• Tulpa Maddness, I made a Hanako Tulpa and now it has a mind of it's own, Help?
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[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37023201]Whats wrong with that? Whats the problem?[/QUOTE] Uh you tell us? There is obviously a problem if your multiple posts in this thread and others are saying that you're afraid for your life, afraid that you'll be hurt by [b]imaginary friends.[/b] The problem is you cannot seem to differentiate reality and imagination, and that's going to come back to fuck you over. It already has by the looks of it. Not only are you damaging your already frail psyche by doing these things, but you're probably hurting your family too. God knows how they'd feel if they ever read your sexist posts here about making imaginary friends just to have sex with them.
[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;37021460][video=youtube_share;9RQ8mSBaD3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q&t=135[/video][/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q&t=135]2:15, the perfect reply to this thread[/url]
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;37023312][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q&t=135]2:15, the perfect reply to this thread[/url][/QUOTE] You have never even had a Tulpa how would you know?
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37022263]Its true, [B]i have been mediating for around 180 hours now[/B]. I record my time on Toggl. My best guess is that i have to mediate for 180 hours to get rid of her.[/QUOTE] and this is all to have sex with an imaginary anime girl? i think you need a psychiatrist
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37023440]You have never even had a Tulpa how would you know?[/QUOTE] Aw shit my bad, I'm gonna go give myself schizophrenia now so I can have sex with my waifu and understand tulpas better [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Also, don't assume I haven't done my research. Believe me I've heard more than enough about tulpas from a certain imageboard
[QUOTE=DatHarry;37023505]and this is all to have sex with an imaginary anime girl? i think you need a psychiatrist[/QUOTE] Not only have sex, i can use her to count cards at the casino and not get caught, i can ask her to access my subconscious mind to get information i may have forgotten consciously, She can help me cheat on tests She can help me with legal issues(My own personal lawyer) She can read books for me and store the information in my subconscious mind The possibly is endless, i could become rich with my tulpa's help. I could fulfill any dream.
I've done my research, I've been on an image board!!!
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37023594]Not only have sex, i can use her to count cards at the casino and not get caught, i can ask her to access my subconscious mind to get information i may have forgotten consciously, She can help me cheat on tests She can help me with legal issues(My own personal lawyer) She can read books for me and store the information in my subconscious mind The possibly is endless, i could become rich with my tulpa's help. I could fulfill any dream.[/QUOTE] uh... yeah... you need a psychiatrist
The only thing I can honestly imagine a tulpa being useful for is lucid dreaming, but I'm not sure induced schizophrenia is worth it.
[QUOTE=1STrandomman;37023653]The only thing I can honestly imagine a tulpa being useful for is lucid dreaming, but I'm not sure induced shizophrenia is worth it.[/QUOTE] Dont they say two heads are better than one? With a Tulpa its like having two heads, you the manager head and the tulpa the employee. Your tulpa has a mind of its own but it does know what hurts you hurts it, also what helps you helps it. By myself i couldn't do anything, now with my tulpa i could do anything.
You mentioned sex but she still orders you around, so it's clear that you need to give her the dick more often, to assert dominance.
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;37023928]You mentioned sex but she still orders you around, so it's clear that you need to [B]give her the dick[/B] more often, to assert dominance.[/QUOTE] He needs a Descartes tulpa, that'll sort him out [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20383373/1330272887991.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37023594]She can [B]read books for me[/B] and store the information in my subconscious mind[/QUOTE] Wouldn't this require her to have an actual physical body? Products of your imagination can't read books without you reading them as well.
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;37024131]Wouldn't this require her to have an actual physical body? Products of your imagination can't read books without you reading them as well.[/QUOTE] I can just flip the pages for her, all she has to do is look.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37024283]I can just flip the pages for her, all she has to do is look.[/QUOTE] Did you try this? Because I don't think this is quite how it works.
Also just for the record i did do my research, I didnt use a certain image board to create my tulpa. Heres the link to my research material [url]http://tulpa.info/guides/index.html[/url]
You should create another tulpa and try to force them to fight each other in some kind of basement-arena.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37024283]I can just flip the pages for her, all she has to do is look.[/QUOTE] Seeing as she's a part of your mind, wouldn't you still have to be looking at the pages for her to see them?
[QUOTE=Camper99;37024451]You should create another tulpa and try to force them to fight each other in some kind of basement-arena.[/QUOTE] Imaginary cockfights that aren't illegal anywhere and are exclusive to you and you only? Count me in.
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;37024460]Seeing as she's a part of your mind, wouldn't you still have to be looking at the pages for her to see them?[/QUOTE] She just would be looking at a subconscious wavelength i am not aware of at the moment.
[QUOTE=1STrandomman;37023653]The only thing I can honestly imagine a tulpa being useful for is lucid dreaming, but I'm not sure induced schizophrenia is worth it.[/QUOTE] I was actually wondering about this. If you made a tulpa would you be able to use it as a lucid dream trigger when it appears in your dreams?
[QUOTE=Bokito;37024485]Imaginary cockfights that aren't illegal anywhere and are exclusive to you and you only? Count me in.[/QUOTE] You got the idea. That's gonna be one hell of an [i]insane[/i] show.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37024515]She just would be looking at a subconscious wavelength i am not aware of at the moment.[/QUOTE] THAT IS NOT HOW TULPAS WORK
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37024527]THAT IS NOT HOW TULPAS WORK[/QUOTE] How would you know?? I am the only one that has a Tulpa here at the moment.
If you want to kill it, just ignore it (I'm being serious, if your mind no longer thinks it's real it won't be). It's all in your head. [editline][/editline] Goddamn, automerge broke twice in a row.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37024518]I was actually wondering about this. If you made a tulpa would you be able to use it as a lucid dream trigger when it appears in your dreams?[/QUOTE] Sex, cockfights, and now lucid dreams? Where do I sign up for my schizophrenia
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37024549]How would you know?? I am the only one that has a Tulpa here at the moment.[/QUOTE] I have one
[QUOTE=ILY;37024571]I have one[/QUOTE] Whats it's name
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;37024566]Sex, cockfights, and now lucid dreams? Where do I sign up for my schizophrenia[/QUOTE] If you have sex with them your mind starts fucking with you sexually because as far it's concerned, the thing is real (It's actually exactly like schizophrenia), for the cockfights just play videogames, and as far as I know no one has actually tried the lucid dreaming part yet.
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