something smells like fish and chips and i really [i]really[/i] hope it isn't my balls
cause like if my laptop has fried my balls that is week ruined for me
n salsaritas is shit
tbh i cant even eat salsritas anymore, in winter quarter freshman year i had clas utnil 6 monday-thrudasy in gos so i'd jsut have salsaritas bc it was right next door
senior
Sorry my major isn't so shitty that i need a year of working experience before I can graduate
whats even goin on
:c
go gently caress eachother's penises already jeeze
You don't want to know
some gay college stuff it seems like
I can't wait to be a gay college fag.
I wish to become a gay college fag. What are the step I should take?
step 1: apply to college
step 2: ingest at least 2 weiners a day for two weeks
step 3: get accepted into college. if you are denied, return to step 1
step 4: ingest more weiners, can never have enough
This is like one of my Japanese Animes.
Why is it when people have some sort of accident, like drop their dinner, they want to destroy the whole planet in rage? Because I dropped my dinner and now want to destroy the planet in rage.
it is a wasted dinner
you will never know what your life would have been like if you had eaten that specific dinner
you feel bad for yourself and also for the dinner
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in an alternate universe there is probably a you who has eaten that dinner
that dinner could've got eaten like it was s'pose to but noooooooooooo
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i am the ghost of dinners dropped
[QUOTE=matt000024;46452208]Ugh I want to sleep, but I also don't want to. Why hasn't humanity invented a way to not sleep yet?[/QUOTE]
It's called inordinate amounts of caffeine.
My Uncle Mark just sent me tons of fly fishing gear, holy fuck what. It's all high quality stuff as well, like yak hairs for making the proper ties on feathers for your fly hooks and stuff. Christ almighty this is some nice stuff.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;46456657]My Uncle Mark just sent me tons of fly fishing gear, holy fuck what.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch Fishing Trip: Electric Boogalo
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;46456669]Facepunch Fishing Trip: Electric Boogalo[/QUOTE]
I tried asking Strider and Robot Jesus to go fishing along the Missouri River with me some time, but I seem to be the most enthusiastic fisherman on FP... :v:
I'd imagine it would become hell trying to fish with a shit-ton of people at once unless we all can magic our lines to not tangle into each other. Unless it becomes more of a boat party than a fishing party.
Sounds like some hardcore butt touching is about to go down.
fuk that im nto goin all the way to the dorms
Just realised that if a woman has a double barrelled first name that's an instant deal breaker for me.
Can I get in on this hardcore butthole party?
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;46457268]Just realised that if a woman has a double barrelled first name that's an instant deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]
what do you mean by double barreled first name?
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[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46457283]yep i'll supply you with some lube and your own toy just name your size and we'll go from there[/QUOTE]
you call me lewd but jeeze youre just as lewd as I am
what is even going on
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;46457268]Just realised that if a woman has a double barrelled first name that's an instant deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]
I dunno what double barreled means in that context but it sounds like you don't want to date shotguns disguised as women which is a good policy imo
Quick, What's the bbcode to change font size in posts?
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[size] tags aren't working
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46457283]yep i'll supply you with some lube and your own toy just name your size and we'll go from there[/QUOTE]
50 Gallon drum of lube and an Unflared Chance from Bad Dragon, biggest size you can get.
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