[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;17615700]Not the first one in the chain...[/QUOTE]
Was that intentional?
intriguing
This guy has to be the worst doctor of all time.
Now this is one movie that genuinely scares me before I even watch it
:ohdear:
id hate to be the actor in the middle of the chain.
Hahaha this looks like something off of electric retard.
[QUOTE=themiki;17616067]id hate to be the actor in the middle of the chain.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if any of those actresses will ever be able to get a movie deal after this movie...
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;17616185]I wonder if any of those actresses will ever be able to get a movie deal after this movie...[/QUOTE]
Enough ass-kissing can get you anything.
:downsrim:
Oh god oh god oh god I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This is one of the most fucking stupid concepts I've ever heard for a film. Is everyone connected to this project completely insane, or just snorting so much coke that they have no idea what's going on? I'm not even going to entertain the plot of the movie to knock off the reasons why it's so dumb, because that would be giving it too much credit already.
I'd want to be the guy in the front, fuck eatting other peoples shit.
this shit = fucked
reactions are similiar to what people reacted to a Clockwork Orange
gonna fap to this.
[QUOTE=YoMother;17616951]Why is it dumb? At least it's different.[/QUOTE]
Different doesn't mean better. This is just such a dumb concept it's hard to understand why anyone would entertain the thought of watching, but especially making, this film.
I'll explain why since you seem to be having trouble understanding.
1: Why would an evil doctor try to create a human centipede chain of the human race? One of two reasons I could imagine: he gets off to it, which is so inconceivably retarded that a man would get off to people without kneecaps and their faces permanently attached to other peoples' asses that it makes me laugh, or he has some notion that this operation would improve the human race; once again this is inconceivably retarded, and I hope I don't have to explain why.
2: From the pictures, the mad doctor apparently does go through with the operation and it works. Now what? Does the rest of the movie consist of the actors trying to pull their faces out of eachother's asses, or do they all join in a team-building exercise where they lovingly learn how to cooperate and enjoy their new collective ass-filled life?
3: How is this even scary? The whole point of a horror movie is to entertain by scaring the viewer into empathizing with the actors. The whole 'getting abducted and having your mouth sewn up and kneecaps removed' is pretty scary, sure. As soon as you add 'and then we attach your face to someone's ass' it just becomes silly. I'm not going to have nightmares about waking up to find my face sewn to someone's ass, the thought just makes me laugh, because once again, it is inconceivably retarded.
I could continue on with more reasons, but I believe this should be sufficient.
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[QUOTE=Egevened;17617069]reactions are similiar to what people reacted to a Clockwork Orange[/QUOTE]
The difference is that A Clockwork Orange was a brilliant film based off of a classic novel and directed by one of the most famous and influential directors of all time. It shook up the entire film industry and is truly a masterpiece. This film just tries to get cheap thrills from a stupid concept that could only entertain a monkey.
[QUOTE=Shadowlulz;17617089]gonna fap to this.[/QUOTE]
i cant because im in no fap october :downs:
Sounds fucking erotic and fappable. Hell yeah! :buddy:
Wait a minute, I just got an idea for bondage gear. It involves scat and orgy mostly. Yeah, you can guess what I'm thinking of.
the first person will be doing a lot of eating
[QUOTE=PQNY;17618057]Sounds fucking erotic and fappable. Hell yeah! :buddy:[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;17617118]Different doesn't mean better. This is just such a dumb concept it's hard to understand why anyone would entertain the thought of watching, but especially making, this film.
I'll explain why since you seem to be having trouble understanding.
1: Why would an evil doctor try to create a human centipede chain of the human race? One of two reasons I could imagine: he gets off to it, which is so inconceivably retarded that a man would get off to people without kneecaps and their faces permanently attached to other peoples' asses that it makes me laugh, or he has some notion that this operation would improve the human race; once again this is inconceivably retarded, and I hope I don't have to explain why.
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Never, ever assume there's something that someone can't get off to.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;17618138]Never, ever assume there's something that someone can't get off to.[/QUOTE]
First rule of the Internet, and the first sign that you'll lose your sanity if you stay on it too long.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;17617118]Different doesn't mean better. This is just such a dumb concept it's hard to understand why anyone would entertain the thought of watching, but especially making, this film.[/QUOTE]
If you think this movie is "dumb", I guess you haven't ever heard of the movie [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/]"Salò"[/url]...
Hahahaha
Oh man I feel so sorry for the actors
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;17618526]Oh man I feel so sorry for the actors[/QUOTE]
Yeah man, I mean, these actresses are going to have a hard time getting a movie deal after this movie...
"Ok so what's your experience?"
"Well... let me see... I've been in a B movie called 'Human Centipede'... ever heard of it?"
"Err... Yes, I've heard of it before..." *FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
"Listen, um... We'll call you if you get booked, ok? :)" *Fuck this chick, that movie was fuckin' gross!*
"Sure! I'm really looking forward to appear in your movie! :D"
lol
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