[url=http://cinemassacre.com/2003/01/01/the-boy-who-could-telepathically-tell-if-butter-has-salt-in-it-or-not-2003/]Being able to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not[/url]
Reverse telepathy.
Everyone around you can hear your thoughts.
The ability to give one animal the ability to understand and speak English, but you lose the ability to understand or speak English, and the animal can only talk to you.
The ability to speak goldfish.
The power to make people find anything you say hilarious.
"Hey, do you have the time?"
"Pffffttttthahahahahaha"
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;40449199]The power to make people find anything you say hilarious.
"Hey, do you have the time?"
"Pffffttttthahahahahaha"[/QUOTE]
That would be the best power.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40449251]That would be the best power.[/QUOTE]
I have terminal cancer.
Hehehehe
I'm serious, I'm dieing man.
HehehahHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The ability to lick music.
The ability to touch sounds.
water breathing
but heres the catch
you can only be above water.
To see nude people with clothes on.
Superpower of really great luck, but everytime luck strikes, your friends and family face brutal consequences.
The ability to turn completely invisible, but only while hiding behind a curtain
The ability to make any animal grow their winter coat in summer or molt in the winter.
The power to be able to abort any stillborn child.
The power to make creationists louder.
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My 4000th post.
The ability to increase the length of one leg, but as you do this the other leg shortens so your net height remains unchanged.
This effect is irreversible.
The ability to speak with your asshole
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40453309]The ability to speak with your asshole[/QUOTE]
The ability to hear with your asshole.
The ability to make watermelon seeds taste worse to yourself.
the ability to convince people that the fox news good morning america people are idiots, useless because everybody already knows this
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Ah,this thread reminds me of the one I created a while back,only it's still going.
The ability to turn anything into soap.I dunno,it just popped into my head.
The power to animate Photographs into Tumblr-Like Gifs
Except everyone in the gif is given a Sombrero and a Ukelele
[QUOTE=NateDude;40461945]The power to animate Photographs into Tumblr-Like Gifs
Except everyone in the gif is given a Sombrero and a Ukelele[/QUOTE]
Absolutely best power ever
[QUOTE=twatbagg;40442150]To be able to speak with perfect spelling and punctuation.[/QUOTE]
But only in Zimbabwean.
- snip, this was a cool superpower -
Rocket arms. Like, you can point your arms at something, and they'll fly off and explode.
They don't grow back or anything. They just explode.
Shitting without having to wipe.
To convene meetings at any time.
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