• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit II
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people pick on others for two reasons (sometimes 3) 1. they are assholes and nobody likes them and it makes them feel good about themselves or 2. you are a dickhead and they are making fun of you and your shit attitude or if you are in middle school 3. you are weird
Or 4: They'd do it if you asked them, but you're too scared to ask.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;33906050]people pick on others for two reasons (sometimes 3) 1. they are assholes and nobody likes them and it makes them feel good about themselves or 2. you are a dickhead and they are making fun of you and your shit attitude or if you are in middle school 3. you are weird[/QUOTE] Probably 3 since sports do not interest me all that much. Many people here are really into sports. So I would have to go with reason 3 because they think I'm strange. I can't quite put my finger on what they find strange. Bailey, who harasses me day-to-day says it's because I play video games 24/7, when in reality I play them much, much less than they think. I rarely talk about video games and have plenty of other subjects to talk about so that's out of the question. Thankfully not all people are asshats, such as my best friend Nick. In case you haven't figured it out it's middle school in what Canadians everywhere call the "Texas of Canada" Things will change for sure though once I get into a different school. This one is actually one of the worst ones around here. I can't even think of a school that I've been to that's as bad as this one. [QUOTE=minilandstan;33906299]Or 4: They'd do it if you asked them, but you're too scared to ask.[/QUOTE] I don't think I was talking about asking people out. I'll probably do that next year in my new school. EDIT: I've actually had a few chances to go out with women here, but back then I was such a dense fuck that I never caught on to anything.
no all schools are that terrible and middle school is pretty much fucking horrible for everyone [editline]26th December 2011[/editline] who cares about video games, i play video games all the time and i'm still a popular guy here's a hint, it's number one. that guy is a shithead and you just need to ignore him [editline]26th December 2011[/editline] but i'm also going to play the devil's advocate here and say that a lot of people dish out harassment in middle school because others deviate from the norm. regardless of how acceptible it is - the social ecosystem in middle school is meant to get strange people to act like everyone, else regardless of how normal what everyone else is or what you are actually doing. which means that sometimes they are idiots and you need to ignore their comments about your unique clothes but sometimes they have a point and you should probably start bathing
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;33906495]no all schools are that terrible and middle school is pretty much fucking horrible for everyone [editline]26th December 2011[/editline] who cares about video games, i play video games all the time and i'm still a popular guy here's a hint, it's number one. that guy is a shithead and you just need to ignore him [editline]26th December 2011[/editline] but i'm also going to play the devil's advocate here and say that a lot of people dish out harassment in middle school because others deviate from the norm. regardless of how acceptible it is - the social ecosystem in middle school is meant to get strange people to act like everyone, else regardless of how normal what everyone else is or what you are actually doing. which means that sometimes they are idiots and you need to ignore their comments about your unique clothes but sometimes they have a point and you should probably ib]start bathing[/b][/QUOTE] That last part made me chuckle because I have a brother who literally never bathes. It's gross :suicide: But in all seriousness this is probably one of the worst schools I've went to. But hey it's middle school and it'll be over in a few months for me anyway.
oh your in middle school, that makes sense then youre right, everyone is an asshole but get over it, it doesnt last very long
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;33910318]oh your in middle school, that makes sense then youre right, everyone is an asshole but get over it, it doesnt last very long[/QUOTE] Yep, I know, and don't worry, I'm not letting it get to me. It's my last year of middle school anyway.
hahahaha middle school relationships
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;33912669]hahahaha middle school relationships[/QUOTE] Indeed.
Because I need internet validation: I was fingering my girlfriend and she says that she's sorry. [i]'For what?'[/i] "Well, it might be kind of annoying, but you're so good at this- I can't help it..." [i]'Are you apologizing for moaning!?'[/i] I told her that she was silly.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;33944592]Because I need internet validation: I was fingering my girlfriend and she says that she's sorry. [i]'For what?'[/i] "Well, it might be kind of annoying, but you're so good at this- I can't help it..." [i]'Are you apologizing for moaning!?'[/i] I told her that she was silly.[/QUOTE] jeez guys, looks like we got a real PRO here watch OUT!
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;33944628]jeez guys, looks like we got a real PRO here watch OUT![/QUOTE] Damn straight. Actually, she has an issue with thinking that most stuff she does might offend me in some way. She was seriously apologizing, not kidding around. That's just silly. She's too careful about it and it's more annoying than anything she might do to annoy me otherwise.
So I was kinda hooking up/fooling around with a girl i've known for a while back home (I'm on vacation from College) and whilst fingering her I ask her what she likes best. In response she says she doesn't know because she's never had an orgasm. I was all challenge accepted, but we were kinda in a semi public place and didn't have much time so i failed. First time i've not got a girl to cum while fooling around, feels bad man. anyone else ever have this problem
[QUOTE=pnkpanther;33944969]So I was kinda hooking up/fooling around with a girl i've known for a while back home (I'm on vacation from College) and whilst fingering her I ask her what she likes best. In response she says she doesn't know because she's never had an orgasm. I was all challenge accepted, but we were kinda in a semi public place and didn't have much time so i failed. First time i've not got a girl to cum while fooling around, feels bad man. anyone else ever have this problem[/QUOTE] cumming =/= orgasm
I'm going to go ahead and say almost all girls you've been with lied to you about having an orgasm.
I can't fucking believe it... Me and my girlfriend attempted to have sex for the first time last night, I was(am?) a virgin but she'd done it quite a few times with her ex. So I thought if anyone had a problem it'd be me right? Turns out no...to put it straight, I'm too big for her. I don't think I am particularly big, not that I really know, but obviously I am a lot bigger than her ex... As soon as I entered her she screwed her face up in pain, dug her nails into my arse and let out this long drawn out "fuuuccccckkk!!". I said what the fuck is wrong, but she said to carry on going, which I did, extremely slowly and it barely felt that I was in there... but still she was swearing and obviously in pain, and I had to pull out and ask her what was wrong when she told me, I was too big for her, especially deeper in.. She had to lie there for about 5 minutes and let the pain die down, and we tried again a couple of times, with breaks in between, but yet again we had to stop because she was in so much pain. We just gave up in the end, and used our hands, at least I can do that pretty well. But seriously, I don't think I'm that big and does anyone know if this is going to get better? She said she never really enjoyed it that much with her ex, she said it was to do with the fact it wasn't meaningful, but now I'm thinking it might of also being the fact he might have been pretty small...
Bahahaha, so how big is it? Cause unless it's some kind of hydra loch ness monster there's something wrong there.
5cm
Lube.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;33948396]Bahahaha, so how big is it? Cause unless it's some kind of hydra loch ness monster there's something wrong there.[/QUOTE] I really don't think its that big, so I think something is wrong. And as for lube, that wasn't the problem, she was wet enough and the condom had extra lube anyway.
Oh condoms. :suicide: I only used that once with my girlfriend, and that was the first time we did it. Large enough condoms are expensive, and still kind of hurt for me. Besides, it feels so goddamn good without a condom. For both. If I were you, I'd buy her some toys. Loosen her up over time, find out how much she can take, then give her exactly that or a BIT more, and use it OFTEN.
Yeah well she came of the pill a couple of months ago and she's not going back on. And getting her toys is not really an option for me...
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33950174]Yeah well she came of the pill a couple of months ago and she's not going back on. And getting her toys is not really an option for me...[/QUOTE] Why, and, why? If she came of the pill because of hormonal issues, try p-ring or p-rod(?). We got that in Norway at least, and it's the best option if someone can't handle the pill or is too sloppy to take them at regular times. And sex toys are a pretty damn cheap investment for your sexlife. [editline]29th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MindMuncher;33944592]Because I need internet validation: I was fingering my girlfriend and she says that she's sorry. [i]'For what?'[/i] "Well, it might be kind of annoying, but you're so good at this- I can't help it..." [i]'Are you apologizing for moaning!?'[/i] I told her that she was silly.[/QUOTE] Mine doesn't moan a lot, her earlier boyfriends got pissed off if she made a sound or asked for something during sex. She's 21 and I'm 18. Having a girlfriend/fuckbuddy that has been treated like shit during sex is, strangely enough, amazing. You get to show her that sex really isn't that bad. And it's easy to live up to expectations(if any). We do so much stuff everyone else would consider fucked up though :v: I feel like a spoiled brat.
Hey guys. Guess what. Women don't actually "loosen" through uh... use. The tightness only varies based on the amount of stress the woman is experiencing.
[QUOTE=gufu;33956140]Hey guys. Guess what. Women don't actually "loosen" through uh... use. The tightness only varies based on the amount of stress the woman is experiencing.[/QUOTE] Ohhh. Well that made more sense. My girl feels widened by "wear" after six months with me, but she had a much more stressed life back then.. I still reccomend you buy her a sex toy. You know, break some barriers. Try new stuff together. And get her to try the dildo a moment she's really relaxed.
Neither of us are 18, which is the age you need to be to be allowed in to shops to buy that kind of stuff. And my parents would go apeshit if they saw something like that come in the post .
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33956547]Neither of us are 18, which is the age you need to be to be allowed in to shops to buy that kind of stuff. And my parents would go apeshit if they saw something like that come in the post .[/QUOTE] Lolwut. In norway, the sexy cashier takes a judging look at you when you step in, not because "you are dirty, this is wrong", but simply to take a look at how you act and if you might be sexually mature enough to buy the stuff from the store. There's no legal limit, and a 14 year old can buy whatever he/she wants if they show they can be mature/safe. And who the fuck lets their parents go through their own mail? [editline]30th December 2011[/editline] And again, why is she off the pill?
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;33956628] And who the fuck lets their parents go through their own mail? [/QUOTE] I am assuming he lives with his parents, thus it would be kind of difficult to conceal something that you get mailed to you, especially if it's bigger than an envelope.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33948138]I can't fucking believe it... Me and my girlfriend attempted to have sex for the first time last night, I was(am?) a virgin but she'd done it quite a few times with her ex. So I thought if anyone had a problem it'd be me right? Turns out no...to put it straight, I'm too big for her. I don't think I am particularly big, not that I really know, but obviously I am a lot bigger than her ex... As soon as I entered her she screwed her face up in pain, dug her nails into my arse and let out this long drawn out "fuuuccccckkk!!". I said what the fuck is wrong, but she said to carry on going, which I did, extremely slowly and it barely felt that I was in there... but still she was swearing and obviously in pain, and I had to pull out and ask her what was wrong when she told me, I was too big for her, especially deeper in.. She had to lie there for about 5 minutes and let the pain die down, and we tried again a couple of times, with breaks in between, but yet again we had to stop because she was in so much pain. We just gave up in the end, and used our hands, at least I can do that pretty well. But seriously, I don't think I'm that big and does anyone know if this is going to get better? She said she never really enjoyed it that much with her ex, she said it was to do with the fact it wasn't meaningful, but now I'm thinking it might of also being the fact he might have been pretty small...[/QUOTE] Something doesn't seem right. [quote=http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm]Virtually every man forgets that it doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because [b]the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.[/b] The vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only 7.5cm (3 inches) long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different. Even when aroused, a woman's vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).[/quote] The only problem I could see is if: 1) You we're doing it wrong. 2) You're a bit to wide. 3) There's something wrong with her. I hope things get better for you though.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;33959983] 2) You're a bit to wide. 3) There's something wrong with her.[/QUOTE] Well its definitely a girth issue, whether on her part or his.
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