• "Human Centipede": The sickest movie EVER
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Confusing. Pointless. Sickening. But points out the...third person's ass for creativity.:raise: Altogether I'm going to call it, quote me if you'd like. Worse than twilight.
Yeah, it's waaaaay worse than Twilight. You see, Twilight had terrible acting and an awful plot. This movie has terrible acting, an awful plot, and a sick and twisted theme.
Twilight had a sick twisted theme. I mean Vampires that sparkle? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17683298]Twilight had a sick twisted theme. I mean Vampires that sparkle? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE] You got what he meant when Edward was after her "blood" if you know what I mean.
The only reason I'm going to watch this is because this description leaves me with so much "WTF" and "WHY?" that I just fuckin' need an answer.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;17615611] [img]http://www.quietearth.us/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2970[/img] [/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Dr_Nick.png/363px-Dr_Nick.png[/img]. Well if it isn't my good friend Ms. McLeggs, with legs for an arms, and arms for legs.
[QUOTE=power-mad;17687991]The only reason I'm going to watch this is because this description leaves me with so much "WTF" and "WHY?" that I just fuckin' need an answer.[/QUOTE] Maybe that's what the director is hoping for.
The directors for these movies are usually odder than the characters they make.
wow what this is probably the dumbest idea anyone has ever had for a movie.
I have came with another idea. He could have sewn two asses together, letting them having fecal push match. The loser would have shit coming out of their mouth.
So if you feed the head girl, the end girl will shit it out?
Won't the last one be intoxinated because only the worst shit gasses are left?
[QUOTE=benos;17689965][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Dr_Nick.png/363px-Dr_Nick.png[/img]. Well if it isn't my good friend Ms. McLeggs, with legs for an arms, and arms for legs.[/QUOTE] [img]http://4.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tplguve9rG6kOlm6o1_400.png[/img] Its Mr McGregg
Damn.... I'm not going to say anything, simply because its already been said.
So, who has actually seen this movie, it came out over a month ago.
[QUOTE=rathat48;17748593]So, who has actually seen this movie, it came out over a month ago.[/QUOTE] It was actually a Romantic Comedy.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17748729]It was actually a Romantic Comedy.[/QUOTE] I'll donate 1 funny to the person that puts footage of the movie to Del Amitri's "Roll to Me."
[QUOTE=Moby-;17615662]What if one of them farts, they get a mouthful of it lol[/QUOTE] Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, it doesn't seem like they could last very long, maybe the first guy, but the other two would die quickly from malnutrition.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;17615611][img]http://www.quietearth.us/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2973[/img][/QUOTE] He looks badass in that.
The people who said this is medically accurate read Surgery for Dummies -- Retarded Edition
[QUOTE=the_shape;17655498]"Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature." BUT WHY?!?[/QUOTE] Because you CAN.
The movie won the Jury Prize at the Cannes Film Festival, which is apparently considered the third most prestigious prize at the film festival. So yeah, apparently this film is actually quite good. It's currently sitting on a 7.9 on IMDB
The guy who's the beginning of the centipede is lucky
[QUOTE=seano12;17751847]The guy who's the beginning of the centipede is lucky[/QUOTE] not as lucky as the doctor watching :q:
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/07/504x_HumanCentipedeGame_01.jpg[/img] Coming to an Atari 2600 near YOU!
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;17752956][img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/07/504x_HumanCentipedeGame_01.jpg[/img] Coming to an Atari 2600 near YOU![/QUOTE] That would probably be a good game, maybe the first good game spinoff of a movie.
What the christ? I think I had a dream like this once. This was like 12 years ago.
What a waste of holes
I'll never click on the General Discussion section again. EVER.
[QUOTE=benos;17689965][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Dr_Nick.png/363px-Dr_Nick.png[/img]. Well if it isn't my good friend Ms. McLeggs, with legs for an arms, and arms for legs.[/QUOTE] Wasn't posting Dr.Nick considered as a ban-me?
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