You call yourself the volt
But when I get to ya you're gonna straight up bolt.
I'll make ya molt from straight up fear when I'm coming near.
You best hear what i'm saying.
Cause where you standing you ain't staying.
I'm taking your spot, cause I spit it likes it's hot, and it's easy because you're not.
They call me the foxtrot, cause i'm like snake in a box, I come up behind ya and slice ya and dice ya , make ya look like cube steak, don't you mistake.
(not my best rhyme ever haven't done it in a while.)
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;41458652]I've already won before the battle started
your name is cpl.shepherd, but there's no way you can touch this
1,000 posts but you ain't got shit, got a gold member status but no bitches on your dick
what's wrong with your raps, 6-syllable post?
my rhymes so dope you might just overdose
don't you step up to me I'm the fast threads MC
leave the rapping to the gangstas here on FP[/QUOTE]
Nigga, don't talk to me about getting no pussy
Cause the only pink you get is little boy dick
Get the fuck out of FP and go back to England
And go suck on Prince Charles shriveled up dick
[sp]I'm not black[/sp]
Mr Of-War, what's wrong? Are you rusty?
Your lyrics are weak and your smack talk is dusty.
You talk a big game but stop acting bratty,
or it might be your mama who's calling [I]me[/I] daddy.
[QUOTE=<V()LT>;41462854]Captain James
Why you so lame.
You've been lurking since twenty ten.
And suddenly you post then.
Stay the fuck outta of my way.
Or I will fuck up your day.[/QUOTE]
Hey Volt, go back to the GDI
Your girl acted up, so I blew it in her eye
Yeah you heard me, this just got personal
My rhymes are my heat, they gonna get you in a hearse and all
You tellin people to stay outta your way?
Whatcha gonna do, convert em to a gay?
Motherfucker, you just got fuckin beat,
swallow your pride and just accept defeat.
:zoid:
BRO IM SO GAY, I BRING LOVE TO ANOTHA LEVEL
THINKIN' THAT I DON'T GOT DIAMONDS, SEE I GOT ALMONDS
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA GO ON PHOTOSHOP ON YO FACE AND APPLY BEVEL
EVERYONE LOVES ME CUZ I'M GAY
I'M SO BAD THAT LATE AT NIGHT I WATCH FREAKY FRIDAY.
Fuckin fag,
you're dominating dudes, thinks hes got swag cause his mom sent him nudes,
coagulating rhymes that are rude pin you with screws to 4x2's,
Your grandmas frigid your grampas a prude my erection is rigid
I got shit all to lose
Rhymin dick with dick, think you're lil wayne?
grab up yo controller cuz I'm bringin Max Pain
Like the subdued cat, you think this is a fuckin game?
you've got gold mem to lose but I've got the forum to gain.
From the funny pics thread to the gold members section
I'm makin bitches wet and givin dudes erections.
Voted most likely to ball in a recent election,
I'm the flyest shit in your airfare recollections.
Step to me, step outside to oify
I'll bury you in dicks, call it a gland-slide.
Mock my name, idc, it won't damage my pride
Cuz in the end, all you'll get is
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/e86b7498320bc260b0b5c5ed47fa63af/tumblr_mmpyyjt1h81rfjjw3o1_500.png[/img]
Hey Clutch, that gold star can't prove anything
Listen to my raps, and hear the choir of angels sing
What's that? You scared? You better be, man.
Because once you step up, the shit's hittin the fan
All you do is shout obscenities into the mic
No original material to hear, I'm not sayin that outta spite
Find some new shit to spill, or test my might
I don't care man, you just got fuckin swiped
- Hey this is something I made a while ago. Not directed towards anyone here so don't take offense to it. <3-
Wait a minute. You popping off like you got something to show me. Wait a minute, I'll bury you six feet deep in the ground. Now I'm a little bite different. Lets clear this up, I ain't the nigga you mess with. I'm the cracka with an attitude, so fucking rude. They call me asshole. Don't bother me, I am what I eat so I'm a pussy, while you're a dick. You got the idea how I do it. You be asking how I popping off shots like a boss.
Get back and attack. Set back I got the plan. I'm the man, the one with the plan.
I'mah kill em all and let em decompose in my front yard.
Let my rots eat your guts up. I'll fuck your girl in your car, in your front yard. Don't give a fuck what you say. I live it day to day. You keep on stepping. You act like you repping, but all you do is prepping. I'm guessing that 5 inch dick ain't doing it for your girl, so I'll let her ride my 8 inch meatstick. Let her feel it. Let her grind with it.
Woah wait minute. I'll beat her like a marching band. I'll slam against her juicy booty like a drum line. Hope you don't mind. I got the lights on. I'll piss in your toilet and not even flush. Left your girl blushing and gushing.
Guess that probably made you mad. You got the wrong idea son. I don't love your girl. She just in love with my cock. This is how I do it now. Wait a minute, I'm the top boss. I guess I should've told you she's a hoe from the get go. Don't worry, I just make it rain, and I got them brains. My words are busting like a train. I'll do it in the rain. Who could resist my style.
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;41463041]Nigga, don't talk to me about getting no pussy
Cause the only pink you get is little boy dick
Get the fuck out of FP and go back to England
And go suck on Prince Charles shriveled up dick
[sp]I'm not black[/sp][/QUOTE]
I've been in threads from GD to maker mates
but nothings made me laugh like your rhymes, damn straight
go back to McDonalds to get your drink and fries
gun-slinging American too left to know what's right
that when I step to the mic I set my rhymes all up in flames
so you get burned with just about everything that I say
What's with the Mac, you some kinda hipster?
Pre-pubescent poster with your tongue in steve jobs sphincter?
Doesn't surprise me, your raps are a joke
Tryin to be baroque when your style is simply broke
I see you like anime, that's just too bad
slice you up like Kirito in Aincrad
bet you don't know better when I step up in my EVA
gettin crazy like shinji with a glass full of malt liquor
Don't be hatin on an English rapper, dude
just remember the fact that [i]we invented you[/i]
Can we actually record the lines? I feel a lot of anything rapping-wise is lost in text.
[editline]15th July 2013[/editline]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/drtf2/boredom[/media]
bad mic, no sleep, have fun
Nigga. Nigga. Nigga.
swag.
Hey Chewy, you be lookin' bit gooey
Your raps just racist, completely damn tasteless
Your rhymes make people wanna drink themselves blind
Keep in mind you pretentious little find
I drive your head into Paula Deens bed
zambies u look like bambies
yes yes
stuff ur head in bambi's ass holio
bitch now u got polio
ur a gross ass fool with shit on ur head
now u cant fight back because polio made u dead
Yo wug.
What the fug?
Your grave is about to get dug.
You rap so slow you might as well be a slug.
You must think you're 2pac but all you do is cock block.
You might take this as a shock, but you ain't a leader, you just follow the flock.
Now you're gonna go suck your daddy's cock.
Revival!!!
Daylight's a faggot.
Word.
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