What are you thinking? v. Bree-heated Pizza Rolls - General

azure i told you to kill your brother and make arrows from his bones

i should really get into that whole archery thing

[QUOTE=Mr.95;46239061]I love how jedi academy lets you run around feeling like a badass with a double bladed lightsaber, then tosses one dude who uses one too at you and kills you in half a second because you secretly suck you get to watch your stupid head go flying, or any bodypart really the game is goofy as shit[/QUOTE]The final boss is the absolute worst offender of this, especially with a sabrestaff. The only way I've actually beaten it was to get lucky and hope the final boss takes mortal damage from my lightsaber brushing up against it when swinging randomly. Also the best way to deal with dark jedi is to kick them off cliffs and listen for the splat.

That Virgin Airlines ad I think will give me many nightmares. Planes just got 100x spookier.

Snow raccoons are the best kind of raccoon [img]http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/62/6240/UKY3100Z/posters/james-hager-raccoon-procyon-lotor-in-the-snow-in-captivity-near-bozeman-montana-usa.jpg[/img] It looks deepy upset

Are any of the older [url=http://store.steampowered.com/sale/tomb_raider_midweek_madness]Tomb Raider[/url] games good? I don't know why there isn't a thread for these in the News node.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nnRuaAQ.png[/img] seriously?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46244596]Uhhh oh god why the fuck are we discussing the whole porn thread thing again just fucking do it already and stop asking for a census about it when you know it's gonna be a shit hole.[/QUOTE] We wouldn't be dealing with any of this if Garry hadn't stepped in at the last second and invalidated everyone's choices by saying "let them keep the porn threads as long as they don't post illegal stuff" the first time we did it.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;46244851][img]http://i.imgur.com/nnRuaAQ.png[/img] seriously?[/QUOTE] The little poster that couldn't

I wish my Alien vs Predator 2000 gamekey would come in from GOG. Oh and as a reminder, PAYDAY (first) is free for life on the 18th on Steam.

What an immense and tremendous waste of time! I spent the better part of an hour lugging a TV downstairs, scrambling around looking for VGA and HDMI cables, before trying various combinations of cable set ups before I realized that I couldn't use that TV as a third monitor without a HDMI adapter. I had this working before, how I don't know.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;46244851][img]http://i.imgur.com/nnRuaAQ.png[/img] seriously?[/QUOTE] [img]http://5crat.ch/a/f1nx[/img] :v:

I voted and left the thread, cause even without reading past the OP I know it's a total shitstorm of terrible arguments

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;46244851][img]http://i.imgur.com/nnRuaAQ.png[/img] seriously?[/QUOTE] Somehow i knew that had to be Dub.

-snip, not starting it here-

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;46244851][img]http://i.imgur.com/nnRuaAQ.png[/img] seriously?[/QUOTE] Good to see that postal is keeping Satan down in hell

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;46245676]Good to see that postal is keeping Satan down in hell[/QUOTE] Postal is the hero Facepunch needs.

Most of the "dogfuckers" are people who keep to themselves and try not to shove their fetish in everyone's face.

In all honesty I avoid those threads like the plague. Not only is it NSFW, but there's always the possibility of finding some really raunchy fetish stuff in there.

[QUOTE=Kurahk;46245791]In all honesty I avoid those threads like the plague. Not only is it NSFW, but there's always the possibility of finding some really raunchy fetish stuff in there.[/QUOTE] "I avoid those threads just in case i see something i like" :v:

Imo, FP isn't the place for porn.

Can we not move that discussion here?

You're right. My bad.

Probably a good idea, I'll snip it.

wayt is for talking about your noggin not your knocker

Say what you want about Yu-Gi-Oh, but it has some kickin rad theme songs, 5D's in particular.

But what if you have your knocker on your noggin? What if I'm thinking about tits?

[QUOTE=Daemon White;46246086]But what if you have your knocker on your noggin? What if I'm thinking about tits?[/QUOTE] You should see a doctor immediately if there is a penis forming inside your brain.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46246168]You should see a doctor immediately if there is a penis forming inside your brain.[/QUOTE] Taking Freudian slips to a whole new level instead of having penis on the brain, your brain IS a penis

I said on, not in. Speaking of which, this is now stuck in my head. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJgGm36icTU[/media] Feel free to not listen to it.