• Post Useless Superpowers.
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[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40461047]The ability to hear with your asshole.[/QUOTE] Every fart would be deafening.
[QUOTE=roxter;40465970]Shitting without having to wipe.[/QUOTE] I can do that
Ability to breathe in the dark and see underwater.
The ability to see text in any language other than the one/ones you know
The ability to jump as high as the Empire State Building. Yeah, you can't jump.
The ability to enable/disable your ability to speak with an incantation.
The ability to see through glass
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;40471400]The ability to jump as high as the Empire State Building. Yeah, you can't jump.[/QUOTE] Or, the ability to only be able to jump as high as the Empire State Building. You can't jump any lower than that, and you'll die when you hit the ground. And if you try jumping while indoors, you'll either smash through the roof or hit it with enough speed to completely splatter you.
The ability to take an infinitely large shit But you can't pinch it
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40463446]But only in Zimbabwean.[/QUOTE] There's no such language as Zimbabwean, they speak english there.
An ability to make everyone around you have conversations that interests you the most. But if you try to join the conversation, they stare at you awkwardly and leave.
The ability to change any text in the world. Signs, billboards, subtitles etc. But the only editing you can do to the text is putting "butts" after each word.
The ability to teleport into any locked high security prison cell in the world. You can't teleport back
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;40492971]The ability to teleport into any locked high security prison cell in the world. You can't teleport back[/QUOTE] Take your worst enemy with you.
The ability to sense pocket-lint in your own pockets.
The ability to love.
[QUOTE=Yume;40499276]The ability to love.[/QUOTE] and not loved back in return.
The ability to morph into a small patch of grass.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;40492971]The ability to teleport into any locked high security prison cell in the world. You can't teleport back[/QUOTE] that would be a good escape plan; as long as you make sure all high security prisons know who you are so you can get out.
The ability to hover an inch off the ground.
Sabretooth-like claws, but only when your hand is curled up in a fist Also his healing factor but only when you're not hurt
The ability to fart in other people's dreams.
The ability to sneeze, yawn, burp and fart at the same time.
the ability to make this thread
The ability to ignore being tickled.
guys the only way this can be clever if the drawbacks arent super long and are the only thing making it useless
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[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40512054]The ability to sneeze, yawn, burp and fart at the same time.[/QUOTE] I actually did that once, quite painful.
The ability to post here
ability to glow in the dark, but only when exposed to fatal levels of radiation
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