[QUOTE=xeo xeo;40391523]The power to secrete stagnant mayonaise out of every orifice in your body[/QUOTE]
does this include pores
The ability to smell doughnuts from a mile away. super fatass
Nobody?
sigh... lets get this over with:
USA
The ability to move at the speed of light, but only for the amount of time it would take light to move one millimetre
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;40391672]HINDSIGHT.
[video=youtube;cqkI691dxNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkI691dxNg[/video][/QUOTE]
Hey, if you had incredible hindsight, you wouldn't be able to prevent problems no, but you'd be able to solve those that do happen very very quickly as you'd know exactly what needs to be done to solve it with a little common sense, eg. engine breaks down, hindsight says that you should have replaced the fuel filter, so how to fix it, replace fuel filter, problem solved
[QUOTE=latin_geek;40392031]does this include pores[/QUOTE]
Yes, you are continuously covered in a film of old mayonnaise
Osmosis. The ability to walk through walls [I]veeeerrryyyy slooowly...[/I]
Ability to explode WITHOUT respawn
The ability to have your ass fall off to distract predators
The ability to grow hair on your fingernails
[QUOTE=MrDestroyer;40391516]The ability to lactate acid, but your nipples aren't acid proof.[/QUOTE]
Truly a double-edged sword.
The ability to turn invisible, but only when nobody's looking.
The ability to take in nutrients by rubbing food on your penis and the inability to do it in any other way.
ability to get in an ordinarily fatal car crash and only be severely mangled
The ability to run really fast, but only if you take a detour to your destination that makes you use equal or longer amount of time than if you ran/walked normally
The ability to, at any time, completely relax your anus.
The ability to freeze time completely for 25 seconds. It would affect you too
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;40390937]After my dad's brain surgery he found himself with a pretty useless superpower.
The ability to eat as much cold snacks as he can and not get a brain freeze.[/QUOTE]
I don't get brain freeze, I never have, am I a superhero?
The ability to accurately guess just how many jelly beans are in the jar and win a $10 Starbucks card.
A superpower which allows you to temporarily blind yourself whenever you want
[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;40393400]A superpower which allows you to temporarily blind yourself whenever you want[/QUOTE]
it's called shutting your eyes.
Feminism.
Ability to turn all the air into wood.
The ability turn other people invisible but only when they are trying to kill you
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;40393419]it's called shutting your eyes.[/QUOTE]
I figured it was implied that it would be done without shutting your eyes, but w/e
Ability to become a peanut.
[QUOTE=biodude94566;40393360]The ability to accurately guess just how many jelly beans are in the jar and win a $10 Starbucks card.[/QUOTE]
That's a pretty awesome power.
The ability to give people useless superpowers
The ability to drink beer and never get drunk
The ability to shape-shift.
But only when you don't want to.
The ability to see through cardboard.
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