• Post Useless Superpowers.
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Constant foresight to 3 seconds in the future. So, basically, never-ending déjà vu.
Being blue. If you were green you would die.
The ability to solve a murder case that happened in the 1800's.
the ability to die
The ability to have a premonition of events from 5 seconds into the future. But of course, by the time you've had the premonition and snapped out of it, the events would have already happened. [editline]asses[/editline] And it only works when you're naked.
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;40397733]The ability to be gay and attracted to homophobes.[/QUOTE] The ability to be gray and attracted to homophones.
The ability enter an artificial reality where you are omnipotent. However you will never be able to leave or have any effect whatsoever on the outside world.
[QUOTE=Nikita;40429420]The ability enter an artificial reality where you are omnipotent. However you will never be able to leave or have any effect whatsoever on the outside world.[/QUOTE] If it's as real as actual reality I don't see how it's a 'useless' superpower.
The ability to see farts.
The ability to compose sensible, compelling and comprehensible arguments [sp]on the internet.[/sp]
The ability to be immortal when you get a life sentence to prison.
the ability to give anyone your money and have it be 1 cent more than the note actually is in australia its useless cause it'll just get rounded back down have fun with your free money that you can never use.
The ability to smell anyone who's nearby fart upto a minute before it's released
The ability to move my legs at extreme speeds, only when standing still.
Unlimited strength but bones as weak as thin cheap glass.
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;40432996]Unlimited strength but bones as weak as thin cheap glass.[/QUOTE] Who needs bones when you can keep yourself together with your muscles and lift a car at the same time
The ability to have 1 single cotton ball shoot out of your bellybutton once every day
The ability to shit from your hands.
The ability to mentally talk to trees.
The ability to fly, but only when your feet are touching the ground.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;40433691]The ability to fly, but only when your feet are touching the ground.[/QUOTE] make shoes out of solid blocks of dirt encased in plastic become the DIRT FLYER
Fedora powers. :v:
The ability to increase the size of your wiener, but only when you are 2 minutes away from death.
The ability to fly, but only when you are in water.
The ability to be invisible to bats
The ability to masturbate using your mind
The ability to draw cocks on Mars.
The ability to jump exactly 1cm
The ability to have a massive dong but only while wearing a fedora and talking about atheism
[QUOTE=Nikita;40435388]The ability to draw cocks on Mars.[/QUOTE] Imagine drawing a bunch of cocks, in a pattern that made it look like someone wrote something in an aliens language. Everyone would be so excited, and it was actually just dicks
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