how it works, it comes sorta like leave crumbs (i had no idea how to explain it) and you smoke those. she said "okay, just one weed leaf then".[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://38.media.tumblr.com/be08ee0ed611ff84f91a3c8adf2a1cc2/tumblr_mu3ja9YW4B1rsl308o1_500.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Garry #2;46158250]hey guys so i got high for the first time last night[/QUOTE] Thanks for the info, random user who I've never seen before.
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;46157632]I met Ashens today. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/dc6f041f5009cc9d05906d3deb8c152b.png[/img] yeah[/QUOTE] i want to meet ashens :(
it was pretty fun. i listened to for the love of god by steve vai over and over and played smash bros with some friends for the whole night [editline]5th October 2014[/editline] time didnt go slow like everyone says it does
That so far, Would I Lie To You is pretty amazing.
I've lost track on how many rusty nails I've stepped on today. Doesn't matter really, I can just take a look at my foot and count the wounds.
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10719378_10203625128843589_1497502467_n.jpg?oh=86025611061ed0c49fe2aea3d3b5de66&oe=54342E43&__gda__=1412698606_fb85dae230eb2d035fc59a28af6cf750[/img] amazing stuff
[QUOTE=Garry #2;46158422]it was pretty fun. i listened to for the love of god by steve vai over and over and played smash bros with some friends for the whole night [editline]5th October 2014[/editline] time didnt go slow like everyone says it does[/QUOTE] Time seems to go faster, I think. It's just that whatever you see can entertain you for a nearly indefinite amount of time.
The Woodstock wood show this year was alright. Nothing much there, but there was more stuff there than last year. Also I burned my tongue on my hot chocolate from Tim Hortons. Fucking hell they brew their shit at 500 kelvin I swear to god
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20058149/Random/GIF/1411822951552.gif[/img]
its like every bowie video on youtube suddenly has an argument in the comments between gotg nerds over who knew of bowie first
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;46157448]Just logged onto Tumblr for the first time in like two years and the first two things I saw was a massive post bashing a joke ad for a dude dropping his wife's purse and picking it back up in a shopping bag, one of them talking about seeing it "literally made her want to vomit blood". The other was this massive list of pictures listing all the different special snowflake sexualities you can choose from, like Polysexual (liking more than two genders, but not all of them like Pan Sexual), Demisexual and Grey-sexual, fuck if I know what that means, etc. Like what the fuck is the point. You're applying this stupidly specific label to yourself that you probably just made up on the spot when numerous others apply to you. Liking more than two genders but not all? Are you fucking kidding me? All you're doing is setting yourself up to be ridiculed and humiliated when you inevitably blow up at someone for not using the right pronouns. I'm not one to put people out or anything but there's literally people out there that think they're mythical creatures and planets. Fuck.[/QUOTE] I've had this discussion with a few friends afk a while back [img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10383959_10203173270785244_4222234232505861483_n.jpg?oh=7e7601bcd911173e18c5c7ae8f6bd84a&oe=54C74F58&__gda__=1421916597_14e5d460a18488bc188a4a7d0a9bd8cd[/img]
Making fun of people's identities is so fucking mean
hey wats up um....i removed the ball in your mouse. what are you doing to do about that?
[QUOTE=.Lain;46159517]hey wats up um....i removed the ball in your mouse. what are you doing to do about that?[/QUOTE] are you ok?
sweet...free mouse bal... [editline]5th October 2014[/editline] hot hot, awesome...
do you need medical attention sir?
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46157710]like this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI6KovUk[/media][/QUOTE] Omg he's so cute
What the fuck are those things that sit in the water along shorelines and at docks that look like these? I need to know the name and I have no fucking clue what they are. [IMG]http://images.zgallerie.com/is/image/ZGallerie/hero/aluminum-jacks-160327839.jpg[/IMG]
Caltrops designed for sea behemots..?
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