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I know I was doing it wrong, only for the leg part of the picture. Oh no, I might of made it better, or not. omg twist.
I want to see this movie...
Gross ... :(
I see one major flaw.
If it were a "human centipede", then the other two humans would need their heads removed, and their spinal cords attatched together, and the "excess" lungs and organs would need to be removed, and the intestines from the other two joined up to those of the first person, thus you have a human with 12 legs. Oh, and remove the whole lower-leg, not just the kneecap.
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;17858710]I see one major flaw.
If it were a "human centipede", then the other two humans would need their heads removed, and their spinal cords attatched together, and the "excess" lungs and organs would need to be removed, and the intestines from the other two joined up to those of the first person, thus you have a human with 12 legs. Oh, and remove the whole lower-leg, not just the kneecap.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure dr. Heiter thought about that but he ditched that idea :P
[url=http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2009/10/06/FANTASTIC-FEST-09-Review-of-THE-HUMAN-CENTIPEDE-FIRST-SEQUENCE]Here[/url]'s a review of the movie...
For the lazy guys who don't want to click, here it is:
[quote]One of the most crowded horror sub-genres is that of the Mad Scientist Movie. It's probably fair to say that at least half of all the scary movies I used to watch on late-night WTBS (yeah, I know that dates me quite a bit) after my parents had gone to bed were full of wayward men of medicine with superiority complexes. And while most of them were tons of fun at the time, the years haven't been particularly kind to any but the best. For every "Metropolis" or "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari", there are a hundred variations where the only real acting requirement seems to be wide, bulging eyes and a white lab coat. "The Human Centipede", directed by Tom Six, is the latest entry in this very crowded category, and was the Fantastic Fest winner for Best Horror Film. The fanboy general consensus was that, of all of this year's FF films, this was the one during which you should maybe think twice about ordering any solid food.
Doctor Heiter (Dieter Laser), an anti-social surgeon who specializes in separating Siamese twins, is still in mourning that his latest "hobby" experiment, the "Three Dog", was unsuccessful. Undeterred, he embarks on an even more ambitious project, a "human centipede" in which three human beings will be conjoined posterior end-to-mouth and share a single digestive system. Just so we're clear, here: one person in front, a second in the middle attached at the first person's butt, and a third at the end, likewise attached to the second person's butt. Dr. Heiter acquires three eligible subjects of identical blood type that include a wandering Japanese man (Akihiro Kitamura) and two lost (and rather annoying) American tourist girls (Ashley C. Williams and Ashlynn Yennie). After they've been properly restrained and given a thorough, detailed explanation of the gruesome procedure to come, he surgically removes a few key muscles and tissue connections so they can't escape and turns them into his six-kneed masterpiece.
The first thing to know about "The Human Centipede" is that this, if you're a serious weirdo, is the perfect date movie. Play this one for a prospective mate, and if they haven't deleted your number from their phone and walked out by the midway point, you've got a keeper on your hands. Feel free afterwards to show them your collection of surgical photos or mummified baby heads, because there's no damage left to do. The titular centipede is a sometimes funny, often disturbing, and genuinely unique oddity of cinema, but the majority of people will probably have to admit that director Six has filled a void that most of them didn't have a burning need to see filled in the first place. But if seeing three unwilling humans surgically connected butt-to-mouth is on your checklist, consider it sorted. [b]Next up, let's try it with twelve people. But that will have to wait for the sequel. And I'm not kidding. That's exactly what Six wants to do with "Second Sequence".[/b]
There's not much story here, but what we get is a lot more restrained than the buzz would suggest. Neither a gore fest nor a freak parade, "Centipede" lacks any real third act, but the scenes in which Dr. Heiter attempts to house-train his creation are darkly funny, and hint at the greater heights of psychological horror/drama Six might have reached with a higher budget or the desire to press into deeper uncharted territory. As is, it mostly seems like a setup that's cut short by a truncated third act in which two policemen arrive, after which the climax settles into a typical, if not necessarily unsatisfying, showdown and aftermath. The script also staunchly refuses to overplay any real affinity for its characters. The victims of the experiment are portrayed as somewhat unpleasant people, and deserve our sympathy only for the most basically humane reasons. Doctor Heiter is definitely a psychopath, but it's strongly hinted at that his most unpleasant traits are less a result of his insidious take on the practice of medicine than they are simply an inevitable side effect of being a German old enough to remember identifying with the Nazis. He's a monster, of course, but we're meant to laugh at his obsessiveness as much as cringe.
Lest anyone get the wrong impression, I was neither shocked nor repulsed by the film, and while I have my suspicions that mainstream audiences probably won't feel the same way (at least not for a few years), it's not hard to imagine that "Centipede" will achieve easy notoriety once the midnight screenings kick in. Play this back to back with "Meet the Feebles" or "Eraserhead" on any college campus and you will have quickly secured your cult cred. For the discerning horror viewer, I can easily recommend this for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that there aren't many other movies out there with a concept this bizarre and an execution this polished. But if that date goes sour, don't say I didn't warn you.[/quote]
So... the human centipede consists of 1 guy and 2 girls! If I were Dr. Heiter, I'd probably use 3 guys or 3 girls, but I'm not the deranged surgeon here lol
Now here's the part that got me hyped up as fuck over the sequel, the one with bold letters:
[i]"Next up, let's try it with [u]twelve people[/u]. But that will have to wait for the sequel. And I'm not kidding. That's exactly what Six wants to do with "Second Sequence"."[/i]
FUCKIN'- WHAT THE FUCKIN' FUCK! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING... HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU COME UP WITH THAT FUCKING-
FUCK!! [b]O.O[/b]
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:buddy:
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The medic got some inspiration.
THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Just putting that out there
Ehh
Quite the premise
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:buddy:
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The medic got some inspiration.[/QUOTE]
ROFL!!!! Very, very well played, sir
Also, thanks for the huge bump :P
Can you do the same, but with 12 people, as the director said that's gonna happen in the sequel?!
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:buddy:
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The medic got some inspiration.[/QUOTE]
I got a boner. thank you.
Great, now I got the image of the heavy pouring shit down the scout's throat stuck in my mind. Thanks.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;18217561]Great, now I got the image of the heavy pouring shit down the scout's throat stuck in my mind. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
I hate you.
Trunks turns super saiyan.
So, does the human centipede DO anything? Or does it just wander around eating its own shit?
Awesome butt orgy
i really need to see this movie
Where can i buy this movie ?
[QUOTE=dude2193;18219974]Where can i buy this movie ?[/QUOTE]
It's still not on DVD. Check out any Horror film festivals in your city, this should be in there. Unfortunately they're not playing it around my city so FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :'(
eat shit and die
Eat shit and--oh god not like that!!
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Am I the only one here who doesn't want to watch the movie?
My dentist did something like that once
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;18217561]Great, now I got the image of the heavy pouring shit down the scout's throat stuck in my mind. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Posts like these are unnecessary.
[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;18238305]Eat shit and--oh god not like that!!
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Now we need a human centipede with Duke Nukem in the front where he looks back and says "Eat shit and die!" and we'll reach equilibrium lol
Actually kinda kinky.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;17619447]I retract my statement... I just looked a bit more into the movie (Salo) than reading the synopsis, and it sounds like a genuinely good movie and a very important one at that. I'd like to watch it now.[/QUOTE]
see you're being a gay idiot and posting uninformed opinions. you make big posts but you may as well be taking a big shit. (latepost)
quoting southpark: bigger,longer and uncut
[QUOTE] ewww, those germans are sick people! [/QUOTE]
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The look on his face is too damn funny LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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