• Tulpa Maddness, I made a Hanako Tulpa and now it has a mind of it's own, Help?
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[QUOTE=ILY;37024599]Hulk Hogan[/QUOTE] You'll need one hell of a second tulpa to actually fight him and win..
Holy fuck
[QUOTE=ILY;37024599]Hulk Hogan[/QUOTE] Do you have sex with it
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;37024635]Do you have sex with it[/QUOTE] Twice a day
Dude it's proven you can't fuck them or shit like that just stop believing it.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37024685]Dude it's proven you can't fuck them or shit like that just stop believing it.[/QUOTE] You've just gotta believe!!!
Make a Sam B tulpa.
I am terribly sorry to tell you this, OP, but there's no way back. Your mental health is forever compromised.
You know, I hear the Tulpa-HER (Hunting, Eradication, Removal) industry is booming all of a sudden. I'm thinking of getting into it and charging a pretty penny to help all you niggas out with your freaky ass doppelganger women things.
[QUOTE=lapsus_;37024848]I am terribly sorry to tell you this, OP, but there's no way back. Your mental health is forever compromised.[/QUOTE] I could become a artist every artist has mental problems
But not every mental patient is an artist.
OP, I'm assuming you [I]have[/I] tried the Ghostbusters, right?
One guy made up a story about how his tulpa morphed into either obama or nicolas cage but I forgot how it went.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;37024903]But not every mental patient is an artist.[/QUOTE] Well i am, even my tulpa likes my Art.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37024974]Well i am, even my tulpa likes my Art.[/QUOTE] Then again your tulpa is you so it would be kinda bad if it didn't
Make a tentacle monster Tulpa, put them both in a room, and describe the outcome.
my tulpa could beat up your tulpa
[QUOTE=1337M347;37025169]Make a tentacle monster Tulpa, put them both in a room, and describe the outcome.[/QUOTE] I dont want anymore tulpas 1 is enough.
This thread is amazing, and Mr. Creeper should feel good for making it.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37025223]I dont want anymore tulpas 1 is enough.[/QUOTE] What if the second tulpa was a suicide bomber?
This thread makes me want to watch a certain movie sarring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton
I feel like I need to be on some sort of hallucogenic drug to understand how batshit insane the OP is.
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37025223]I dont want anymore tulpas 1 is enough.[/QUOTE] At least make a wise cracking dildo Tulpa for her. He could ride on your shoulder like a parrot and make jokes. It would be awesome.
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;37025291]I feel like I need to be on some sort of hallucogenic drug to understand how batshit insane the OP is.[/QUOTE] You could do meth to get schizophrenia but what i have done is far from schizophrenia it is a old Tibetan monk method. It requires hours of mediation to achieve. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=1337M347;37025316]At least make a wise cracking dildo Tulpa for her. He could ride on your shoulder like a parrot and make jokes. It would be awesome.[/QUOTE] That would mean i would need to mediate for another 180 hours to create a wise cracking dildo. Not something i would waste another month on.
yes hi giving yourself dissociative identity disorder is not a good thing please consult your nearest psychologist
180 hours well spent though. Name one other person who has an imaginary friend who makes jokes, rides on your shoulder, and can sexually please your other imaginary friend.
[QUOTE=ILY;37025285]This thread makes me want to watch a certain movie sarring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton[/QUOTE] You know, it's ending could help that poor guy, maybe he should watch it.
Wonder how long before this thread gets locked
[QUOTE=1337M347;37025436]180 hours well spent though. Name one other person who has an imaginary friend who makes jokes, rides on your shoulder, and can sexually please your other imaginary friend.[/QUOTE] I could make jokes, and sexually please my my tulpa. Also Imaginary friends are totally different from tulpa's
[QUOTE=Mr. Creeper;37025502]I could make jokes, and sexually please my my tulpa. [B]Also Imaginary friends are totally different from tulpa's[/b][/QUOTE] not really! both exist in your head, and unless you are under 13, are symptoms of mental disorder
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