Finally home!
Declare!
[editline]06:22PM[/editline]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/QlUIX5.png[/img]
After deciding "Yep, it's a tree." The left gunman begins to return to base.
The unconscious soldier wakes up and is confused.
The dropship zeroes in on the co-ordinates, and lets the crate loose.
@Prowaffle: Really hope you're not turning my guy into food... Rule 3...
declare.
Oneperson, I think hes gonna turn your guy into resources as in, Blood, Flesh, Energy and stuff.
[editline]07:45AM[/editline]
Declare after Mbbird.
[QUOTE=A Zombie;17624125]Oneperson, I think hes gonna turn your guy into resources as in, Blood, Flesh, Energy and stuff.
[editline]07:45AM[/editline]
Declare after Mbbird.[/QUOTE]
But what happened to diplomacy before war?
I don't think hes trying to start a war.
His race needs those kinds of resources. (I asked him)
You could talk to him about that.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic20.png[/img]
- [I]The worker lunges, and lands on the goat's back. The goat then rears up and spins around, the worker trying to get control of him[/I]
- [I]The miner begins construction on the cliff-face.[/I]
- [I]The spearman digs himself into the hill, hopefully discouraging intruders. This was their land now.[/I]
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic30.png[/IMG][/URL]
- More drilling.
- Supplies have been ordered. [1/4]
.Eralced
[editline]09:12PM[/editline]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/HobV8o.png[/img]
The crate drops and opens.
Two gunmen, two explorers, and two builders emerge.
One of the new gunmen is friends with the left gunman, they begin an epic three turn fistbump.
The other just walks off to the west.
One explorer runs off west, finds a sheep, and pets it.
The other runs off east.
The buildings begin converting the large crate into a crate receiver. [1/3]
Off screen, in the command centre, the builder wonders where the hole gunmen went.
In the cave, the gunman realizes he is being moved and struggles.
Declare.
[editline]07:05PM[/editline]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic21.png[/img]
- [I]Poof! A wizard appears.[/I]
- [I]The worker tackles the small goat to the ground easily, and suddenly an egg pops out? 'What the...'[/I]
- [I]The miner runs out of resources so turns around and digs towards the bits of iron. Lucky him, he quickly uncovers it and breaks off neat cubes[/I]
- [I]The infant grows up, and sits down by the tent.[/I]
Declare
[editline]10:50AM[/editline]
Declare
[editline]10:54AM[/editline]
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic32.PNG[/IMG][/URL]
- Drill tanks drills at an extreme speed so I can get on with my life :D
- 2 builders find a way to dig upwards for their construction of a base inside the rock.
- Supplies arrives in [2/4]
- The other mingebags have a meeting about resources.
Crowbar Minge : Alright guys, this is a meeting about resources, we need oil, metal, wood and anything you can find.
Mingebags : Okay.
Crossbow Minge : I'll go scout ahead to look for resources.
Declare.
Does anyone every get anywhere on this game? It doesn't even look remotely entertaining to play, you must be the most mundane mothereffers ever to roam the internet. Play an RTS or something, learn to program, get high, do something constructive if you're just going to throw away time like this.
Considering this is on a forum, we don't stay here the entire legnth of the game. It's only something extra to do.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]Does anyone every get anywhere on this game? It doesn't even look remotely entertaining to play, you must be the most mundane mothereffers ever to roam the internet. Play an RTS or something, learn to program, get high, do something constructive if you're just going to throw away time like this.[/QUOTE]
We all have ours hobbies and such, you might like to fap to furry porn but hey that's your hobby.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pixel_civ.PNG[/img]
Left to right:
Animator One: Inspects oil
Animator Two: Pushes his newly made object into the ground
Animators Three&Four: "Shit! He's awake! Throw him away!" yells three. He lets go, and four flings the soldier back to where they found him.
Animator Five: He continues scouting.
NOTES:
The soldier won't die, he'll just get knocked out and wake up with amnesia. On either my next turn or oneperson's, which ever comes first.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]Does anyone every get anywhere on this game? It doesn't even look remotely entertaining to play, you must be the most mundane mothereffers ever to roam the internet. Play an RTS or something, learn to program, get high, do something constructive if you're just going to throw away time like this.[/QUOTE]
Why did you even come to the MS Paint forums if its boring for you?
[editline]12:15PM[/editline]
Declare
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]Does anyone every get anywhere on this game?[/QUOTE]
Yes, we do.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]It doesn't even look remotely entertaining to play[/QUOTE]
Well, it's our hobby. We find it fun.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]you must be the most mundane mothereffers ever to roam the internet.[/QUOTE]
How? Our sprites are varied, unlike the same matress you masturbate on every day. And how does playing a sprite game make us fuck our mothers? Logic please.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]Play an RTS or something[/QUOTE]
If you haven't noticed, this is an engine-less RTS.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]learn to program[/QUOTE]
I doubt you know how to, you sound like one of those "know it all" 7 year olds. And a large amount of us do know how.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]get high[/QUOTE]
Oh christ, not another drug addict. Thanks, but i won't be buying your frigging crack.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]do something constructive[/QUOTE]
This is constuctive. We're improving our spriting skills and applying them in a forum game.
[QUOTE=AlexH;17627880]throw away time like this.[/QUOTE]
Above post. Besides, you're basically saying any hobby is throwing away time. GET OFF THE INTERNET IT'S THROWING AWAY TIME AAAAAAAHHHHHH. Or throw away your drugs you seem to love so much, that's a waste of time.
'Nuff said. Can we get on with this now?
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic34.PNG[/IMG][/URL]
- The drill tank finishes drilling a tunnel and returns back to the campsite.
- The 2 builders continue digging upwards with their gravity guns.
- Supplies will arrive in [3/4]
- The crossbow mingebag goes scouting and notices a tribe on the hill.
- The crowbar mingebag discusses something with the other mingebag.
- Another mingebag looks out the hole the drill tank made. He notices a colony and an ocean.
[editline]12:30PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]Yes, we do.
Well, it's our hobby. We find it fun.
How? Our sprites are varied, unlike the same matress you masturbate on every day. And how does playing a sprite game make us fuck our mothers? Logic please.
If you haven't noticed, this is an engine-less RTS.
I doubt you know how to, you sound like one of those "know it all" 7 year olds. And a large amount of us do know how.
Oh christ, not another drug addict. Thanks, but i won't be buying your frigging crack.
This is constuctive. We're improving our spriting skills and applying them in a forum game.
Above post. Besides, you're basically saying any hobby is throwing away time. GET OFF THE INTERNET IT'S THROWING AWAY TIME AAAAAAAHHHHHH. Or throw away your drugs you seem to love so much, that's a waste of time.
'Nuff said. Can we get on with this now?[/QUOTE]
Well done Mr. Waffle.
Declare. :D
[editline]04:47AM[/editline]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pixel_civ1.PNG[/img]
Left to right.
Animator One: Begins to make a bridge over the oil.
Animator Two: Having pushed its newly created... well, I can't tell you what it is yet... into the ground, it starts making another one.
Animator Three: Goes back to watching the prisoners.
Animator Four: Starts pulling up a wall to stop any scouts finding the base.
Animator Five: Continues scouting.
[editline]04:57AM[/editline]
Also, A Zombie, you should start using my remake of your kleiners or remake it yourself. You can learn from my remake or use it, I don't mind, but the current kleiners aren't that good, no offence. Vehicles and weapons are ok.
Declare. Yeah, but I'll stick with the current ones because It would be harder if I used the remakes.
Because of the reposing?
You can do that while waiting between turns, and slowly replace them.
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pwpic36.PNG[/IMG][/URL]
- An air transport comes in with a supply crate.
- The crossbow mingebag tries to sneak pass the tribe to get into the tunnel.
- The 2 builders stand on the drill tank to get to higher heights to dig the tunnel.
- The other mingebag observes the colony below.
Before I begin, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to analyze my statement, it does me well to know that my opinion is being considered to a relatively deep extent.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]Yes, we do.[/quote]
Judging by the current progress made on this particular thread it would seem the contrary to your response is true, or perhaps the polar opposite. And I would also like to note this thread makes for a good example considering its length and the amount of effort that seems to have gone into it.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]Well, it's our hobby. We find it fun.[/quote]
I understand this, however, I would like to offer you a list of other hobbies that are very similar to this that do not result in frivolous effort towards a fruitless cause.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]How? Our sprites are varied, unlike the same matress you masturbate on every day. And how does playing a sprite game make us fuck our mothers? Logic please.[/quote]
I can't help but notice the slight hostile overtone of this particular reply as well as the hasty assumptions pact with it, please understand that you cannot analyze fragments of a sentences without considering the context in which it was placed, or as you might say, "[use] logic please". I will tell you the direct meaning of that fragment given the proper context: you are mundane because you have the ability to create moderate quality pixel art and a great deal of free time yet spend such resources on a very unappealing and impractical pass time.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]
If you haven't noticed, this is an engine-less RTS.[/quote]
I must confirm that it did not occur to me that this could be seen as an engine-less RTS, mainly because RTS stands for real time strategy, and there is nothing real time about your current game setup and in fact there is very little legitimate strategy involved. I would prompt you to consider placing this game in the genre of 'crap', if you are familiar with such a genre.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]
I doubt you know how to, you sound like one of those "know it all" 7 year olds. And a large amount of us do know how.[/quote]
Ah well, I've found through much experience that the best way to prove you have an ability is to demonstrate it to your disbelieving audience. Ask me a question only a true programmer would know and I will answer it. (In C++, did you know the [i]new[/i] and [i]delete[/i] keywords actually use Malloc() and Free behind the scenes?)
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]
Oh christ, not another drug addict. Thanks, but i won't be buying your frigging crack.[/quote]
Sorry if I am having a hard time understanding how you came to the affirmation that I was retailing crack. And I am in no way an addict to the drug, I do unabashedly admit I partake in the activity on occasion.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]
This is constuctive. We're improving our spriting skills and applying them in a forum game.[/quote]
Maybe I should have been a bit more detailed in my initial statement which makes your misinterpretation of what I actually meant forgivable. I meant something more along the lines: do something more constructive than this.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;17628199]
Above post. Besides, you're basically saying any hobby is throwing away time. GET OFF THE INTERNET IT'S THROWING AWAY TIME AAAAAAAHHHHHH. Or throw away your drugs you seem to love so much, that's a waste of time.[/quote]
Your summary seems a bit less concise than I would be satisfied with, mainly in its accuracy, I feel you may wish to change it after reading my response. Consider the fact that, by this thread's lifetime you've not gained any particular skills that you had not already developed, didn't really enjoy yourself, and haven't created anything worth public viewing.
What the fuck are you doing here. Get out. We don't care what you think.
tl;dr
[QUOTE=Mbbird;17629323]What the fuck are you doing here. Get out. We don't care what you think.
tl;dr[/QUOTE]
Please don't make the assumption that I was under the assumption [i]you[/i] cared. My post was directed towards the one (prowaffle) who made a reply to my statement, thus demonstrating his caring towards my opinion. Whether he chooses to openly admit he cares is irrelevant given the evidence.
hurr hurr (you're still a fag)
[i]The following quote is what the content of the post above this one contained just before it was edited by its owner for whatever reason.[/i]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;17629368]Someone likes talking with big words and grammatically correct sentences. He responded back hoping to impress you out of here, apparently didn't work.
I'll speak for myself then and say I don't care. I don't see why you should, with that attitude videogames are just as much a waste of time. As long as it's fun to us, it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but now I must tell you that I do not care whether or not you care, my response was not directed towards you. If you are referring to the first post I made, then I would advise you to continue about your business, unaffected by my opinion.
Also I would like to note that your comparison between this and videogames is flawed. It has been proven that videogames benefit people's cognition, stimulate creativity, promote problem solving, and enhance response reflex within the brain. I highly doubt any of those things could be said about this, especially considering its chaotic nature and obviously flawed rule set. How many people have dropped/joined without tying up loose ends and covering footprints?
hurrrrrr
[i]The following quote is what the content of the post above this one contained just before it was edited by its owner for whatever reason.[/i]
[i]Believe it or not, it did not originally say "hurrrrrr", as that would be spamming, now wouldn't it.[/i]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;17629606]Shut the [B]fuck[/B] up! What's the point?
You don't even belong on Facepunch! Nobody is going to take you seriously when you talk to people like me with that kind of tone and response.
[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
Sounds like you're criticizing our goddamn opinions. Fuck off.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but at this point it sounds like you are flaming so I will no longer reply to your comments, if you would like to vent in a personal, private manor, please use the private messaging system.
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