[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46582279]boy if anyone remembers I ordered Deadly Premonition the other day and it arrived today, put maybe 3 hours in so far ([sp]just entered the Lumbermill[/sp]) and it's literally fucking Twin Peaks the video game like I expected allusions and stylistic influence but it's almost a carbon copy and I say that in such a positive way lmao i love it[/QUOTE]
Glad you're enjoying it, it's such a charming game
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46582309]damn do u have a link to the vid cos I knew it sounded fishy as fuck[/QUOTE]
evidently the dispatcher was told that it was probably a toy gun but that information was never relayed to the officers. pure professionalism.
[url]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/11/cleveland_police_officer_shot_1.html[/url]
[editline]26th November 2014[/editline]
time between the cops pulling up and the kid being shot? 1.1 seconds
[editline]26th November 2014[/editline]
one time i was riding with my grandma and we saw a couple of (black) kids like 7 or 8 years old playing in their yard and she says "this neighborhood is turning to shit"
TBH I don't really think rookie cops should be given guns.
Mounted police should be given polearms
Arguably no police officer should have guns but that's just the nature of the world.
[editline]26th November 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Adnap;46582476]Mounted police should be given polearms[/QUOTE]
I've only ever seen them at football games and just them standing is menacing enough.
I like to imagine that the Mounties up here ride moose into battle wielding hockey sticks
If everything goes as planned this guy will pay me the other $75 for the art.
fast threads more like arsed threads
[editline]27th November 2014[/editline]
in all seriousness though i was talking to an old greek man at a nursing home once and he said that back in the army they brainwashed him to get his cock out whenever he could smell furniture polish
police officers should be able to make do with swords and tasers, no need for those wimpy guns
There's been a bunch of mice living in our house lately. One just ran across my desk, and I got a good look at him.
I feel like shit, but I had to lay out one of the shock traps we have. Wish I didn't see him, it makes it a lot worse. He's just a tiny little harmless mouse...
[QUOTE=Skyward;46583547]There's been a bunch of mice living in our house lately. One just ran across my desk, and I got a good look at him.
I feel like shit, but I had to lay out one of the shock traps we have. Wish I didn't see him. He's just a tiny little mouse.[/QUOTE]
Destroy vermin. Feed them to your neighborhood stray cats.
I scared the shit out of myself just now.
I looked at the time and saw that it was 10:50 AM, meaning I had to be at work in 10 minutes.
I'm not ready at all for work, and it takes 40 minutes to get there.
Freaking out, thinking of what to tell boss.
Look behind me, out the window. It is dark. Why is it dark outside at 10:50 AM? Turn around and look at time: It is 10:54 PM
It is night, and I already went to work today, but I still somehow managed to believe that it was morning.
Grandpa got his Facebook compromised.
It's weird because he's pretty tech-savy most of the time.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;46583789]Grandpa got his Facebook compromised.
It's weird because he's pretty tech-savy most of the time.[/QUOTE]
Your grandfather is on here?
[QUOTE=Pigbear;46583367]police officers should be able to make do with swords and tasers, no need for those wimpy guns[/QUOTE]Just deck out all SWAT guys with full plate mail, no one will ever see it coming.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;46583367]police officers should be able to make do with swords and tasers, no need for those wimpy guns[/QUOTE]
Messer and claymore, best big swords
[QUOTE=Durrsly;46583789]Grandpa got his Facebook compromised.
It's weird because he's pretty tech-savy most of the time.[/QUOTE]
I will be honest, I did read that as facepunch
[QUOTE=Pigbear;46583367]police officers should be able to make do with swords and tasers, no need for those wimpy guns[/QUOTE]
They should be given revolvers. Colt Peacemakers to be exact.
what if people just stopped committing violent crimes
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46584267]what if people just stopped committing violent crimes[/QUOTE]
There's still the odd rabid animal attack to look forward to I guess. Not to mention the eventual robot uprising.
wat if we kileld all animals first??
[QUOTE=TAU!;46584152]Messer and claymore, best big swords[/QUOTE]
Lets just give them motherfucking Zweihanders while we're at it.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;46581134][img]http://33.media.tumblr.com/62f5ad3ec64b814dffdf173b18e124fb/tumblr_nfnyhy5NG61smlsr0o1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Odds on if the fellow took his inspiration from Kung Lao's hat in Mortal Kombat?
[QUOTE=For No Reason;46584367]Lets just give them motherfucking Zweihanders while we're at it.[/QUOTE]
Would [I]you[/i] fuck with a police force that just rode in and chopped a mother fucker down with a big ass sword? I sure as hell wouldn't.
[QUOTE=For No Reason;46584367]Lets just give them motherfucking Zweihanders while we're at it.[/QUOTE]
Teach them how to properly use them, too. It'd be a lot easier for a clumsy/asshole cop to mess up swinging a sword than shooting a gun.
[QUOTE=TAU!;46584522]Teach them how to properly use them, too. It'd be a lot easier for a clumsy/asshole cop to mess up swinging a sword than shooting a gun.[/QUOTE]
"Police Officer Convicted of slicing off 3 bystanders' heads with claymore"
I posted a (purposefully) bad joke in LMAO pics expecting it to be mostly passed over, get a couple dumbs and a pity funny or two but instead it rolled over to a new page so I think I'm just not going to go in there for a while. :suicide:
what have i started
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