The ability to fly,
[B]but[/B] it randomly temporarly stops working
The ability to inadvertently send an incredibly offensive telepathic message to the three strongest people within a 30m radius of you. The message also informs them of who and where exactly you are.
the ability to send out psychic messages and read the minds of others, only if they also have psychic powers, (and your the only one with psychic powers)
The ability to instantly stop having fun, no matter what you're doing.
The ability to go into cardiac arrest when you sneeze
The ability to say Pi value to any decimal point.
The ability to see dicks in everything.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;40433691]The ability to fly, but only when your feet are touching the ground.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't that mean you could skate across the ground really fast without moving your feet?
Sounds awesome to me.
[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;40439141]Wouldn't that mean you could skate across the ground really fast without moving your feet?
Sounds awesome to me.[/QUOTE]
Considering you need to maintain contact, the friction would burn your feet.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40439383]Considering you need to maintain contact, the friction would burn your feet.[/QUOTE]
Shoes mother fucker
[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;40429315]Constant foresight to 3 seconds in the future. So, basically, never-ending déjà vu.[/QUOTE]
if you get into a fight it'd be nice
except you'd still get punched
[QUOTE=J!NX;40439432]if you get into a fight it'd be nice
except you'd still get punched[/QUOTE]
You know you will be in a fight in 3 seconds, so just leave?
[QUOTE=theVendetta;40439456]You know you will be in a fight in 3 seconds, so just leave?[/QUOTE]
but then it wouldn't be useless / wouldn't be real because it never happened
[QUOTE=J!NX;40439462]but then it wouldn't be useless / wouldn't be real because it never happened[/QUOTE]
Therefore his super power isn't useless, it is just annoying,
The ability to, at any moment, pull a cake out from behind your back.
The power to fart words, but the words have to be vulgar and related to farts.
"[sub][sub]shithead[/sub][/sub]"
"Did you say something?"
"N-no..."
"[SUB][SUB]CUNTBUCKET[/SUB][/SUB]"
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I think i just heard someone say Cuntbucket..."
[QUOTE=kfhammond;40439516]The ability to, at any moment, pull a [B]carrot[/B] cake out from behind your back.[/QUOTE]
There, now it's useless.
The ability to use their, they're, and there interchangeably when speaking.
turning invisible when no one is looking
[QUOTE=NateDude;40439525]The power to fart words, but the words have to be vulgar and related to farts.
"[sub][sub]shithead[/sub][/sub]"
"Did you say something?"
"N-no..."
"[SUB][SUB]CUNTBUCKET[/SUB][/SUB]"
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I think i just heard someone say Cuntbucket..."[/QUOTE]
and it is out of your control, you can't sense when it will happen
[editline]27th April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;40439614]There, now it's useless.
The ability to use their, they're, and there interchangeably when speaking.[/QUOTE]
yes but then you can throw it at people
you can produce unlimited quantities of outdated currencies
To be able to speak with perfect spelling and punctuation.
To set fire to things that are already on fire.
the ability to rapidly develop and become immune to super glaucoma, but only while staring directly at a strobe light in a dark room.
The ability to fart loudly in crowds.
The ability to turn gold into silver.
The ability to eat spicy food and only have [I]mild[/I] diarrhea
The ability to teleport, but only while naked
The ability to waste all of your time playing video games.
[QUOTE=Darth_Kris;40435116]The ability to masturbate using your mind[/QUOTE]
Think of a vagina or mouth over your dick.
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