The ability to instantly describe anything in a nutshell, as long as it's a nut.
[QUOTE=Fridolin;40421775]The ability to shoot with you're penis peanuts.[/QUOTE]
The ability to shoot with you are penis peanuts?
Ups, i was brain bugged
i mean
The ability to shoot with my penis peanuts.
Unlimted Terminal Velocity.
The ability to accelerate to 1mph at light speed
The ability to locate dead batteries
I read that as
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;40422432]The ability to lactate dead batteries[/QUOTE]
The ability to know the answer to every question in life,but not being able to show the answer in any kind of form.
Sponge powers.
[QUOTE=Fridolin;40422183]Ups, i was brain bugged
i mean
The ability to shoot with my penis peanuts.[/QUOTE]
I still don't understand
You are aware of the location of every Tic-Tac in a 5-mile radius.
second hand tic tac salesman
The ability to taste color.
[QUOTE=Chaus;40424977]The ability to taste color.[/QUOTE]
Thats a thing: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia[/url]
The ability for one's ass to speak.
Having taste-buds in your asshole
The ability to take a copy of the Emancipation Proclamation and alter the words and pacing so that they match up with "X gonna give it to ya"
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40424421]Sponge powers.[/QUOTE]
Go to restaurant, stick hand in people's beers and absorb them, then when they go "wtf get your hand out of my drink" you just reply "what drink, your glass is empty" and watch their astonishment
Then dump out all that alcohol when you get to your house and invite friends over
"Shit tyrone you throw the best parties"
[QUOTE=Roxerg;40417415]instantly knowing the exact amount you're supposed to pay at the register...
...without taxes.[/QUOTE]
we don't have sales tax, you filthy plebeians
The ability to sound like an electrical pencil sharpener for a long period of time once every five years.
To have all joints in my body/skeleton replaced by ball-joints. Weeeee
[QUOTE=Ionicknight;40426895]To have all joints in my body/skeleton replaced by ball-joints. Weeeee[/QUOTE]
that sounds awesome.
The ability to like Justin Bieber.
The ability to ability.
Super strength.
But only when sleeping.
The ability to snap with your fingers very loud
[QUOTE=Yahnich;40428900]tbh supersonic snap man sounds fucking[I] RADICAL[/I][/QUOTE]
But you don't have any enhanced hearing abilities/protection, so basically you'll blow your eardrums out hardcore if you ever snap.
the ability to explode your appendix. only once, then you die afterwards.