The ability to start a fantastic argument, but can't finish....
The ability to fly, but only when you're in a small room
The ability to see every speck of dust in a room.
The ability to make your anus hole expand and contract at will, but doing so alerts every rapist in the next 40 miles, you're name, location, phone number, and adress
you cant normally contract your anus at will?
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[QUOTE=Kisame;40707675]The ability to make your anus hole expand and contract at will, but doing so alerts every rapist in the next 40 miles, you're name, location, phone number, and adress[/QUOTE]
The ability to kill anything you want as long as it's something that's on your side
The ability to walk with my eggs. :goodjob:
the ability to post in any thread three years after it dies
The ability to read minds. We already have Facebook for that! :v:
To post That Cat as many times as you want and not get banned for it.
The ability to smell the taste of shit.
The ability to realize that you have the ability.
The inability to be physically harmed or changed in [B][I]any[/I][/B] way, not even the symptoms of aging, nor the lack of oxygen, nor the immense pressures of a black hole.
Ability to teleport 1mm away from your current location [sp]with 10 minute cooldown[/sp].
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;50795757]Ability to teleport 1mm away from your current location [sp]with 10 minute cooldown[/sp].[/QUOTE]
Could be used to dodge a bullet that would have caused bleeding on your skin.
The Soviet Union.
Scrotum parachute
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;50795757]Ability to teleport 1mm away from your current location [sp]with 10 minute cooldown[/sp].[/QUOTE]
[I]The Invincible Fetus[/I]
The ability to duplicate an object perfectly, at the cost of completely destroying the original.
I feel like having the ability to digest human shit without getting ill would be pretty useless
The ability to convert oxygen to co2
The ability to know, through telepathy, how many people have boners in a particular room. You don't know where this room is, and it will never change location.
The power to teleport to your current location
the ability to control your internal body temperature, but only in increments of 100 celsius
[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;50799955]The power to teleport to your current location[/QUOTE]
Not useless. If you are in handcuffs and the cops are dragging you fast enough could end up teleportation a few feet behind and run away.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;50801639]Not useless. If you are in handcuffs and the cops are dragging you fast enough could end up teleportation a few feet behind and run away.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you can get lag in real life like that.
The ability to float 1' above the ground
The ability to create a new identical universe, and shift your consciousness to your created universe at will.
Every event that plays out on one universe will play out exactly the same in every other created universe.
The ability to turn anything into a meme.
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50809039]The ability to turn anything into a meme.[/QUOTE]
That's useful for marketing though
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