[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;40412993]How is swimming in lava useless[/QUOTE]
He never said he was immune to Lava
The ability to predict the future but only while you are sleeping, and you forget when you wake up.
the ability to bend spoons when no one is looking
The ability to magically transform popcorn into candy corn.
Ability to change handedness
The ability to suicide but come back to life 2 seconds ago.
The ability to enjoy music slightly more than most people do.
The ability to skip ahead 8 hours, but only after taking a couple of sleeping pills.
The ability to correctly identify a llama in a school of fish.
The ability to make paint dry slower.
The ability to regurgitate glass
[QUOTE=twatbagg;40391470]The ability to levitate, but only whilst shitting.[/QUOTE]
This isn't useless, I'd be great for when you have to take a shit in a public/unclean toilet.
Well then again, that's like it's only use.
I guess if its a life or death situation you'd sacrifice your pants for levitation
Or maybe you could make a sort of iron man suit that has an ass attachment that vaporizes your shit as it comes out, giving the illusion that its steam from the fuel you're using coming out
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;40417271]I guess if its a life or death situation you'd sacrifice your pants for levitation
Or maybe you could make a sort of iron man suit that has an ass attachment that vaporizes your shit as it comes out, giving the illusion that its steam from the fuel you're using coming out[/QUOTE]
Or just be an assless chaps wearing supervillain, call yourself the mad shitter. Laxatives would be your friend at that point.
The ability to predict the future but only when wearing a tin foil hat and shouting.
instantly knowing the exact amount you're supposed to pay at the register...
...without taxes.
The ability to stop time but only with your eyes closed.
The ability of night vision. But you can only use it during daytime.
Well, there's still dark places during daytime :v:
The ability to make trash taste like delicious food and great food taste like garbage, but they still have the same nutritional values (aka trash will still make you sick), and you can't ever turn it off
Have the power to secrete temporary shaving foam an hour after you completely shave
The power to get loads upon loads of boxes on FP.
The ability to smell the future
The ability to make music sound out of tune, but only when you're the only one listening to it.
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;40417355]The ability to predict the future but only when wearing a tin foil hat and shouting.[/QUOTE]
Buy sound proof walls for a room in your house and nobody will know ?
the ability to die every night and come back to life fully rested 7-8 hours later
[QUOTE=Sableye;40421272]the ability to die every night and come back to life fully rested 7-8 hours later[/QUOTE]
And wake up in a coffin? No thanks.
*On topic*
The ability to fart fresh air.
total immunity to medicine
The ability to shoot with you're penis peanuts.
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