The ability to change your name to Clark Kent at will
[QUOTE=Bbls;40707816]you cant normally contract your anus at will?
[editline]20th May 2013[/editline][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, first thing I see when I enter the thread. Fuck thats a long time ago
The power to pee chocolate milk.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;50813851]The power to pee chocolate milk.[/QUOTE]
This thread is for USELESS superpowers
The ability to ejaculate with the force of a thousand suns.
the ability to tell how many times an individual piece of currency has been exchanged
[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;50814035]The ability to ejaculate with the force of a thousand suns.[/QUOTE]
I would say this could be potentially useful as a weapon, but then I realized that said ejaculation would probably kill rhe user, along with a sizable chunk of the world's population
The ability to write useless abilities
Glow in dark sperm, only on Tuesdays
[QUOTE=KleinerHl;50822285]Glow in dark sperm, only on Tuesdays[/QUOTE]
Does it glow in the dark [I]only[/I] if ejaculated on a Tuesday, or does all sperm glow on Tuesdays regardless of the day it was ejaculated?
I can imagine having sex in a hotel and making all following guests really confused on Tuesdays
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