the ability to see the future but you can only see the endings to tv programs and movies you watch.
The ability to post useless superpowers to this thread but only if they're useful and you put a "but only" clause at the end that completely nullifies them.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;40545111]The ability to post useless superpowers to this thread but only if they're useful and you put a "but only" clause at the end that completely nullifies them.[/QUOTE]
The ability to be invincible for 10 minutes, but only on the first tuesday after your first birthday.
Edit: Doesn't entirely nullify it, but it [I]does[/I] make it... useless.
The ability to see through walls [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]of glass.[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40545142]The ability to see through walls[/QUOTE]
The ability to see through walls, but not through paint or wallpaper.
[QUOTE=DrunkOtter;40545154]The ability to see through walls, but not through paint or wallpaper.[/QUOTE]
The ability to see through wallpaper. Only wallpaper.
The ability to see through computer screens.
The ability to make your junk as large as you want, but only during your refractory period.
The inability to live without a cockroach touching your skin, you can talk to them too. [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]They aren't very interesting.[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
The ability to make anyone under the age of 5 laugh.
the ability to act with the skill of nicholas cage
The ability to possess said ability
The ability to form your body into any letter of the alphabet.
The ability to rotate change in your pocket.
the ability to absorb someone else's sneeze.
ie someone sneezes and you use their snot to sneeze in reverse
The ability to make a small dog grumble by existing.
The ability to make hard shell tacos into soft shell tacos without any meat.
The ability to become the protag of any video game/movie/book universe that involves the them dying at the end of it.
The ability to transform into a baby when facing danger
Exploding testicle powers.
Ability to make someone think of flamingos
Super effective against villains who have a irrational fear of flamingos
The ability to make people smell dirt.
The ability to revert an eraser to it's original state.
The ability to turn used toilet paper into used napkins (with the same shit on them)
Wow, no one's said it... Wolverine's calws, without healing.
[QUOTE=SIRIUS;40636217]Wow, no one's said it... Wolverine's calws, without healing.[/QUOTE]
Just have them out all the time. Be a badass.
The ability to shoot yogurt from your fingertips once everyday, but only a teaspoon of it.
The ability to turn into brittle glass.
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