You didnt dare to hold hands? Woah step back, calibrate and listen - how old are you?
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;31233117]I am living in the country. Isn't a village in the countryside? 16km to the nearest grocery store.[/QUOTE]
Move underground.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31233707]"I want to hold your hand firmly.."
"same here honey.."[/QUOTE]
Hahaha oh god that sounds pretty wrong :v:
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;31233756]You didnt dare to hold hands? Woah step back, calibrate and listen - how old are you?[/QUOTE]
18. I have never been in a relationship before. I got my first voluntarily hug 2 years ago. Never kissed, no relationships, started talking to girls in general just a couple of months ago.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31233868]Move underground.[/QUOTE]
naww man
You got your first hug 2 years ago? Holy shit.
Sweet shit man, you sound like a NEET and an anti-social!
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;31233974]You got your first hug 2 years ago? Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31233986]2 years ago? At 16?
Dude...
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/emot-smith1.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Just recently i stopped being EXTREMELY social awkard. When i got drunk for my first time (also my first time drinking) after my 18th birthday, my confidence got extremely better, and i felt comfortable with hugs etc. Since then it stayed in me.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;31234005]Just recently i stopped being EXTREMELY social awkard. When i got drunk for my first time (also my first time drinking) after my 18th birthday, my confidence got extremely better, and i felt comfortable with hugs etc. Since then it stayed in me.[/QUOTE]
So, how did your neighbor enjoy his time at your place, since you have been just sitting here replying whole time.
[QUOTE=Inufin;31234036]So, how did your neighbor enjoy his time at your place, since you have been just sitting here replying whole time.[/QUOTE]
We're talking to eachother, i can multitask.
He's playing CS now, not tf2, euugh.
They do have their computers here all the time, but yeah sometime they take it home. Now there's just one here.
Is there any possibility we could, you know, move on to someone elses problems? This is something for the university professors and social geniuses to solve, not us v:v:v
In the words of Batman, "fuck this shit, let's move on"
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31234073]Is there any possibility we could, you know, move on to someone elses problems? This is something for the university professors and social geniuses to solve, not us v:v:v
In the words of Batman, "fuck this shit, let's move on"[/QUOTE]
Oh look, new page. Who were you talking about? I don't know.
Hey, guys, tell us about your break up stories, they are always interesting and then I can be kind and make everyone feel better.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31234073]Is there any possibility we could, you know, move on to someone elses problems? This is something for the university professors and social geniuses to solve, not us v:v:v
In the words of Batman, "fuck this shit, let's move on"[/QUOTE]
Just talk about something else? Cross-talking is allowed, no?
[QUOTE=Inufin;31234125]Oh look, new page. Who were you talking about? I don't know.
Hey, guys, tell us about your break up stories, they are always interesting and then I can be kind and make everyone feel better.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ, my worst break-up story is about the girl that I recently decided to become friends with benefits with.
This is sounding more and more like a REALLY bad idea.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;31233525]Doing shit out of your own neighborhood/house for a change.
Socializing at your house over video games, is the laziest, and shittiest way you could socialize with someone.[/QUOTE]
I can vouch for this. I had a friend who I would occasionally meetup with. Even though we sometimes walked and talked around the city the whole day, his idea of socializing usually included videogaming at his house which was something I hated. I usually encouraged him to go outside with me more often than not though.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;31233486]I don't really know anymore. No. Nothing really, we just talked. [b]She gave me a hug when we split.[/b][/QUOTE]
It's a sign. Just like the girl that let you used her pencil in class and glanced at you during lunch, she wants to fuck you
She sharpened your pencil at school - shes defo DTF
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31234153]No offense, but..
are they coming over just for your internet connection or something?[/QUOTE]
Nah, to be social. They have 100/100 too.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;31234194]It's a sign. Just like the girl that let you used her pencil in class and glanced at you during lunch, she wants to fuck you[/QUOTE]
lol
nah but she said it, she was probably horny but whatever.
[img]http://braxnet.org/scr/Screenshot-2011-07-20_23.13.34.png[/img]
haha oh wow.
It's ok, Malitum.
Lets talk about crossdressing.
I always wanted to dress up as a lady and go hit on men at a bar, then confuse the fuck out of them in the end.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31233418]Oh for fucks sake [B]WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I'M HEADED THERE THE 15TH![/B]
What are you majoring in? Aerospace[/QUOTE]
I recently got my Bachelor's degree in History and I minored in Sociology. I'm getting my Masters at Colorado State so I probably won't see you at ASU unless I go back to see a couple of my bros.
Lunatic is a good thing though.
Sorry. I was going for all funnies, I don't know how I got a disagree in there!
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31234374]Giraffen, try fingering her the next time you see her :~)[/QUOTE]
She wants me to :q:
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;31234390]She wants me to :q:[/QUOTE]
Hey, lets make a deal. Since you are so sure about this, come back to the thread after you have done it, right?
Don't forget to be gentle.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;31234390]She wants me to :q:[/QUOTE]
Damn, man, you and your assumptions
also fingering is totally different from what you probably think it is, considering it sounds like you haven't even kissed a girl yet. Let's not jump the gun, eh?
[QUOTE=Inufin;31234427]Hey, lets make a deal. Since you are so sure about this, come back to the thread after you have done it, right?
Don't forget to be gentle.[/QUOTE]
Nah, i'm not that sure about it.
And i like talking to you guys :v:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31234447]Damn, man, you and your assumptions
also fingering is totally different from what you probably think it is, considering it sounds like you haven't even kissed a girl yet. Let's not jump the gun, eh?[/QUOTE]
Really? I think not. I wouldn't, but if she's all over me then why not? But i don't think that will happen anyway.
...you know what, I have an idea. What town do you live in? Not your actual address, just the general area you live in.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31234478]how she did she word it? "finger me please"? :v[/QUOTE]
Nah, she said it multiple times, but i dunno. It was actually a few days ago.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31234486]...you know what, I have an idea. What town do you live in? Not your actual address, just the general area you live in.[/QUOTE]
Why? Are you gonna tell her to fuck off?
I find it funny how hard he's getting played.
I mean, she's fucking great at setting up scapegoats. First it was the overprotective dad, but she backed out of that one because it's not very easy to back up consistently. So she's switched over to occasionally going into depressive bouts. It's quite brilliant, really. She can use him as her source of attention whenever she wants, but when he starts pushing too hard to meet or something, she can say shit is going on at home and she wants to be left alone. Since he's desperate, he'll believe it (or more accurately, pretend to believe it) every single time.
All she's gotta do is say something sexual every once in a while to give the poor child false hope.
"Oh yeah fave position is doggy style ;)"
SHE WANTS MY DICK I MUST PERSIST
"Oh yeah I really want to meet you really bad."
*Whenever he tries to set something up*
"Oh I'm busy."
or
"I'm depressed so I don't feel like it."
Denial is a beautiful thing.
No, I'm gonna give you a list of other things to do and places to go besides [B]staying in your house and playing video games/bitching all day[/B]
Seriously, I live in butt-fuck nowhere and I still find all sorts of things to do.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31234594]I find it funny how hard he's getting played.
I mean, she's fucking great at setting up scapegoats. First it was the overprotective dad, but she backed out of that one because it's not very easy to back up consistently. So she's switched over to occasionally going into depressive bouts. It's quite brilliant, really. She can use him as her source of attention whenever she wants, but when he starts pushing too hard to meet or something, she can say shit is going on at home and she wants to be left alone. Since he's desperate, he'll believe it (or more accurately, pretend to believe it) every single time.
Denial is a beautiful thing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah yeah..
But she really wants to meet me now, for real :v:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31234599]No, I'm gonna give you a list of other things to do and places to go besides [B]staying in your house and playing video games/bitching all day[/B]
Seriously, I live in butt-fuck nowhere and I still find all sorts of things to do.[/QUOTE]
Please do.
Also, does anyone picture him as that brother in the movie "The Benchwarmers" who is afraid of going outside because the sun burns? I swear, this kid must be just like that.
[editline]20th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31234669]Ask her straight if she wants to have sex
see if it scares her away[/QUOTE]
She'll say yes because she knows it will keep him on her leash. However, it's fairly obvious that she won't ever actually let that happen.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31234669]Ask her straight if she wants to have sex
see if it scares her away[/QUOTE]
I don't want to say anything like that, feels bad man :saddowns:
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31234676]Also, does anyone picture him as that brother in the movie "The Benchwarmers" who is afraid of going outside because the sun burns? I swear, this kid must be just like that.[/QUOTE]
Nah not really, i just don't like the atmosphere here. It's better in the city, actually it's fine there, what am i talking about
Does anyone else kind of want a picture of Giraffen...?
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